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Rihanna’s Rockin’ Nipple of the Day

The biggest issue with Rihanna is now that when I promise girls who get naked on the internet for me…that I will make them the next Rihanna…cuz fame hungry girls love the idea of being the next Rihanna….and I love false promises for the spread asshole pics….is that I have to explain to them that I don’t mean I’ll beat the fuck out of them…not that any of these girls mind…the new generation is not like the old generation and it seems like 25 and under..even 30 and under think the idea of throwing down with a dude…even if it means getting fucked up with a broken nose and shit…is either funny or erotic…I don’t know how many times I get asked to mistreat a girl and I’m talking normal fucking girls…cuz it turns them on….but being the gentlemen that I am…limit my S&M to a mild spanking and spitting in their whore faces….I don’t fuck with any of that punching, slapping or chokin’ out…it just makes me feel awkward….something I don’t feel while staring at pics of Rihanna’s nipple on set of a photoshoot…but probably cuz I am lookin at it on my couch and not in the kids section of the library….while babysitting my neighbor’s kid…in efforts to score married chicks who are unhappy at home primarily in the bedroom at home….using me to remind them that their husband isn’t all that bad…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Just got Justin bieber tickets REACTION FUNNY!

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WATCH: ‘Funny Or Die Hard’? Will Ferrell’s Site Celebrates Movie Deal & 5 Million Twitter Followers

My dreams for a feature-length version of Funny or Die’s “Bat Fight” are one step closer to reality. The comedy website started in 2007 by Will Ferrell , Adam McKay and Chris Henchy has partnered with Turistas and   The Lincoln Lawyer producer Scott Steindorff’s Scott Pictures to produce two or three branded movies a year. The story comes via The Hollywood Reporter   on the same day that Funny or Die marked another company milestone — surpassing 5 million Twitter followers — via a video featuring Ferrell sporting another one of his memorable mustaches, touting his knowledge of Singapore, dropping the f-bomb and firing an intern. (“You are shit-canned. It’s a can full of shit, and you are in it.”)  On the subject of his lip broom, can anyone out there tell me if that baby is real or not? If it is, Ferrell should really do a how-to book on facial hair. THR  reports the deal could make Funny or Die the 21st Century comedy brand equivalent of National Lampoon and its Vacation film franchise. Funny or Die Hard , anyone?  I’d love to see that, even if its just a clip on the site, and I bet Bruce Willis would be game. And, by the way, with 20 million unique views per month, I would say Funny or Die has already surpassed National Lampoon as a brand. It’s more like the Original Space Bag of comedy. Here’s Ferrell’s Twitter video, and after that, what I hope will be the first feature to emerge from this joint venture: “Bat Fight,” starring Ferrell and Hot Tub Time Machine   actor  Craig Robinson . [ Funny or Die , The Hollywood Reporter] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter.  Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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Belieber’s will love this Put Justin Bieber in your mouthNew singing and spinning (wink wink) electric toothbrush at CVS Get your’s today 8D

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 – #5 Sara Jean Underwood

Coming in at #5 on Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 we’ve got our favorite former Attack Of The Show host and current 1# Twitter model, Sara Jean Underwood . Personally, I was a bigger fan of Sara before she got her boobs enhanced. Now I know you guy may be shocked to hear that coming from me, but bigger isn’t always better. Sara’s tasty little morsels were perfect and it’s a shame she would mess with a good thing. Nonetheless, she is super cute and sexy and deserves all the attention we give her. Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 10- Micaela Schaefer 9- Hayden Panettiere 8- Ashley Tisdale 7- Rihanna 6- Selena Gomez 5- Sara Jean Underwood Sara Jean Underwood 2012 Recap Sara Jean Underwood Takes A Peek Under Candace Bailey’s Dress Sara Jean Underwood Is Red Hot Sara Jean Underwood Sexiness For Draftday Sara Jean Underwood Cans Are Canned Sara Jean Underwood Is A Sexy Catcher Sara Jean Underwood And Friends Flash Garth Brooks Their Boobies I’d Like To Draft Sara Jean Underwood Sara Jean Underwood’s Outfit Isn’t Funny, It’s Super Hot Sara Jean Underwood’s Halloween Cleavage Sara Jean Underwood Phone Home Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Signature Duck Face Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Tweets Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Red Hot Tight Dress Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Duck Face Sara Jean Underwood Will Do Anything Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski’s Carl’s Jr. Sexy Commercial Sara Jean Underwood Knows How To Work A Frappuccino Sara Jean Underwood Is A Cup Shy Sara Jean Underwood Dresses Up The Booty Sara Jean Underwood: Attack Of The Nerds Sara Jean Underwood In A Sexy Tight Dress Sara Jean Underwood Loves The Twitter Sara Jean Underwood’s Perfect Bikini Booty Sara Jean Underwood’s Breasts Love Twitter Sara Jean Underwood Gets Felt Up By Sonic Sara Jean Underwood Sexy Bikini Party Sara Jean Underwood’s Hot Retro Booty Sara Jean Underwood Belongs In A Bikini Sara Jean Underwood Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Motorboat Sara Jean Underwood Gets Sexy At Home Sara Jean Underwood For National Cleavage Day Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Food Fight Sara Jean Underwood Hot Nerd Car Wash Sara Jean Underwood Is Just Too Hot Sara Jean Underwood Is Awesome Sara Jean Underwood Is Ready For Me Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Ping Pong Show Sara Jean Underwood Beer And Bikini Hottie Sara Jean Underwood’s Festive Holiday Body Sara Jean Underwood Bearded Bikini Pictures Sara Jean Underwood Spandex Badass Sara Jean Underwood Won Halloween

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Celebrity Resolutions! Funny or Die Has George Lucas Atone For ‘Star Wars’ Sale & We Imagine Russell Crowe Not Singing

George Lucas  apparently has much atoning to do for his decision to sell LucasFilm to Disney. The Star Wars creator and film mogul comes in for a heavy tweaking in the list of 10 Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions posted by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay’s Funny or Die website.  The resolution, one of 10 posted by A General Nonchalance, does not exactly suggest that hopes are running high for Disney’s reboot of the Star Wars franchise. Not all of the resolutions are movie-related. But those that do have a connection to film, however tenuous, are: That doesn’t sound so much like a resolution as it does large-scale fantasy fulfillment for potential Baby Goose stalkers out there. Meanwhile, Katy Perry’s “credibility” and Meryl Streep’s “modesty” are also in the crosshairs. Funny stuff, but the post left me wanting more. So, I invite all you wicked wits out there who read Movieline to submit your own movie-related barbs in the comments section. For instance, I could see Russell Crowe resolving: “More time menacing public with phones. Less time assaulting them with my singing.” Your turn. [ Funny or Die ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Kris Humphries Saves the World!

On the basketball court, Kris Humphries is a rather one-dimension player. The man can rebound and that’s about it. But it turns out this ex-husband of Kim Kardashian is extremely versatile in real life. He can solve the Greek debt crisis. He makes amazing spaghetti sauce. Oh, and he’s about to save the world from an asteroid, per the President’s request. Watch Kris explain his various talents in this Funny or Die video: Kris Humphries: Funny or Die

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On The Party Scene: Kevin Hart And Kelly Rowland Kick It In The A

We hope he didn’t tell the cocktail waitress, “See the way my account is set up…” Funny man Kevin Hart held a private party in Atlanta along with Plush Blue Entertainment owner Colby Campbell Monday night at a new venue called Metro FUxon in Atlanta. Hart was spotted with his girlfriend and Kelly Rowland. They bought 10 bottles in a private VIP area. R&B singer Lloyd was also seen on the scene. Check out more photos below: Shout out to Plush Blue Entertainment!

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President Camacho Says Politics Is A ‘Pimp-Ho Game’

In what was the shortest press op of my journalistic career,  Terry Crews portrayed Idiocracy President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in a Funny or Die conference call that, like most political media events, was about nothing, because Idiocracy creator Mike Judge, who was also supposed to be present, did not make it.   After declaring that he was the “motherfuckin’ president of the motherfuckin’ United States” and had “shit to do,”  Crews/Camacho explained that he had traveled to the present after ripping a hole in the space-time continuum during a cage match with the “Grand Poobah of Europe.” In other words, “some Einstein shit. Crews/Camacho explained that “I see a whole lot of stuff that I don’t like.” Among the things that bothered him: All of the political candidates, he declared, “is bullshit.”  According to “Camacho’s world, politics is a pimp-ho game” and “Voters ain’t nothing but ho’s.”  In other words, “If you tell people what they really need to hear, they ain’t gonna vote for you. You got to smooth talk these voters.” Crews/Camacho also noted that he had come to the present to “save white people” because “white flight had reached new levels” in the future. “White people it’s okay to come back out,” he said. The press conference was over after three questions, the cleverest one asked by a press-conference participant who asked Camacho to reveal who wins Tuesday’s presidential election (given that Camacho is from the future). “I understand your Jedi Mind Tricks, motherfucker,” replied the pretend president, who refused to answer the question on the grounds that it could affect the future, and “I might not get elected.” If you didn’t get enough, Camacho is also doing a live Q&A via Funny or Die’s Twitter account tomorrow at 10:30 a.m. Pacific Time. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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