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Swedish House Band Bring the Tits in Video of the Day

This is not a paid plug…in fact this is what I wrote the person from the label who sent it into me because he knows I like tits…. Your video is gonna go up today for the simple reason that I don’t mind helping you out even though your company doesn’t help me out financially, while your artist probably makes a fortune and I suffocate in credit card debt I can’t pay off while living off an obese wife who covers my expenses and doesn’t get mad when I steal 40 dollars for drinking…do you know what it is like to prostitute yourself to an obese woman for a shitty apartment and 40 dollars of drinking money….it is fucking humiliating…not to mention I have to sleep with her sometimes….do you have any idea what it is like to eat out an obese woman…it doesn’t smell like the chocolate cake her diet consists of…in fact it tastes like feces and bacteria that I hope lead to me dying a painful e.coli death cuz it is better than this fucking hell I live….. trying to make ends meet…….Merry Christmas…. That said, this video is amazing, Asian stirppers with implants and some POV style shoot out insanity set to some high paced song that will make you want to jump around, ideally on a dance floor, next to women you can stick your boner into makes for a good way to wake up…..did I mention there’s Asian strippers with impants….Good fucking times…

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Stacy Keibler Does Mexico of the Day

So George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler to his Mexcio palace and she isn’t even walking around in heels and a bikini like the groupie whore who is out for herself trying to get knocked up by him in order to live the good life she clearly fucking is….It’s like if you’re gonna get an ex wrestler with great legs and a hot ass down to Mexico, you’re also going to have her suite filled with bikini of various levels of revealing, I mean unless you’re a queer and just into her company and the media attention she garners….which would possibly explain a lot about this George Clooney character….

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Stacy Keibler’s Long Legs Head To Mexico

Here’s Stacy Keibler hanging out with that old dude from ER . I think his name is George Clooney, down in Mexico somewhere showing off her luscious long legs. I can’t believe this guy, not only does he get Stacy’s long legs wrapped around him whenever he wants, but he gets his own golf cart?!! WTF? Whenever I go to Mexico all I get is explosive diarrhea. *Vote for Stacy Keibler in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

Sofia Vergara’s Tight Black Dress of the Day

Here’s a real fucking surprise….Sofia Vergara was in a tight dress showing off her tits….because that’s all she’s fucking good for…I mean that and getting you the purest cocaine cuz all Colombians no someone in the right place….a someone I assume is the reason she’s famous today…cuz Hollywood runs off cocaine as much as it runs off money…and it would make sense that there were bribes, weapons, and death threats involved in getting this busty, broken english bitch famous…I’m sure there’s a handful of other busty spic bitches out there just as eager and far less damaged…working stripper poles instead of movie executive poles…who cares…tight dress/pictures/dance.

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Stacy Keibler’s Legs in a Little Black Dress of the Day

Stacy Keibler is wearing a tight black dress and showing off her legs George Clooney wants us to believe he wears as a scarf, because there is a strong chance he is more into scarfs for fashion purposes, you know to accent his outfit while singing show tunes with his boys in his Italian Villa….you know all gay like that….cuz only gay guys wear scarfs for fashion…I mean unless it is cold outside then it is every man for his own….you versus the elements and sexuality doesn’t come into play…and the real issue is why I’m not focusing on Keibler wrestling legs….maybe I’m the kind of guy who needs a scarf for fashion if you know what I mean…

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Daniel Craig’s 007 Writer Days, and 5 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Happy Monday! Also in today’s edition of The Broadsheet: More on convicted child molester who helped cast Super 8 … Kirsten Dunst’s alleged stalker restrained (for now)… George Clooney closes in on a Smothers Brothers biopic… Will the Academy run out of Oscars?… and more.

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Casting 3 Celebrity Airplane Snafus That Should Be Movies

I love when celebrities can’t behave on airplanes. Travel is the only occasion where they can’t hide from plebes, and I imagine it hurts them tremendously even to acknowledge the tiny plastic cups of Diet Coke around them. Or the little Wheat Thins packets. Three recent celebrity snafus on airplanes deserve full cinematic adaptations (including one that just occurred a couple days ago), and I’ve decided to cast them before Jason Reitman can turn their traumas into Oscar material starring George Clooney and Vera Farmiga. Come fly with these lunatics!

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George Clooney and Stacy Keibler out to dinner.

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George Clooney and his main squeeze Stacy Keibler cause havoc outside Craig’s restaurant. The paparazzi went nuts trying to get a shot of one of Hollywood’s hottest and most elusive couples. Follow Hollywood.TV on Facebook @ facebook.com

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George Clooney and Stacy Keibler out to dinner.

Stacy Keibler was at The Grove today in LA

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Stacy Keibler was filming for Extra today in The Grove. I wonder if she had anything to say about George.

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Stacy Keibler was at The Grove today in LA

Stacy Keibler Naked In Bed With Girls

I’m been told that this is a picture of Stacy Keibler and her sexy little booty hanging out in bed naked with some hot lady friends. I don’t know about this, I’m not really seeing it, but I’m not a detective or anything so I really don’t mind pretending for the sake of this post. Let’s say it is her, and let’s say that she and the girls just had an evening filled with wine and body painting…. I hate that George Clooney bastard!!!