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Bandits Storm European Poker Tourney

The German version of Ocean's 11 involves storming into a poker tournament with guns blazing on national TV. Except in Germany, Ocean's 11 is real life. Watch

And the Gold Medal for Most Racially Insensitive Figure Skating Routine Goes to…

Tonight, the Olympics’ only black figure skater will perform Out of Africa with his white partner. And then there are the censored Russian ice dancers whose “Aboriginal dance” used to include brown skin suits, fake eucalyptus, and warpaint. Should we take offense, or take it with a grain of salt? Olympic diversity is, after all, stunning: Diversity of bodies, culture, and language, intermingling in a happy zone of sportsmanship and brotherhood. But with 82 nations parading through Vancouver this year—each angling for its moment of glory—multiculturalism may err on the side of trite. (See: Opening Ceremony, Parade of Nations. Natives beating drums! Bermudans in Bermuda shorts ! ) In no sport is this minstrelsy of nations more apparent than in kitschy, gimmicky, stage-crafted world of figure skating. Two examples from this year’s ethnic masquerade on ice, and whether you should be offended: Exhibit A: Mixed-Race German Pair Chooses an Awkward Song Tonight , the Olympic’s only black figure skater will fling a petite blonde woman in time with music from the movie Out of Africa . Here’s a preview of Aliona Savchenko and Robin Szolkowy ‘s Out of Africa routine, which led them to a first place finish at the 2009 ISU Grand Prix: Savchenko and Szolkowy are currently ranked second in the pairs figure skating competition. To be fair, “black” may not be how Robin Szolkowy sees himself—he is the half-African son of a Tanzanian doctor and German nurse, born and raised in Germany. (Which once colonized Tanzania! But mostly it was the Brits.) But then you add the fact that their coach, Ingo Steuer, used to work for the Stasi , which is culturally loaded in a totally different way, and at least one racially persnickety American (me) feels like she’s having one of those not-totally-racist-but-not-comfortable-either ” No, Grandpa Harry, nobody says ‘negro’ anymore ” conversations. Conclusion: Don’t be offended, but do avoid making eye contact with Grandpa Harry during this routine. Exhibit B: Russian Ice Dancing Champs Perform ‘Aboriginal Song’ World ice dancing champions Oksama Domnina and Maksim Shabalin first horrified international audiences when they donned brown skin suits, war paint, and eucalyptus leaves to perform an “Aboriginal Song” for an Original Dance in January: Indigenous Australians protested that the routine as ” very offensive ,” ” cultural theft ,” embarrassingly juvenile , and that the didgeridoo was all wrong . After some bureaucratic haggling, Domnina and Shabalin agreed to split the difference: They’ll ditch the costumes, but will use the original music and choreography for their Olympic performance next Monday . The pair say they meant no harm, they just didn’t want to do “another Slavic dance.” In an athletic field where women routinely don flamenco negligees to sashay like a gypsy to Carmen, where illusion netting is never quite the right shade, and in a nation where they don’t have aborigines, you can sort of see where they’re coming from, right? And yet, you sort of can’t, because how could a well-traveled world-class Olympic possibly think using a “skin suit” to alter the color of his “skin” is a good idea? Conclusion: Be offended, and pity the victims of cultural relativism. There are a lot of them.

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This Emerging Food Source May Get Banned from Organic (and it’s not GMOs)

The USDA's National Organic Standards Board (NOSB), which determines which products can be certified organic and carry the valuable organic sticker, is leaning against allowing innovative growing systems, such as aquaponics, from the program. Why? Because, according to their logic, food not grown in soil cannot be organic, even if no pesticides, herbicides or hormones are used. Yet vegetables grown in recirculating systems are proven to have exactly the same nutritional value as any other and are perfectly healthy. Decades of research have shown this. Many vegetables on our store shelves now are grown hydroponically, but this question of plant health or nutritional value has not come up. In a system like aquaponics, the roots are anchored onto some grow media, such as gravel or coconut fiber. Water flows through this easily, bringing the nutrients required by the plants, especially nitrates, which is a byproduct of the ammonia produced by fish as waste. A root does not care about “soil.” It cares about light, heat, structure, water, oxygen, nitrates, phosphorous and potassium. The physical structure of dirt provides an anchor for the roots to grab, but other than that, earth is just a grow medium, the same as gravel or fiber. Give a plant as much of what it needs, and it will grow like crazy. So where does this notion come from, that plants not grown in the bosom of Mother Earth are somehow not eligible for designation as organic? At least part of the answer comes from a religious belief that soil itself is sacred. According to one NOSB Board member, soil-less systems in Europe and Canada are not permitted to show the organic label because some Board members apparently put belief ahead of reason. The biodynamic movement is tilted in this direction, based on aspects of Rudolph Steiner's philosophy. Steiner is the German founder of Waldorf Schools, which are based on his theory of anthroposophy. This coming March, the NOSB will formally put forth its recommendations for public comment, then they will make a final judgment. Between now and then various leaders from the aquaculture, hydroponics and greenhouse industries are developing a formal response, with hopes that the NOSB will listen to reason. The advantages of having the organic label are huge. It will give an official stamp of approval on the concept of aquaponics for entrepreneurs, small and large, who can see its obvious advantages. This will encourage investment and growth of small, decentralized food production, something that is essential to the concept of economic sustainability. The economic value will drive education and practice of urban agriculture and aquaculture, which will in turn create jobs and further investment. More organic food, more local, more involvement of the little guy, which includes inner-city African Americans and rural whites, who generally are not considered part of the organic consumer base. As a model for this, one need only look at Growing Power in Milwaukee. If you haven't heard of it, it is the quintessential model of the multi-faceted value of urban agriculture. http://www.thedailygreen.com/environmental-news/latest/organic-hydroponics-46011… — What do you think? Are aquaponics not organic or is this requirement for soil a silly rule? added by: Nettle

Home Shopping Channel Penis Slip [NSFW]

A German home shopping channel accidentally broadcasts an obscene image while selling a television. Those guys totally got penis'd .

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Oldest Remains of English Royalty Discovered

CULTURE BUZZ : This could lead to a whole generation of girls being named Eadgyth. [ Ed Note : Just for you ignoramuses who don't already know this – Queen Eadgyth of Wessex was born in 910 to Edward the Elder

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Interview: Doctors Without Borders amputating limbs on the streets

Port-au-Prince, Haiti – Doctors helping survivors of the earthquake in Haiti have turned to conducting surgeries in the streets of Port-au-Prince, the head of Doctors Without Borders in Haiti told the German Press Agency dpa. The international organization Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors Without Borders) has long been active in Haiti, operating three hospitals in Haitian capital Port-au-Prince alone. However, the hospitals all suffered such severe damages in Tuesday's devastating quake that they can no longer be used.

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Claudia Schiffer Expecting Baby No. Drei

Claudia Schiffer is making the world a little more beautiful, one baby at a time.  The 39-year-old German supermodel is expecting her third child with British filmmaker…

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Claudia Schiffer Expecting Baby Number Drei

Claudia Schiffer is making the world a little more beautiful, one baby at a time.  The 39-year-old German supermodel is expecting her third child with British filmmaker…

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Claudia Schiffer Expecting Baby Number Drei

Courtney Love’s Her Flower Power

Courtney Love has stripped to a new low after posting these pictures on her Twitter account. The topless and glassy-eyed singer posted the fresh ink on her page after getting a series of flowers permanently adhered to various parts of her anatomy.

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Butt That’s What She Said…

Not that we didn’t already know it… But Kim Kardashian is packing some serious booty! The reality star showed off every inch of her bod in a super tight pair of skinny jeans while gossiping it up with Robin Antin at the nail salon

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