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Kate Upton Did Saturday Night Live of the Day

I know Kate Upton is a chubby assed, sloppy tit, bad faced twat who is only on the cover of SI because she became an internet sensation with pervert college kids who never dealt with tits before….and SI wants to sell fucking copies and get fucking traffic to their billion dollar hustle…. It amazes me that SNL is still on the air….but more importantly how boring people are….I was out drinking hard with crackheads at some college party this past saturday and managed to hit my twiter – when checking what was trending…SNL was…that means the masses were at home watching this garbage…either twitter is filled with 15 year old suburb kids in basements….or unhappy married people who don’t go out to get fucked up…. SNL Sucks and So does Kate Upton….so I didn’t watch the shit cuz I hate everything about the shit…notice the work I go to for you assholes…

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The 9 Most Scathing Critical Responses to Chelsea Handler’s VMA Performance

Note to future Video Music Award hosts: Television critics are generally not fans of herpes humor, pre-taped sketches parodying sexual harassment, overtly sexual come-ons, one-liners about accidental pregnancies, casual racism, or any kind of material about your promiscuity and/or alcoholism — at least if you’re a female comedian. Take Movieline’s word for it, because Chelsea Handler learned the hard way. Read on for nine criticisms — from fair to downright hateful — of the first lady VMA host in sixteen years.

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True Lies Will Be a TV Series

A few years after a TV adaptation of Mr. and Mrs. Smith tanked at the pilot stage, Hollywood is giving True Lies a small-screen spin (even though the “married people with guns” genre may be rather crowded after Undercovers premieres). James Cameron will produce the series adaptation of the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Jamie Lee Curtis action comedy, and the project is currently out to networks. Don’t blow this golden opportunity, Tom Arnold ! [ Deadline ]

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True Lies Will Be a TV Series