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Halloween spells

Witches weren’t always ugly green hags. Back in the Victorian times people used to send each other these charming witch cards with love spell to celebrate Halloween

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Halloween spells

Bitches have it made

I think it’s a damn sad shame that I am this old and I’ve finally figured out that mean, greedy, lying whores rule the world. No one else has a chance in hell. So, fuck being nice

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Bitches have it made

Man arrested for being naked in his own home

This is interesting.. Springfield, Virginia resident Eric Williamson was arrested for indecent exposure after a woman and a child saw him nude in his kitchen making coffee early in the morning. Parents are outraged because there is a school bus stop across the street.

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Why do I know all the assholes?

I would rather live next door to Archie Bunker than deal with some of the people I have to deal with. They makes me so tired and disgusted I can’t even blog today. I spent my whole afternoon the other day listening to someone telling me how open minded they are

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This is what I’m talking about

When I said the world has lost all common sense, this is the tip of the iceberg. Shouldn’t someone tell her that admitting you were too dumb to take your birth control and then saying it was cool because the baby would “raise your profile” is not a good thing? Shouldn’t someone tell her that stretchy band aids are not maternity clothes

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The new whores next door

I love you, honey! Hi, baby, I love you! …the twins can barely remember the line as they smootch the top of Hef’s balding old head. His remaining comb over sticks up and he reminds me of a naked baby bird

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The new whores next door

Little People, Big Trouble

I also watched the Roloff’s last night, I hadn’t seen them in a long time.

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Little People, Big Trouble

What Lissa’s up to

I haven’t posted about Lis in awhile, she’s been busy, as usual.

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The Button

A button, a briefcase, and a devastating moral dilemma. The most suspenseful Funny or Die video you'll watch all year. ( Via .) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Demi Lovato Had ‘So Much Fun’ Filming Jonas Brothers’ ‘Bounce’ Video

‘We ended up shooting the music video one day before we all went to work,’ she says of the ‘Camp Rock 2’ moment.

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Demi Lovato Had ‘So Much Fun’ Filming Jonas Brothers’ ‘Bounce’ Video