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Kate Upton for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kate Upton continues… I have gone through the 7 stages of grief with this pig. I was shocked with her success, I denied that other’s were actually into it, I got mad about it, then I tried reasoning with you idiots to try to get you on my anti-Upton cuz she’s weird looking and more importantly, weirdly shaped…even with them titties…I’ve never felt guilt, because I’m a sociopath, and I didn’t get depressed because I don’t care…but I did see question marks every time she was in anything… I’ve got to the point where I just don’t care either way. I’ve reached acceptance and I have hop… The fact is that she’s got big tits, and as long as the magazine she is in photoshops out her gut, or make them look like they don’t sag to her belly like a grocery bag filled with dog shit…you know use the strategic top of the industry photography, styling, make-up, after effects…to lean her out and make her hot…How can I really fucking complain… She’ll be around for awhile, just take it in….and here is her cover for Vogue Brazil

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Kate Upton for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Transocean Then – Transocean Now – Transocean Invoking Obscure, 159-Year-Old Law to Avoid Paying Damages, Compensating Injured

Rachel Maddow Covers Gulf Oil Spill… From 1979 By Alex Weprin on May 27, 2010 09:12 AM In one of the more interesting cable news reports about the gulf oil spill, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow busted out some footage from the NBC archives. Maddow broadcast reports from an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, caused when an oil rig exploded. Except that the reports were from 1979, not 2010. Amazingly, the techniques currently being used to try and cap the leak appear to be exactly the same as the ones used over 30 years ago. The only difference are some subtle (and funny) name changes. What BP called the “top hat” containment effort earlier this month, was called the “sombrero” back in '79. The Maddow segment is below. http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/msnbc/rachel_maddow_covers_gulf_oil_spill_fr… added by: EthicalVegan

Kylie Minogue is a Survivor of the Day

The good thing about Kylie Minogue is not that she survived breast cancer, it is that she didn’t get Vagina cancer, because a woman is still a woman if she has her sex organs intact, whether she’s had to have her breasts removed or not. See a lot of these breast cancer survivors get depressed, at least according the support group I tried to join because I figured it’s be a good place to meet a future wife. The act like they lost their femininity, their womanhood, but really, as long as they’ve got a functioning pussy, they’re all the woman I need and I’m sure even if she did have Vagina cancer, we’d figure out a way to make it work so that it doesn’t feel too gay, because Kylie is lookin good in her post-cancer old age….cuz she’s a fucking survivor….a survivor with a vagina…and I love vagina…. Pics via Bauer

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Kylie Minogue is a Survivor of the Day