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Good News and Bad News From The Doctor [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Rock-T is back with his funny Joke of the Day! Get “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” Highlights Delivered Daily! Check out how a patients recent…

Good News and Bad News From The Doctor [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Black Honor Student Shot 25 Times By St. Louis Police

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For those who might wonder why a Black honor student would carry a gun, Carlos Ball eloquently explained the dual realities that exist for many…

Black Honor Student Shot 25 Times By St. Louis Police

Rock-T’s Joke Of The Day: What Did The Banana Say To The Mushroom? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Bananas and mushrooms? Yup, Rock-T is hitting us with another Joke Of The Day that includes fruits and vegetables talking to each other. Listen to this funny bit…

Rock-T’s Joke Of The Day: What Did The Banana Say To The Mushroom? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Top 5 Rejected Ideas For Morning Show Contests [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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On “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show,” comedian Special K delivers the Top 5 rejected ideas for morning show contests! Click Here To Join Rickey’s Text Club Listen to this funny bit…

Top 5 Rejected Ideas For Morning Show Contests [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Downton Diddy: Downton Abbey Funny Or Die Skit [Video]

Downton Diddy from Sean Combs Downton Abbey announced the addition of a black character for the newest season of the show, they somehow forgot the first black character who has been on the show since the beginning. funnyordie Continue reading

Pastor Flips “Bandz Will Make her Dance” To His Own Version!

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Pastor Flips “Bandz Will Make her Dance” To His Own Version!

Schlong Gone Wrong: Catch Fade Kills Man Who Fought Friends For Drawing A Peen On His Face After He Passed Out At Party

Talk about slizzard gone all wrong! Via DailyNews reports : A DJ killed a man after waking up at a party to find a peen had been drawn on his face, the Old Bailey heard. Vanessa Barrows, who had hosted the ten-hour party at her apartment in Tooting, south London, told the court everyone at the party was enjoying themselves. But the joke turned sour when the ‘boy banter’ got out of hand and party-goer Anthony Thompson, 26, was punched to the ground outside. Mr Thompson’s head struck the floor and he died from brain damage, jurors heard. Thomas Evans, 32, from Morden, Surrey, denies manslaughter following the all-night party in February last year, claiming self-defense. She said Mr Evans had fallen asleep in an armchair when morning approached and some condoms had fallen out of his pocket. She added: ‘I got my lipstick out and drew a peen on his face. It was done for a laugh.’ Miss Barrows said that when Evans woke up, he had seen the funny side of it. She also nodded off and woke to find a row going on. She said: ‘It was just silly boy banter between Anthony and Tom. ‘Anthony was saying about who was stronger than who. It was a joke. They were friends.’ Miss Barrows said Mr Thompson had been trying to wind Evans up, while Evans was not reacting and was trying to calm things down. After people started to leave, she heard scuffling outside and found Mr Thompson on the ground when she got downstairs. Peter Clement, prosecuting, said that when Evans woke up he seemed to take the drawing on his face in ‘good spirits’. As the banter continued, Mr Thompson was heard to say in bravado: ‘I can knock any one of you blokes out.’ Evans replied: ‘You couldn’t knock me out.’ Mr Clement added: ‘That set off a chain of events.’ The trial continues. Damn. This sounds crazy. Who would think that such a simple prank could turn deadly? Do you think that Evans should be convicted for manslaughter? Photo Credit: LOLPranks

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Schlong Gone Wrong: Catch Fade Kills Man Who Fought Friends For Drawing A Peen On His Face After He Passed Out At Party

Rihanna is a “People of Walmart” of the Day

This is the worst ever picture of Rihanna, and not just because she’s shopping at Walmart like a normal trash bitch who gets beat by her husband….or some fat white girl buying processed food to keep her fat and desirable for black dudes to father her multiple 50 shades of black babies, but because motherfucker didn’t have a very good camera. You’d think if Rihanna was shopping at your local Walmart, at least one motherfucker would snap off a pic of her buying something humiliating, or bending down to really see if the lowest price is the law….and the funny think is that people are shocked by this pic, like they don’t realize she’s a gully whore from the Islands who probably was raised off of 5,000 dollars a year, dreaming of going to Puerto Rico to one day visit Walmart, to taste America, before she realized at 15, that it was easier to taste british dudes for money, who were connected, taking her out of the gutter shanty, and to Jay Z, to make a fortune. Fascinating, underbelly shit….

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Jim Carrey eBay Photo: Profit to Be Used for Gun Purchase

Give at least one eBay user points for creativity. With Jim Carrey under backlash for posing a Funny or Die video (below) that calls out gun owners and mocks former NRA President Charlton Heston, someone on that website posted an signed picture of the actor Wednesday. Read the listing: “Jim Carrey Autographed 8X10 Photo So I Can Afford a Gun!” Jim Carrey “Cold Dead Hand” Spoof A black-and-white shot of Carrey with the inscription ““Spank you very much!,” the item had attracted 103 bidders at one point and the price had been driving to $860. But then the description changed and the bids disappeared, as eBay seemingly got involved in the selling. “I’m selling this Jim Carrey autographed B&W photo (mint condition) for purposes I cannot explain because it might be against eBay’s Terms & Conditions,” wrote the user afterward. While the company has not spoken about the incident, users had plenty to say in the Comments section of the item, taking Carrey to task for his outspoken viewers. “In the hopes Carrey will see this: I will NOT be seeing KICK-ASS 2 when it is released,” one person wrote, while another added: “I would just like to encourage the winning bidder in this noble cause to bring the prize to the range for proper disposal.”

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It’s taken me over a month to write my Bieber experience…

It’s taken me over a month to write my Bieber experience because I haven’t been able to put how amazing it was into words. I also won’t ever be able to express how thankful I am for this opportunity. I’m shaking writing this because I still can’t believe my one and only dream has come true. My name is Steph and I’ve been a belieber since the very beginning. I actually remember once telling my 5th grade teacher that my favorite song was “One Time” by Justin Bieber and she was like, “Who’s that?” Basically I’ve been a fan ever since his name wasn’t even well known. My whole experience started in early November when my mom asked me if I wanted to go to another Believe tour show as my Christmas present. I had already gone to the Tacoma show on October 9th and ever since the concert I came home crying every day because of my post concert depression. I think my mom noticed and that was the main reason why she wanted me to go to another show. Of course I broke down crying and said yes, so that night we found some tickets and a city to fly to for the concert. It’s kind of a long story of how I actually got the M&G’s but long story short, I got them through my friend’s dad who has connections with the sponsoring companies of the tour. When she called me one afternoon and told me her dad got them for me, I had to hang up about 237 times because I couldn’t even talk. The two months leading up to the concert were the longest months of my life. One of my best friends, Jen, helped me plan what I was going to say to Justin and what I was going to wear. January 7th, 2013 finally came around and my mom and I flew to Denver, CO for the concert. When we got off the plane I could barely breath and I wanted to slap everyone at the airport because they were just minding their own business and staying calm even though Justin was breathing the same air and was in the same city as them. I stayed up until 6 a.m. that night crying, shaking and I don’t even know. The next morning I took 3 hours getting ready and then we left for the arena. It took a while to get our wristbands because there was a lot of chaos but eventually we got them and went into the line. I was trying to remain as calm as I could because I didn’t want to cry and have my eyes be all puffy in the picture. I thought I was doing pretty well until Kenny walked by and I lost it. I started bawling and I literally couldn’t breath and I had to sit down and my mom was calming me down. My mom and I were supposed to be in a line where you had to get into groups of six to take the picture but the security got us screwed up and we were lucky enough to get mixed in with the line that could have two people in the picture. Finally the group in front of us went in the tent and as they went in, I saw Justin standing there and my knees buckled and I froze. It was then our turn to go in and when they opened the curtain for us I saw Justin standing there looking so adorable and perfect. He was laughing at what I thought was the wall but then I figured out that it was Lil Twist. The M&G started late by the way so we only got legit 5 seconds with him. We walked in and Justin put his arm around me and I quickly asked him with all the courage I had if we could do a funny picture. I wanted my picture to be original and cute. He responded, “Yeah come on!” in his perfect, raspy voice and then laughed. My mom then said something to him but I can’t remember what because it was all a blur. All I remember though was that he said, “Thank you so much,” to her. After the picture my mom said, “Oops I forgot the funny picture!” And Justin said, “Awwwww!” while smiling. Just before the security manhandled me out of the tent I turned and said, “I love you” to him and he smiled and waved. Immediately after I left the tent I started bawling and I didn’t stop until after the concert was over. It was the best day of my life. Justin is such a big part of my life and I’m so grateful I got to me my idol because he means so much to me. He is the reason for my smile. -Stephanie Read the original here: It’s taken me over a month to write my Bieber experience…

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