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Sherlock Takes On Germany

It’s really not that elementary… We caught up with the stars of Guy Ritchie’s blockbuster film, Sherlock Holmes as the cast mucked it up on the red carpet for the German premiere. The film has taken in $165 million so far.

Miss COED: Elizabeth Erin

Credit: DMS Graphix Call me crazy but 24-year-old Elizabeth Erin is the hottest ballerina on Earth, just check out her photos below for proof. Elizabeth is German, Czechloslovakian, with a little dash of French and Irish heritage making her a self proclaimed “official mutt.” When she is … Continue reading

Finally, an Obama Musical that Gives Sarah Palin a Decent Set of Go-Go Dancers

After London’s smallish Obama on My Mind and Kenya’s amateurish Obama: The Musical , Germany has finally created a true Barack Obama musical extravaganza, HOPE: Einer Neuen Generation . Palin has skanky back-up dancers and Reverend Wright sings angry gospel. There are few international phenomena more fascinating to the American eye than foreign cultures’ interpretations of us

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Finally, an Obama Musical that Gives Sarah Palin a Decent Set of Go-Go Dancers

Irving R. Levine, International Man of Mystery

Former NBC News reporter Irving R. Levine , who died last year, was a hilariously nerdy TV presence: A soft-spoken, bow-tied mensch

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Irving R. Levine, International Man of Mystery

Taylor Lautner Pounds Kanye West, Jokes About Abs On ‘SNL’

‘Twilight’ actor also says he deserves Oscar, makes out with Robert Pattinson notebook.

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THG on TV: FlashForward, 30 Rock and More!

In case you haven’t heard, there’s a pretty big Tiger Woods scandal burning up the Internet. The golfer’s stunning affairs have taken up most of our staff’s time, as we were hunkered down in the office last night, shaking our heads in disbelief and refreshing our browsers for rumored Jaimee Grubbs nude pics. Fortunately, our friends at TV Fanatic watched the latest episodes of Thursday night television for us and have reviewed each below.

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Report: Tiger Woods Had Sex with Rachel Uchitel on Ambien, Dreamed of Derek Jeter Threesome

The Tiger Woods scandal keeps leading to more shocking reports, such as this new one about Tiger’s kinky sex life with – and dreams about – Rachel Uchitel. Uchitel was the first woman named as a Tiger Woods mistress (he also saw Jaimee Grubbs nude 20 times and was linked to Kalika Moquin) late last week.

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Report: Tiger Woods Had Sex with Rachel Uchitel on Ambien, Dreamed of Derek Jeter Threesome

Elisabetta Canalis Sizzles on Cover of FHM Germany

Just call her Fraulein Clooney. That’s what FHM Germany has dubbed Elisabetta Canalis , George Clooney’s breathtaking model of a girlfriend.

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Heidi Klum’s Mom Ass in a Skirt Modeling of the Day

This is the booty the Seal fucks the shit out of before not pulling the fuck out and knocking her the fuck up for the 10th fucking time all bounced back into shape after giving birth to their latest mixed-race creature. She is already getting world modeling for some German bullshit and she remains a good freak of nature because even teenage girls with eatin disorders don’t bounce back from their baby-weight this fat….another thing in her life that is a freak of nature….Seal’s face…but that doesn’t really matter, what does matter is when are they going to release a sex tape…because I can only assume as a German woman and a very large black man with a mangled face….the shit is fucking demonic to watch…I’m talking scat, bondage, latex and piss…possible inclusion of midgets and barn animals…I don’t fucking know…I just know it’ll be good and not even because of how hot this bitch is, just because I know there is a reason for all their breeding and I want a glimpse into it…. Either way, Heidi Klum has a substantially better body than every single mother I have met over the last few decades and that’s all I have to saw about that… Pics via Fame

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Heidi Klum’s Mom Ass in a Skirt Modeling of the Day

Remembrance of Oprah’s Favorite Things Past

This year, Oprah’s canceling her ‘Favorite Things’ episode and will give us the gift of Barack Obama instead. As if he’s going to make 200 women fly into simultaneous orgasms . We demand to be lavished with exuberant materialism! This isn’t the first time Winfrey’s shanked her holiday audiences.

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Remembrance of Oprah’s Favorite Things Past