He's similar to the Decapitator , but the Defecator changes ads to have 100% more poop. These shots come from a pay phone in my neighborhood. There is a hostel around the corner that a lot of German people stay at, so maybe it's the phone company trying to appeal to them.
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The Defecator
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If you can jerk off to this, you can jerk off to anything and your resistance to the elements and ability to perform is something I commend and think should be celebrated instead of frowned. Thanks to the Internet, we live in a generation of freaks. There was a time when people could jerk off to lingerie catalogs, pictures of women in bikinis, Baywatch, National Geographic and even sniffing a pair of our sisters dirty panties
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January Jones and Her Skinny Legs of the Day
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Tagged bondage-or-scat, braces-or-porn, down-the-street, elements, even-if-she, german, girl, Hollywood, Naked, Pictures, rape-or-porn, simulated-rape, sisters, skinny-bitch
I doubt anyone knows who this girl is, possibly because she wasn’t born a girl but had to mask her identity when escaping communist Russia and hormones were the only option, or maybe she was some science experiment in some German sex change lab, or maybe because she isn’t from here and was in a movie called “Le Silence De Lorna”, something I doubt any of you have seen or heard of, but if you have you will know that she gets naked in it and it’s a pretty miserable experience.
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Arta Dobroshi Has the Worst Body to Ever be on Film of the Day
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Filed under: Cindy Crawford The suspect in the alleged Cindy Crawford extortion plot put his best fingers forward on Tuesday, greeting German photographers outside of court by flipping them two lovely birds. Edis Kayalar — who turned himself in to German authorities on Monday ..
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Crawford Suspect — Two Birds, No Stones
Filed under: Celebrity Justice Cindy Crawford’s alleged extortionist cannot be extradited to the U.S., but he’s not out of the woods.TMZ did some checking and found Edis Kayalar, who turned himself in to German police Monday night, cannot be shipped back to the U.S. for allegedly …
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Crawford Alleged Extortionist Can’t be Extradited
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Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Cindy Crawford The 26-year-old German model who allegedly tried to extort $100,000 from Cindy Crawford has turned himself in to the cops.Edis Kayalar (right), who has been charged with one count extortion, reportedly walked into a police station in Germany … Permalink
There is something really odd with this Christian kids' show called “Quigley's Village.” Naturally, there are puppets. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Did you know that “Folding Aluminum Table” is “Spanish Here” in German? True story.
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Filed under: TMZ Live Harvey and Mike answered your questions on anything this Friday the 13th — including breaking news about DJ AM’s wrongful death suit, the potential prison time Michael Lohan faces for releasing those phone calls and Cindy Crawford’s German …
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TMZ Live: DJ AM Suit, Papa Lohan & The Heenes
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