Tag Archives: Gawker

Steve Jobs Lectures Us on ‘Freedom From Porn’ [Exclusive]

I didn’t plan to pick a fight with Steve Jobs last night. It just sort of happened: An iPad advertisement ticked me off; I sent the Apple CEO an angry email; he lectured me about “freedom from porn.” More

Don’t Carry These Items If You Don’t Want to Seen as a Terrorist [Listicle]

Union Square was needlessly shut down last night when a landscaper went to a Buzzcocks concert and left the gas cans he uses to fill lawn mowers in the backseat of his car. What other everyday devices are dangerous? More

Blackwater’s PR Guy Has a Few Words of Advice For BP [Public Relations]

Nobody knows exactly how big this oil spill is, but one thing is certain: BP’s public relations effort has been disastrous. Even the PR guy for Xe Services , the mercenary company formerly known as Blackwater, thinks BP has bungled it. More

Real Housewives of New York: The Hate Boat [Recaps]

Well, that happened. Last night’s adventure through the astral planes of philosophical Housewife existence was perhaps the bumpiest, craziest episode we’ve ever had. Seriously, ever on this show. Ever. More

Please Stop Writing Books About Barack Obama [Rants]

It never stops. Every week there’s a new book on the President, his administration, his victory in 2008, or a member of his family, with new insider-y scoops to be endlessly chewed over on cable news . Enough is enough. More

Meet Steppin’ Out, America’s Trashiest Magazine [Tabloids]

This week Jersey nightlife magazine Steppin’ Out features Michelle Bombshell in a Sicilian widow costume that came from a plastic bag at a Halloween store. This isn’t even its best work. A walk down memory lane with America’s trashiest publication. More

How to Survive Accidentally Becoming an Internet Meme

Filed under: How To As much as we love internet memes , we understand that not everybody who accidentally achieves online fame is happy about it. When you accidentally find yourself internet famous, there’s a right way and a wrong way to deal with it. Gawker recently posted a comparison of coping strategies ranging from wins to fails, using examples of real people who have been in this situation. The post was inspired by “Epic Boobs Girl,” who tried a lawsuit strategy when her racy photos went viral. She just lost in court , though, proving that you can’t fight the internet. Hiding also doesn’t work, because it’s boring and you’re too late anyway. You can profit , though! Gawker uses one of our favorite memes, David After Dentist , as an example: David’s dad sells all kinds of fun David merchandise. The fourth and easiest way to win at being a meme is the “shrug, laugh and move on” approach. Gawker talked to Approval Guy (the hilarious dude giving a dopey-thumbs up at a party), and he heartily endorsed the “shrug” plan. He said, “Being posted all over the internet doesn’t bother me at all, in fact, I find it hilarious. I really enjoy seeing the creativity of others and think they should continue to do as they please with my image.” When I interviewed Michael Blount — the Hello My Future Girlfriend Kid — I was impressed by his sense of humor about being a meme. I agree with Gawker that this is definitely the way to go. link:// What To Do If You Become an Internet Meme (Gawker) Continue reading

Do Your Hobbies Make You Gay? [Stereotypes]

Lots of people flipped out over the Wall Street Journal ‘s decision to run a photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan playing softball. Were they trying to imply she’s a lesbian? Every extracurricular activity comes with a stereotype. More

What Terrible Things Have Police Done This Week? [Cop Watch]

Speaking of police brutality , we don’t want to give you the impression that shocking, scary, or shocking and scary police behavior is limited to the NYPD. Far from it! How else are cops offending our sensibilities today? Many ways! More

What Do You Think Sarah Palin’s New Book Is About? [DIY]

Sarah Palin wrote another book! It is called America By Heart , and it is “about” her favorite people, speeches, books, and whatever else she can think up before Thanksgiving. Help us figure out what’s going to be in it! More