I don’t watch TV, especially not late night talk shows….that shit fucking bores me, but since we’re rolling into Easter, a time to celebrate Jesus’ death and his becoming a Zombie, for all to celebrate for 2000 years, blindly, thinking he’s got their back….I think this Mike Tyson joke is appropriate, especially for what we do here….. Maybe it is the fact I don’t have black dick or millions of dollars, cuz even though my name is Jesus, I’ve never heard a bitch drop it when fucking me, but in her defense, or maybe in my defense of my shitty performance and humiliating sized penis, that is great for anal, she was asleep, medicated, high, or beat the fuck up… Maybe I’m darker that Mike Tyson in my comedy not in skin color. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Her name is Cinthia Fernandez, she’s in Hombre Argentia, some magazine that I guess is the equivalent of Maxim and other low grade shit, and she’s wearing a thong…showing off her spic ass….relatively uneventful, uninteresting, and maybe even a little too muscular, leading one to think she may have been born with a penis and early on in her career, she was a hired lady boy to German tourists, but I’m posting it anyway, you know to switch it up, and tap into international markets, I’m clever like that….I figure there’s at least 10,000,000 other Cinthia Fernandez’s in the world googling themselves and hopefully ending up here…making me rich cuz I need a private jet to impress some cunt on Facebook….you know I like the important things in life. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Her name is Cinthia Fernandez, she’s in Hombre Argentia, some magazine that I guess is the equivalent of Maxim and other low grade shit, and she’s wearing a thong…showing off her spic ass….relatively uneventful, uninteresting, and maybe even a little too muscular, leading one to think she may have been born with a penis and early on in her career, she was a hired lady boy to German tourists, but I’m posting it anyway, you know to switch it up, and tap into international markets, I’m clever like that….I figure there’s at least 10,000,000 other Cinthia Fernandez’s in the world googling themselves and hopefully ending up here…making me rich cuz I need a private jet to impress some cunt on Facebook….you know I like the important things in life. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
The poolside Mau5trap party kicked off Saturday night with assists from Feed Me, Moguai, Steve Duda and Frederik. By Sam Hendrick deadmau5 performs at Fontainebleau in Miami on Saturday Photo: Sam Hendrick/ MTV News MIAMI — Another day, another party. A slightly sunburned MTV News crew hit the highly anticipated Mau5trap pool party at the Fontainebleau on Saturday night, where we found Mau5heads had come out in full force to support the boss himself, deadmau5 , and his cohorts during a poolside set. Don’t be fooled, however, it’s Miami Music Week and this wasn’t your parents’ pool party: Fontainebleau boasts a pool deck that would make most of your favorite Vegas hotspots look like the neighborhood YMCA. Add a DJ booth inlaid within a colossal LED wall, and you’ve set the scene for the Mau5trap Records party headlined by deadmau5, with support from labelmates Feed Me, Moguai, Steve Duda and Frederik. Frederik and Duda started strong, warming up the crowd for Moguai. The German producer/DJ introduced himself with his remix of Fatboy Slim’s “Ya Mama” and an electro rendition of the Nena classic “99 Red Balloons.” Keeping consistent with the heavy synths of the signature Mau5trap sound, Moguai passed the torch to Feed Me, who continued to bring up the energy of the evening. The U.K. outfit mellowed out dirty riffs of songs like “Green Bottle” with the soothing vocals of Lindsay on “Embers.” In fact, one fan was so moved by Feed Me’s transition that he started a solo splash-fight in the football field-size pool … perhaps in search of deeper enlightenment? After a proper warm-up, it seemed only fitting that deadmau5 would take the stage to end the night with a bang. But from the start, it seemed clear he had another agenda. The man born Joel Zimmerman followed a long intro of experimental drum loops with a Mau5y version of Milo’s “Dr. Pressure” and 2 Live Crew’s “Shake That Ass Bitch,” signaling he wouldn’t be mixing his typical set. Instead, for the next hour, he took the audience on a tour of the inner workings of his creative mind and treated them to a showcase of his Ableton mastery. Those who came to rage with the mau5 may have been left staring at a half-full bottle of Grey Goose, but judging from the vibe of Zimmerman’s set (and recent style postings on his SoundCloud page), the DJ/producer is obviously in a different place than he was in his “Ghost” days (although did play the track for partygoers at the end of the night). Were you at the Mau5trap set? Tell us what you thought in the comments below! Miami Music Week is going down, and MTV News is on the ground! Check back all week as we report from EDM’s biggest parties, bringing the latest news from your favorite electronic dance music stars! Related Artists deadmau5
You know you have a serious problem when the last thing you see before you shut the skin shutters over your eyeballs is this email: prince harry showing off his rasta moves in jamaica. stock up on the lube http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2111338/Prince-Harry-Jamaica-Prince-dances-Bob-Marley-Diamond-Jubilee-tour-wearing-blue-shoes.html And you really know you have a serious SERIOUS problem… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 07/03/2012 09:11 Number of articles : 2
This is Audi’s first CeBIT with an exhibition booth of its own, and the German automaker made quite a statement with all that dedicated space. Under a mirrored ceiling decked out with LEDs, visitors can feast their eyes on the Audi A7 Quattro and the A3 Quattro, the latter of which was unveiled this week at the show. Though the black and red exteriors, respectively, are not too shabby, it’s unsurprisingly… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Business Insider Discovery Date : 07/03/2012 12:09 Number of articles : 2
Sunday night’s show saw the oldest winner of an acting award and three-ish feet of Angelina Jolie’s right leg. By John Mitchell Christopher Plummer wins at the 84th Annual Academy Awards Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images The 84th Academy Awards , were a numbers game. We were treated to the oldest acting winner in Oscar history (82-year-old Best Supporting Actor winner Christopher Plummer); the most-nominated actor ever, Meryl Streep (17 nods!), took home her third award; and in just minutes, Angelina Jolie’s leg tallied way more Twitter followers than you’ll ever have. Taking a look back, plenty of fantastic statistics stick out. From the long trek to Hollywood for Parisian Best Actor winner Jean Dujardin to the many languages spoken by winners at the ceremony, check out our helpful, by-the-numbers guide to Sunday night’s Oscars.
I think I overshot my excitement on this picture of Bar Refaeli and Heidi Klum a couple of ex- Victoria’s Secret pussy in dresses, sticking tongues out, grabbing asses…..by giving them a post….because I realize they’re not naked…but more importantly they are old, washed up, and this site is supposed to be about new pussy breaking down doors crying for attention through nudity so people notice them and not old and established pussy fully clothed…. If it is not crying for attention for people to notice them…I don’t wanna know about them…but I did it….so it’s too late now…I’m gonna run with it…. Maybe the story in this is the Jew and the Nazi unite…..despite how one’s grandparents gassed the other’s grandparents….in a forgive and forget…we’re both models…and that’s our bond….. But it’d be a better story if this ended in German scat…and who knows…maybe it did….back in the hotel room….when the cameras were off and the plastic sheets were sprawled out… To See The Rest of the Pics of Heidi Klum FOLLOW THIS LINK To See the Rest of the Pics of Bar Refaeli FOLLOW THI LINK
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It’s officially a wrap: Heidi Klum is ”moving forward” with her divorce from Seal. The German supermodel – who parted ways from the ‘Kiss From A Rose’ singer last month after almost seven years of marriage – reportedly thinks it’s ”best to be away” from her estranged husband as the former couple come to terms with their marital split. An insider explained: ”They have had very little contact and Heidi wants to keep it this way. She feels less stressed out now and feels it’s best to be away from Seal, so she doesn’t get confused about her feelings. ”She is moving forward with the divorce.” While the couple – who raise four children, Leni, seven, Henry, six, Johan, five, and two-year-old Lou, together – were previously both wearing their wedding rings, it is thought they have given up hope that they might be able to ”work it out” and both Seal and Heidi have been spotted without their bands. The source added to People.com: ”They had both been wearing their wedding rings and had mutually thought they might be able to work it out. But it doesn’t look like it’s going that way.” Following the split, Seal admitted he was keen to continue to wear his wedding ring as a ”token” of how he feels about Heidi and he had ”no intention” of removing the band anytime soon. He recently said: ”I think it’s just pretty much a token of how I feel about this woman. We have eight years. Eight wonderful years together. Just because we have decided to separate doesn’t necessarily mean you take off your ring and you’re no longer connected to that person. ”Will we wear the ring for the rest of our lives? Who knows? But right now it feels really comfortable on my hand so I have intentions of taking it off anytime soon.” Source WENN
