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Claudia Schiffer for the Retired Supermodel Pregnancy Fetishists of the Day

Some people have specific needs when it comes to jerking off and getting off. I realized a long time ago that pretty much anything you can think of, no matter how vile, at least one person has got off to it. I like to credit my friend who got off to garbage, because he found the story behind the garbage exhilerating and erotic. The mystery of who the person behind the empty coke can, or the half eaten sandwich, or the dirty kleenex was enough for him to get off….motherfucker would walk around with a garbage bag and gather during the day thanks to umemployment, welfare and insanity, then he’d spread it around his apartment floor and roll around in the shit naked and moaning….so I guess the idea that a percentage of people who used to masturbate to Claudia Schiffer when she was the supermodel who wouldn’t get naked who are also into ready-to-drop porn, that there is a market for and exists, is not that far of a stretch and here are the pictures for that guy. Pics via Bauer

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2010 Video of the Day

The SI Swimsuit 2010 Edition is hitting or has hit and I have loved these hot bitches in their bikinis they take pictures of since the 80s. Seriously, I’ve loved how insecure they’ve made other girls, I’ve loved the masturbation material, I love the fact that they would show a little nipple in a time before the internet, and I love that it has been free. I’ve never cared for sports or SI, but every year they come around and make it worth picking their garbage magazine up in the store…real basic but genius marketing like Victoria’s Secret…and I don’t care about promoting it, if anything they make it impossible for me to not promote it. Here are two more models I want to fuck in video. And Here’s Bar Refaeli’s Video….cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….

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J.Lo’s Unfortunate Comeback of the Day

I saw a preview of a new J.Lo movie the other day when my friend took me to a cheap night movie and I got pretty fucking mad about the shit, I thought she was done and forgotten but I was fucking wrong. I never liked her, I never found her hot, I didn’t care about her ass and the whole Latino bullshit never appealed to me, but for some reason she got a gig on hosting the George Lopez show, possibly cuz they are related, or maybe because she owns him, and here she is playing up her latino roots with this fake accent, forgetting that we all know J.Lo, we all know she doesn’t really have this accent, she is just lying to us and I am only posting this becuase I’d like her to go the fuck back where she was the last few years. Seriously.

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Miranda Kerr Lingerie Pictures Leave Me Speechless

Do I honestly have to write something about this?

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Kim Kardashian’s Carl’s Jr Ad Disappoints

I thought that Carl’s Jr commercials were supposed to be sexy. What the hell is this garbage? Here’s Kim Kardashian feeding her big ass a salad in bed and, even more disgusting, in the bathtub

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I Want Some Of Sophie Turner’s Milkshake

I knew this day would come, Aussie hottie Sophie Turner has finally hit the big time.

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Rihanna Gives Us A View

Here’s Rihanna out the other day in a nice low cut top signing copies of…. Something or rather, it’s clearly not important, what’s important is that we’re getting a good look at her golden delicious candy apples

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Orgasmic Snack Line

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley at Harrods in London for the launch of a new orgasmic snack line. Sounds pretty hot if you ask me, orgasmic snacks, I guess that’s why she’s dressed in her fancy red outfit. I think I know what I’m getting my girlfriend for christmas.

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Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker Part 2

The fall has been pretty good so far, we haven’t seen much of Heidi Montag , until now.

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Fox Reality Channel Awards Brought Out the Trash of the Day

I guess reality TV is such a success because the USA is pretty fucking trashy. It is the nation of Nascar, WWF, Monster Truck and pretty much anything you can think of that involves dudes with long hair and stupid accents, big muscles and shitty tattoos in tank tops drinking pussy beer and rockin’ shitty tats of the Tazmanian devil, and their ugly bitches with teased bleached hair, shitty tit jobs and cheap revealing clothes they picked up at the sex store.

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Fox Reality Channel Awards Brought Out the Trash of the Day