Miceala Schafer is a bit of a joker. You have no idea who she is, but a few years ago, this aspiring actress realized that when she was invited to German events, because she’s based in Germany, the paparazzi would be in attendance snapping off pics, and that if she wore something outrageous…it would go viral, within Germany at first, but like Nazi ideology, spread virally to the rest of the world…eventually getting her on all the sites…so as time went on, her outfits got more and more silly, until her outfits became her showing up nude to events, and now getting hired for events as the Dita Von Teese of Germany…naked in Burlesque shows….which goes to show you that even the most basic, half naked, half brained idea…can be turned into a career if you put your heart into it… This was for Audi…nice corporate party… I wonder how her acting career is going….or if she’s just stuck to turning stripping into a corporate sponsored thing….actually I don’t….I’ve already forgotten what this post is about. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Allow me to introduce you guys to German Playboy model and all-around hottie Cathy Schmitz . And no, that’s not her grandfather with her in these pictures, that’s her rich SOB of a husband. According to my sources, Cathy married the 81-year-old Austrian billionaire last year, and you know what, I can’t even be mad at the old guy. See, it’s always been my life’s goal to get a hot model to marry me for money. Why do you guys think I still live in my mom’s basement? To save on rent, duh. And at this rate, I figure I should be able to afford a hottie like Cathy by age 85. Right on schedule! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn. But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model… Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Jessica Lowndes is some bottom feeding, aspiring actor and/or singer, you know how these girls are…it’s like “Make me the next Selena Gomez” or some shit…even when they don’t have the talent, and come out with shit like this: Like they are on Glee, but in reality they were just on 90210 the next Generation, which I am sure everyone, including the garbage on the show, like AnnaLynn McCord can agree was a fucking fail, even though it’s all they will ever accomplish…but they keep trying…because what else are they supposed to do…crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs? Like she didn’t make it, when she was cunt to everyone the day she got her US Work visa…. I’m not complaining, because trying to make it…invovles bed selfies she takes after getting her hair and make-up done…ya know…
I’ve never heard of Denise Schaefer but she sounds like chanukah 2014…if you know what I mean..but luckily I am not a nazi or an anti-semite and love all girls equally…in fact I historically love all Jewish girls because they have a good sense of humor, tits, and they suck dick as long as you’re not married to them…that said I guess Schaefer could also be German…and on the Nazi side of the coin…leaving us so torn while looking at these pics by Jeffrey Chan , a Canadian photographer, living the dream…because he gets to take pics of girls like Denise Schaefer …who are coincidentally girls I want to have sit on my face and smother me until I die my own Gas Chamber asphyxia….right? or is that just weird to say?
Here’s my latest hottie discovery: German/American model Anna-Christina Schwartz . And if you think these pictures of her in lingerie are hot, you should check out her Instagram . I mean, she takes great selfies, posts killer workout videos, and has one of the best booties I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t understand how she isn’t a household name yet. Although maybe she’d have a better shot as Anna-Christina Tuna. Hey, I’m willing to give it a try if she is. » view all 38 photos
There’s nothing quite like genuine, amateur porn. With amateur categories across all major websites filled with new content every day, finding and watching some good old amateur porn shouldn’t be an issue, right? Unfortunately, that never actually seems to be the case. Recognizable faces, questionable acting and ‘professional’ looking performances all seem to be a recurring theme in the category. Whilst there is nothing particularly wrong with this, more often than not it leaves you craving something a little more… genuine. It’s exactly that reason why this video from German amateur legends Ersties really caught our eye. The premise of the video is this; take two twenty-something year old students, put them together in a room with nothing but a bed, and introduce them for the first time on camera. Hit the jump for more info and to see the video…
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new lingerie hotness from German Victoria’s Secret model Alena Blohm , but luckily, she’s back with another great shoot for us all to drool over. Anyway, I have no clue what Alena’s up to these days (and I’m too lazy to look it up), but as long as it’s not hanging out in my basement all day dressed like this, there’s always still room for improvement. » view all 32 photos
Fair or too far? Via BusinessInsider : Nicki Minaj was blasted this week for her new “Only” lyric music video, which resembled cartoonish Nazi propaganda. On Tuesday, Minaj finally tweeted an apology of sorts after both her fans and the Anti-Defamation League noted the video’s insensitive similarities to Nazi imagery, including red swastika-like flags and armbands on soldiers. While Minaj tried to defend herself by saying “I didn’t come up w/the concept, but I’m very sorry & take full responsibility if it has offended anyone,” the music video’s director, Jeff Osborne, refuses to apologize. “I’m not apologizing for my work, nor will I dodge the immediate question,” he wrote in a MySpace post late Tuesday. “The flags, armbands, and gas mask (and perhaps my use of symmetry?) are all representative of Nazism.” Osborne, who also worked with Minaj on her “Anaconda” lyric video, added, “If my work is misinterpreted because it’s not a sappy tearjerker, sorry I’m not sorry.” “Before I start, be clear that these are my personal views and not the views of Nicki Minaj, Drake, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, or Young Money. First, I’m not apologizing for my work, nor will I dodge the immediate question. The flags, armbands, and gas mask (and perhaps my use of symmetry?) are all representative of Nazism. But a majority of the recognizable models/symbols are American: MQ9 Reaper Drone, F22 Raptor, Sidewinder missile, security cameras, M60, SWAT uniform, General’s uniform, the Supreme court, and the Lincoln Memorial. What’s also American is the 1st Amendment, which I’ve unexpectedly succeeded in showing how we willfully squeeze ourselves out of that right every day. Despite the fact heavy religious and economic themes were glossed over, there’s also Russian T-90 tanks, Belgian FN FAL, German mp5 (not manufactured until 1966), an Italian Ferrari, and a Vatican Pope. As far as an explanation, I think its actually important to remind younger generations of atrocities that occurred in the past as a way to prevent them from happening in the future. And the most effective way of connecting with people today is through social media and pop culture. So if my work is misinterpreted because it’s not a sappy tearjerker, sorry I’m not sorry. What else is trending?” And at the end of the day, somehow we doubt this guy, who completely stood up in his choice to depict Nazism and basically said “and what?” won’t face the same level of backlash from this that Nicki will…SMH.
