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Genevieve Morton Busts Out Good!

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Between the last set of bikini pictures from Genevieve Morton and now these, I think Hailey Clauson might have some serious competition for the title of the Tuna’s favorite busty blonde. Because these latest shots from my ex-Twitter girlfriend are making me remember all those great times we used to share together. You know, when she and I would send each other sweet nothings over Twitter, or at least her assistant or publicist would. Anyway, nowadays Genevieve just ignores my dumb jokes and propositions, which at first I thought meant we broke up, but now I’m thinking it means we must’ve taken things to the next level. Because that sounds an awful lot like marriage to me. I’d better run upstairs and tell my mom the good news.

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Genevieve Morton in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The scam is working! People are finally hiring her for work. Now I don’t know how much they are paying her, or if they are paying her, maybe she’s just doing it for free food, because based on her body, I am going to assume she likes food…a lot…maybe even too much… Last week SHE HAD HER NIPPLE IN SOME CATALOG THis week, more lingerie, like how did this happen…it was only 3 weeks ago when people would say “Who the fuck is Genevieve Morton you keep calling fat and useless”…and I’d say…”Some opportunist gold digger who scammed her way into Sports Illustrated because they needed a South African girl because that’s a strong market for them, but who never was able to get a job or relevance like Kate Upton despite all the press they got her, and despite her huge tits”…and then they would say “why do you know this, you’re a fucking loser, you shouldn’t know about useless people and their life stories unless you are fucking them”…and I agree. Here’s her lingerie shoot…

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Genevieve Morton Busts Out Big Time

Posted on February 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my ex-Twitter girlfriend Genevieve Morton out looking better than ever celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue with her fellow super-hot models. That’s right, before she became a big-shot swimsuit model, Genevieve used to respond to me on Twitter. Now she doesn’t anymore, and it breaks my heart. Yes, contrary to popular opinion, bloggers do have hearts. Anyway, now that I’ve finally moved on too, I can only assume that Genevieve must be trying to make me jealous with these busty pictures. Well, it’s working. How about a quick RT for old times’ sake? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Pictures

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There were so many hotties at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Party last night that it’s hard to keep track of them all: Rachel Hunter, Petra Nemcova, Kate Bock, Genevieve Morton, Jess Gomes, Katherine Webb, Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Dominique Piek, Tori Praver, Natasha Barnard, Rebecca Romijn, Ireland Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Kathy Ireland . Still, I can’t believe yours truly didn’t get an invite, especially considering all the press I give them. I guess I can’t be trusted around a bunch of hot models and an open bar, which makes sense. Hell, I can barely be trusted around this post and a Starbucks without getting kicked out for violating their no pants, no service policy. » view all 43 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sports Illustrated Does the Monster Mash of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are two trolls who you know as Genevieve Morton and Kate Upton, who I am going to assume must have fucked their way to the pages of Sports Illustrated to fool some decision maker along the way that big tits are good enough to get a bitch in a magazine since the readership of Sports Illustrated are middle american hicks who just like tits, and who are used to staring at their inbred obese wife’s moustache every night eating casserole… These two troll bitches…lucked out, and they know it, that’s why they are posing together in this picture knowing they have no business being swimsuit models, but that they are just filling some fat chick quota needed to keep the average man readership locked down… TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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Genevieve Morton Busts Out In Sexy Lingerie

Posted on November 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time when Genevieve Morton and I would send each other sweet little nothings over Twitter, but that was long before she became a big shot model for SI. Now if I’d Tweet her, she’d most likely ignore me. I don’t blame her though. I’m just a sad dude who lives in his mother’s basement who regularly dines on Hot Pockets and writes about girls that I have absolutely no chance with. Anyway, before you start feeling sorry for me, I just want to let you guys know, I haven’t given up! My dream of seducing one of these SI models is still alive because I just saw that stupid documentary “The Secret” and it claims if you can visualize it as if it were really happening, it eventually will. If that’s true, Genevieve Morton and I will be getting married very soon, and you’re all invited to the wedding.

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Genevieve Morton is Fat of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a terribly sad trend going on in bikini models – they are all eating too much salt, or just eating too much… This Genevieve Morton chick probably got cast by this company who booked her from her hot pics of yesteryear…before Kate Upton told her it’s ok to be plus sized…because dudes who buy magazines are into fat chicks…cuz they are married to even fatter chicks…comparatively…these are babes……not knowing they were getting a pig…only to get a big old pig…unable to re-schedule because budget was spent..they just went with it…despite what they actually wanted. Call me old school, but I like my bikini models to be fit…I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting a girl who does her squats in a bikini and paying her…but I do think there’s a whole lot wrong with getting a girl who looks like she ate her weighted squat weight in donuts…in a bikini… The funny thing in all this is that she’s gonna be in SI Swimsuit this year. High Standards yo… Someone needs to give me a magazine, where I will recruit actual fucking babes…not girls who played Babe pig in the City in their church Christmas pageant…while eating a plate of pork products…seriously.

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Genevieve Morton Belongs In Lingerie

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For my money, Genevieve Morton is one of the more underrated models out there right now. I mean, just look at the serious talent she’s showing off in this photoshoot for Parisa Lingerie. Actually, make that talents. Whether you agree with me or not, it’s true. And I swear I’m not just saying that to get Genevieve to agree to go out with me. Wait, no, I got that backwards, I am saying that to get her to go out with me. Either way, let’s hope it works. Call me. » view all 35 photos

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Genevieve Morton Instagram Round-Up of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Genevieve Morton is an SI Model from South Africa who is built to fill out a bikini…something that usually offends me when it is Kate Upton being milked like the cow that she is because she gets hits…but for some reason that I don’t mind when it is imported from South Africa…a country where having a body means you’re rich…while 90 percent of the population are dying of AIDS in their tribal village…it is a sign of fertility and loveliness that I would like to bury my mouth into….

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Genevieve Morton Galore Magazine Preview

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m usually not a huge fan of the pin-up girl look, but I’m going to make an exception for these shots of seriously underrated hottie Genevieve Morton for Galore Magazine . And since these are just a preview of the future spread, I also want to put in my two cents: I think these pictures would look even better with a little Photoshop work. For example, either adding in a fellow SI model like Nina Agdal , or removing all that pesky lingerie. See? I’m full of good suggestions today.

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