If you want to write an article that gets the people talking, one good way is to just start classifying women in random groups, related to age and hot sexxx.
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Hisss! Grrrrowl! Article Goads Lady Cheetahs from Their Lairs, On Purpose
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Tagged cheetahs, Funny, Game, gets-the-people, ladies, Love, media, nyc, rachel sklar, Sex, sexy time, spencer morgan, tweets
Lindsay Lohan, Calle Lourdes Demar, Lesbians I know the only lesbians people care about today is the Mom from Family Ties, even though she’s lost all sex appeal she might have had, you know with being old as fuck. The deal with later-in-life lesbians is that they are tired of dealing with men, especially after 3 failed marriages and all prospects are out fucking younger pussy, and their hormones are all out of whack thanks the menopause, you know the whole transition from woman to androgynist equipped with more testosterone than any of you motherfuckers…. But I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lohan even though she’s dying, her career is dead and she had to go to some third world country to pick up the kid she used to sponsor named Calle Lourdes Demar, because she’s the only girl willing to give Lohan any love or attention even though she is ugly as fuck….and here she is with her big reveal as she introduces her new pussy to her bodyguard, which to Lohan is like introducing her to her family, because her family is too busy being self absorbed and fucked up to care…
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Lindsay Lohan Introduces her New Immigrant Pusssy of the Day
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Tagged attention-even, Career, Family, Funny, her-bodyguard, Hollywood, internet, Lindsay Lohan, rachel bilson, she-introduces
I don’t know who this bitch is but I think she’s probably a Pamela Anderson impersonator….or at least a stripper who saw Pamela Anderson get famous in the 90s because of her fake hair and fake tits and figured she could do the same fucking thing easily, all she needed was 5,000 dollars and a bottle of peroxide, but I guess it wasn’t as easy as she thought, because she didn’t anticipate that thousands of other sluts would also take Pam Anderson’s lead and got the fake tits and fake hair and now there’s enough of these bitches to form a fucking army that could take people out with their potent smell of STDs they got trying to get ahead in life…or with their killer blowjob skills they got from all the fucking practice over the decades of trying to be relevant… Pics via Bauer
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Sophie Turner and her Fake Tits of the Day
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Rachel Bilson’s Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson I figure Rachel BIlson is worth fucking, despite the whole marrying that dude from Star Wars glitch in her life, but I was down with her on The OC, but in my defense, compared to Mischa Barton and her sloppy fucking ass the jewish dude and his dad from LA Law were second in line….. Either way, this sex tape scene for Funny or Die to promote the new Rachel Bilson movie was probably the best Funny or Die video to date, which may not be saying much because I fucking hate Funny or Die, WIll Farrell and their marketing guy who never links to me even after begging me to post his videos….but it is a sign that maybe they are moving away from candy-coated Saturday Night Live boring humor and into the right direction into smuttier, racier shit the internet wants
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Rachel Bilson’s Sex Scene for Funny or Die of the Day
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Does your spawn have a silly smile? Does your kid have a funny frown? Email in your photos for TMZ’s Funny Baby Face Photo Contest and you could score the $250 prize and some secret stuff from TMZ! ..
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TMZ’s Funny Baby Face Photo Contest!
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This is like the real life version of the movie 'The Wrestler.' Funny thing is, Mickey Rourke looked better than these two. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Glenn Beck ‘s talking up some scary plan for 2010 lately . It’s scary because Glenn Beck is talking.
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Glenn Beck’s Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
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What does Mariah Carey request on her rider?
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Mariah Gets Carried Away
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