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Miley Cyrus is Skinny, Blonde and Amazing of the Day

Anyone who reads this site probably knows that all guys like fit girls, no matter how fat their wives may be, or how dumpy the girls they fuck or try to fuck are, that shit is just a product of circumstance, and if they won the lottery, they wouldn’t bother with the garbage chicks, but would instead focus on the fit…. The only reason we like young girls, is because their metabolisms are still functioning….and historically 14 year olds were considered sexually prime, even 150 years ago, meaning this whole 18 year old law is modern and dated and doesn’t take into account that girls are getting their periods at 8…. Not that I think banging 14 year olds is right, I am just saying we are programmed to like young girls at our genetic core, so that’s probably why we like these 18 year old, skinny girls, who could use a good set of fake tits, because they aren’t 30 and fat…. So let the 30 year old fat chicks hate on that….while I try to jerk off to this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GO

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Miley Cyrus is Skinny, Blonde and Amazing of the Day

Erin Heatherton’s in a Cheerleading Outfit of the Day

Adam Sandler has pretty much won the fucking lottery. He can’t act. His shit is boring. I never liked it, even when I tried to like it but his company Happy Madison makes money, gets funding, and makes a lot of stupid fucking movies, that make him more money, but more importantly where he casts models to be in the shit, cuz why the fuck not, might as well give his garbage script something worth looking at…. They are filming Grown Ups 2….cuz Grown Ups wasn’t enough humiliation for David Spade, Chris Rock and that Mall Cop dude….and there is a scene where Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton gets into a cheerleading outfit and there’s pretty much nothing wrong with that…. This is a preview…if you like models in cheerleading costumes…because really, who doesn’t…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Erin Heatherton’s in a Cheerleading Outfit of the Day

The Only Thing Real About Kim Kardashian Are Her Breasts

I for one am annoyed that Kim Kardashian is supposedly dating this Kanye West douche, we all know it’s completely fake so that she can promote the latest season of her garbage reality TV show. Here she is in Cannes walking around all romantically with the guy on some rich a-holes yacht. I hate it. What I don’t hate are those big boobies of hers so that’s how we ended up in this situation.

Leighton Meester’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of Leighton Meester is that she’s broke…She’s some broken home surviving, child of a drug smuggler, born in a halfway house, probably a product of a mom on trial trying to get a lighter sentence cuz she was pregnant, who has learned the criminal ways of whoring proper….staring in fetish videos…fucking the right person….and landing a mainstream gig on a mainstream show that has made her pretty much set for life….a life that only involves sucking toes and foot fetishes if she wants it to…..and not cuz she has to.. If anything her story, possibly fake, is inspiring….she was probably one handjob away from being a street whore or escort….and look at her now….a fat ass in a bikini….good enough for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I am sure there was at least one death at Coachella….I’m thinking there were probably many cases of dehydration, passing out, drug overdoses, mixing too many pills with booze, maybe even a drowning or two….and unfortunately….the victim wasn’t Paris Hilton…. She’s the fucking worst, but reminds us that Coachella is a music festival everyone pegs as being hipster, even though hipster doesn’t exist, especially not anywhere this billioniare heir shows up, no matter how hard she tries to dress the fucking part, it’s all just as mainstream as fucking McDonalds…..and all the promoters, organizers, and sponsors love how idiotic this “movement” is…cuz it makes money motherfuckers….She’s some Jersey Shore caliber identity crisis…but she’s in a tube top bikini top and I guess that’s enough reason for me to post her garbage….all while wishing she was hit by a fucking bus.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton in a Tube Top Bikini at Coachella of the Day

Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society while being high society…rich, spoiled, useless, who’s legacy on the world….the only good thing she’s done…is tricked all girls into thinking filming themselves fuck will get them famous….and despite feeling passionate about wanting someone to exterminate her, I gotta give her props, cuz making girls think they need to film themselves fuck to make it, makes for good times for anyone who gets to see the video, even if it fucking sucks. She doesn’t matter…..even in her bikini. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Did Saturday Night Live of the Day

I know Kate Upton is a chubby assed, sloppy tit, bad faced twat who is only on the cover of SI because she became an internet sensation with pervert college kids who never dealt with tits before….and SI wants to sell fucking copies and get fucking traffic to their billion dollar hustle…. It amazes me that SNL is still on the air….but more importantly how boring people are….I was out drinking hard with crackheads at some college party this past saturday and managed to hit my twiter – when checking what was trending…SNL was…that means the masses were at home watching this garbage…either twitter is filled with 15 year old suburb kids in basements….or unhappy married people who don’t go out to get fucked up…. SNL Sucks and So does Kate Upton….so I didn’t watch the shit cuz I hate everything about the shit…notice the work I go to for you assholes…

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Kate Upton Did Saturday Night Live of the Day

Monique Weingart Bikini Pictures

I’m being told that this Monique Weingart chick is from America’s Next Top Model season 16, she’s pretty damn good looking so I don’t have any problems believing that, I do however have a problem believing that America’s Next Top Model has been on the air for sixteen seasons. What the hell? Are there that many chubby girls and gay dudes interested in this garbage? I guess so, how can I get in on this racket? Anyhow, The woman sure knows how to make a bikini look good. Nicely done.

Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity.

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Katherine McPhee Armpit Lick of the Day

Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day

That Dude From Glee who goes by the name Lea Michelle was cast to be the spokesperson for Candies…a company that has historically had hot photoshoots with famous bitches you want to fuck…Like Britney Spears and

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Lea Michele poses for her ad campaign for Candies of the Day