I like Anna Ewers, Rhymes with Sewers..because she’s a german model and germans like to be treated like sewers…unless German Scat porn is a rumor…we’d have to ask Heidi Klum… She was discovered on a blog by Alexander Wang, proving to all the girls I try to get naked in photos for my blog that it really can pay off…I mean this Anna Ewers has been in Vogue, now W…she’s worked with a bunch of brands and makes millions of dollars…the blog life can pay off… Well, here she is for Venetia Scott, a photographer…playing a 50s or 60s housewife, that I wish she was, because a 50s housewife forced to work the house for her husband and their nuclear family…unhappy sexually…and unstimulated…medicating with booze and sedatives…with no where to go…..is a plae I’d want Anna Ewers…I’m traditional like that… Here are the pics..too bad she’s not topless…but the good news is that she’s been topless.. The post Anna Ewers for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Move over, Octomom . And make room, unfathomably, for Annegret Raunigk. According Germany’s Bild newspaper, this 65-year old is over five months into a pregnancy that will yield her four children, a fact that would be stunning enough on its own… until one considers: Raunigk is already the mother of 13 children!!! Raunigk is also a grandmother of seven kids and gave birth at age 55 to her now-youngest daughter. Thus far, the expecting mother of quadruplets is progressing at a normal and healthy rate. “Any pregnancy of a woman over age 45 has to be considered a high-risk pregnancy; over 60, this is naturally extreme,” Dr. Holger Stepan, head of obstetrics at the University of Leipzig said, tells to The Associated Press. Stepan adds that the 65-year-old body is definitely not designed to carry a pregnancy, not of one child and certainly not of quadruplets,” but Raunigk is defiant: “How does one have to be at 65? One must apparently always fit some cliches, which I find rather tiring. I think, one must decide that for oneself,” she told a German publication. AFP reports that Raunigk is due this summer, which will reportedly make her the oldest mother to ever give birth to quadruplets. Let’s hope everyone comes out of it happy and healthy. View Slideshow: 27 Awkwardest Pregnancy Pictures Ever
Man Gets 8-Pound Penis Through Silicone Injections Looks like the over-exaggerated enhancements aren’t just for the ladies anymore. A German man who wanted to feel better about his sexual prowess shot so many silicone injections into his schlong that he enlarged it to a size too big for most sane people. Via MailOnline : Micha Stunz, has a 9 inch-long, 3.5 inch around penis that now weighs between 7.5 – 9.5lbs, between 3 and 4.3kg, he says. ‘I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while,’ he told Vice.com. Mr Stunz, 45, who lives in Berlin, said he had his penis permanently enlarged in this way, not because it makes him feel more beautiful, but because it makes him feel ‘better’. Curiously, the silicone implants provide no physical pleasure and actually make sex much more difficult for him – although it is not impossible. He cannot get a normal erection – and any increase in size is not visible due to all the silicone. But although his giant penis restricts his sex life, he says it makes him more creative in the bedroom. He told Vice journalist Frederik Busch: ‘After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.’ Who is ready to play with a 9 inch, 8-pound penis? Show of hands? Anyone???
Trevor Noah has taken to Twitter in order to combat an uproar over his past use of Twitter. The heretofore little-known South African comedian has been constantly in the news over the last 48 hours, first for being named the next host of The Daily Show and then for people scrambling to answer one simple question: Who the heck is Trevor Noah?!? This question took them to Twitter, where they happened upon a series of online jokes from many years ago that don’t exactly paint women or Jewish people in a positive light. “Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would hav felt so bad in my german car!” read one Noah Tweet, while another quoted “fat chicks” as thinking: Oh yeah the weekend. People are gonna get drunk & think that I’m sexy! Comedy Central released a statement in defense of Noah , arguing that he “pushes boundaries” and should not be judged on a “handful of jokes.” And now Trevor Noah has come out and passed along a similar message. “To reduce my views to a handful of jokes that didn’t land is not a true reflection of my character, nor my evolution as a comedian,” he Tweeted this evening in response to the scandal. What do you think, readers? Forgive and forget Noah? Or fire and frown upon? Trevor Noah Bio: Who is the New Daily Show Host? 1. He Made Tonight Show History In 2013, Noah became the first African comedian to ever perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. 2. His Parents Got Married Illegally Noah is the son of a black African woman and a white Swiss man who met when interracial relationships were against the law in South Africa. 3. He’s Already Been a Host Of “Tonight with Trevor Noah,” a talk show in South Africa. It ran for two years. 4. And He’s at the Center of a Documentary Noah is the subject of a documentary, “You Laugh But It’s True.” You can check it outon Netflix. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. He’s Got Personality So much, in fact, that Noah was nominated the MTV Africa Music Award for Personality of the Year in 2014. 6. He Can Dance! He came in second place on South Africa’s version of Dancing With the Stars. Let’s hope he cuts some rugs as host! 7. He Doesn’t Like Jews? He does. We’re kidding. But he’s gotten in trouble in the past for Tweets such as this. The End. Up Next: ” Trevor Noah Bio: Who is the New Daily Show Host? .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Vanderpump Rules’ Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix are out to set the record straight regarding his alleged cheating with Annemarie Kunkel, a.k.a. Miami Girl. The cute couple’s side of the story has been pretty simple from the start: There was no cheating by Sandoval in Miami Annemarie Kunkel is desperate for fame Jax Taylor is a pathological liar Kristen Doute is insane Despite how adamant the aforementioned accusers are, Tom’s counter-arguments are hard to refute, and in Sandoval’s new interview with Radar , he sticks to the bullet points. “Jax has done things like this a number of times. It’s not one of those things you get used to,” Tom said. “It’s not like we will ever be best friends. Or anything like that.” He’s referring to Taylor’s insistence that Tom Sandoval and Miami Girl had sex while he was dating Ariana Madix, which he has long denied took place. “At any point, I know Jax would say something to get himself out of trouble,” Tom says, believing that’s exactly what was going on in this particular case. “What is more annoying is that there are people in this world that take what he says seriously. We all know he’s lying 99.9999% of the time,” Sandoval adds. “[But] People who watch [ Vanderpump Rules ] don’t know that.” Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Vanderpump Rules Cast: Season 3 View Photo The Season 3 cast of Vanderpump Rules. It is certainly an entertaining, growing and diverse (at least in terms of personality) cast of characters, as fans know well … 2. Stassi Schroeder View Photo Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She’s basically a young Lisa V. in the making. 3. Jax Taylor View Photo Jax continues his mission to sleep with every aspiring model in LA this season. He even got a nose job to help the process along! 4. Scheana Marie View Photo With a music career taking off and a wedding on the way, the former low girl on the Sur totem pole is doing big things. You can expect Stassi to take her down a peg or two at some point this season. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kristen Doute View Photo Kristen basically pissed off the entire cast in season 2. Can she redeem herself? Doubtful! 6. Tom Sandoval View Photo Tom has moved on from Kristen and is now dating Ariana. But something tells us he’ll still get entangled in Kristen’s conniving. 7. Ariana Madix View Photo Ariana has been upgraded to a series regular for season three. The bad news? That just means she’ll be sucked to more drama than ever before! 8. James Kennedy View Photo Kristen’s much younger boyfriend James is the newcomer to the cast. He’s violent, arrogant, and loves to take selfies. He’ll fit right in! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Katie Maloney View Photo Here’s hoping we’ll see more drunken shenanigans from Tequila Katie in season 3 of Vanderpump Rules! This girl is an agent of chaos. 10. Tom Schwartz View Photo Tom Schwartz of Vanderpump Rules fame. He’s a character, that’s for sure. 11. Vail Bloom View Photo Vail Bloom is the newest member of the Vanderpump Rules cast. As a Princeton grad and former Emmy nominee, Vail’s doing a bit better than most of her co-workers. 12. Lisa Vanderpump View Photo The Big Boss of Vanderpump Rules. We’re assuming season 3 will feature more of Lisa trying and failing to rise above the drama. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Ariana Madix, who recently moved in with Tom and has stood by him throughout (as fans who watch Vanderpump Rules online know), also weighed in. “I told you not to get involved with them,” Madix said. “You can see in the edits that there are lots of jump cuts. Tom didn’t take any selfies with this girl.” “No pictures. Jax was gone the entire night with this girl’s friend.” “Tom is going to give you the detailed version of every story. He takes the scenic route which is what I love about him and he tells you the truth.” Sandoval says “I tried to be calm in my approach” this season, but that sometimes backfires as “I feel like people are always trying to talk over me.” “I wish I would have been harder on Jax. I wish I would have called Kristen out a little bit more. A lot of things,” he said. “But overall I feel like I did pretty good.” “I just wish my voice was heard more. It is frustrating because I tried really hard to get my points across. I’m not one to yell. I don’t feel like yelling achieves anything.” It’s true. On this show, yelling and slapping generally win out … 26 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs 1. Stassi Schroeder Hits Kristen Doute View Photo Stassi Schroeder open hand slaps Kristen Doute on Vanderpump Rules. It was such an epic moment, it’s worth watching on endless loop. 2. Kristen Doute Drinking View Photo Kristen doing what she does best. If she could only get paid to booze…then she wouldn’t have to worry about getting fired from SUR! 3. Lisa Vanderpump Enjoys Wine View Photo Lisa likes to practice moderation. Yes, by SUR standards, she’s moderate. 4. Jax Taylor: True Romantic View Photo Jax has a way with words. Here, he seduces Stassi as only he can. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ring on a String View Photo Yeah. Epic fail by Tom Schwartz on that one. Guy means well when it comes to Katie Maloney but is just so awkward. 6. Get the F–k Over It View Photo Ariana Madix spells out where things stand matter-of-factly on Vanderpump Rules. 7. Awk. Ward. View Photo Peter Madrigal and Vail Bloom went on the awkwardest date of all time in Season 3. In fairness to both … the other made it pretty awkward too. 8. Stassi vs. Scheana Marie View Photo Stassi places an order with Scheana. Ironically, Scheana is the one who got served. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Tom Schwartz on Lisa Vanderpump View Photo Tom expresses his thoughts on Lisa. We’re sure most of the SUR staff feels the same. 10. We Had Sex! We Had Sex! View Photo Miami Girl, a.k.a. AnneMarie Kunkel, makes her version of events known to Tom Sandoval, who denies this. 11. Stassi Schroeder: Suck One! View Photo Stassi delivers one of her classic burns. The girl knows her way around an insult. 12. Tom Sandoval Sums Up Kristen Doute View Photo Tom Sandoval assesses Kristen’s strengths. She’s a talented lady. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Stassi Schroeder’s Terrifying Threat View Photo Stassi’s insanely detailed threats might be the best part of Vanderpump Rules. Even if they make us question her sanity. 14. Jax Taylor: Smacked With a Dildo View Photo Jax Taylor takes a wang to the face. He seems okay with it. 15. Kristen Got Fired, Bro! View Photo Kristen Doute got fired from SUR in the third season of Vanderpump Rules. It was a joyous day for all. 16. I’m Sorry You Heard That … View Photo I’m sorry you heard that … says Jax Taylor, who most likely said exactly whatever it is he is now lying about and believes is just a case of someone “hearing” a rumor. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Stassi Schroeder: Life Advice View Photo Stassi offers some wise words. If only she would follow her own advice. 18. Stassi to Jax: You’re a Douche! View Photo Stassi speaks the truth to Jax. Say what you will about her, the girl is honest. 19. Not the Best Singer View Photo That may be the understatement of all time by Scheana Marie. 20. Stassi is Back! View Photo Stassi quit SUR in season 2, but we all knew she wouldn’t be able to stay away for long. Now she’s back…with a tiara, for some reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Lisa Vanderpump Calls It Like It Is View Photo Lisa Vanderpump lays down the law with Kristen. It’s about time somebody did! 22. Stassi on Scheana’s Wedding Dress View Photo Stassi assesses Scheana’s wedding dress. Needless to say, she doesn’t care for it. 23. Tom Sandoval Gets Emotional View Photo Tom sums up our thoughts on another season of Vanderpump coming to an end. Say it ain’t so! 24. Ariana Can’t Believe It View Photo Neither can we … this is our reaction to most episodes of Vanderpump Rules. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Babe, Uh, Tom … Kristen Doute is totally over Tom Sandoval. Totally. 26. Stassi is Always Right View Photo Don’t you forget it. Stassi Schroeder is the HBIC … or so she thinks. The End. Up Next: ” 26 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
A German passenger plane with 148 people on board has crashed in southern France while en route from Barcelona to Düsseldorf, according to various reports. Airbus A320, operated by Lufthansa’s Germanwings budget airline, went down in the French Alps, in a “zone that is particularly hard to access,” French President François Holland said this morning. “The conditions of the accident, which have not yet been clarified, lead us to think there are no survivors,” Holland added via statement. The plane was carrying 142 passengers, two pilots and four cabin crew. Its remains have been found scattered over an estimated 4.5 square acres at a site near Barcelonette. French news outlets say that the aircraft disappeared from the radar shortly after 11 a.m. local time, while a police helicopter saw a column of smoke in the area approximately 15 minutes later. In a statement posted to the Lufthansa Twitter account, CEO Carsten Spohr said the following: “We do not yet know what has happened to flight 4U 9525. My deepest sympathy goes to the families and friends of our passengers and crew on 4U 9525. If our fears are confirmed, this is a dark day for Lufthansa. We hope to find survivors.”
The highlight of Toni Garrn’s career was when she was rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, and Leonardo’s Homosexuality despite his attempts to cover it up, that the asshole that was filled was in fact Leonardo DiCaprio…it is called pegging and people dig it..and girls do it…especially if it promises great PR for your future modeling career… That said, I dont’ think she’s still with Leonardo DiCaprio as his beard, Victoria’s Secret, who he clearly has equity in, has probably funnelled a lot more girls to him, but that doesn’t mean that Toni Garrn doesn’t matter, she’s tall and actually looks like a model, which is nice to see in this instagram generation of short useless girls getting famous, when all I want to stare at is something a little more long and traditional… She’s in this TUSH magazine, showing some strategic nudity, unfortunately no nipples but who needs nipples when you can just google porno clips…or ask a girl on tinder to come over to sit on your face.. All this shit is obsolete, but she still looks good…my only issue with it is that to me a magazine called TUSH should be about spread assholes…or even just bare asses…I want more ass TUSH…stop your lies…they hurt me and are tearing our family apart… The post Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s the eighth wonder of the world Jordan Carver and her massive German mounds at the special screening of ‘Muck’. I’ve never heard of this movie, but I have a feeling that it’s a horror flick with a bunch of no names. Anyway, I would have liked to have attended this event just so I could have been close to those things. Man, they’re incredible. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m guessing I’m probably one of the few perverts outside of Berlin currently following the Miss Germany 2015 pageant , but what can I say? I’m a sucker for swimsuit competitions. (And I’m betting you degenerates are too.) I’m a little disappointed they didn’t ask me to be a celebrity judge though. I mean, so what if I don’t speak a word of German? I clearly have years of experience judging women in swimsuits. And that ought to translate in any language. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
Biography for Matthew Noszka Height: 6’2″ Age: 22 Place of Origin: Pittsburgh, PA Ethnic Origin: 1/2 Polish 1/4 Irish 1/4 German Birthsign: Scorpio Six months ago, Matthew Noszka was working construction with his father in the summer in Pittsburgh and playing basketball at college. “I was basically working odd jobs,” Noszka, 22, said. “And then when basketball season came around I kind of focused my time and effort into that.” But now, Noszka, with his all-American looks and toned physi
