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Kimora Lee in her Bikini of the Day

The thing you gotta love about Kimora Lee Simmons is that not only does she love to fuck rich black men who carry her to the top by giving her her own line of clothing called Baby Phat that trailer park women and strippers love….but she also likes to walk around half naked, showing off her blasian or asian tight body…..that may not be so tight where it counts thanks to her countless visits to Africa…if you know what I mean..and if you don’t…it wasn’t an AIDS joke….

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Claudia Galanti and Aida Yespica and Nathalie Bush Slutting Out in Bikinis of the Day

You know bitches are crying for attention….or milking the paparazzi to get pictures of them in hopes of hitting the blogs…it is some very important bottom feeding that I appreciate…even if I like it better when it is in the form of a sex tape….or at least a vagina exposed….but we are perverts and take what we can get….and when bitches, even as mom’s look like this….it is all ok….yes….this is officially one of my more enlightening and hysterical posts….it’s going straight in my best of….or even getting a chapter in my memoir…

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Claudia Galanti and Aida Yespica and Nathalie Bush Slutting Out in Bikinis of the Day

Paris Hilton Is Perfectly Natural

I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m sure it’s going to look better in a few hours, but I don’t think I can wait that long. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if she was all fake tanned and in a bikini, but a sweater’s just not doing it for me.

Kristin Cavallari Gets All Dolled Up

It’s not all that often I get pictures of reality TV nobody Kristin Cavallari all dressed up, mostly because nobody invites her to any real parties, but here she is dressed to the nines for some reason. I’m guessing she’s just standing curbside so all her neighbors come out and look at her and imagine she’s going to some sort of lavish party or something. That’s what I did on prom night. I still think I convinced a couple of old birds from the senior center that I was going to get some action that night. Good times.

Victoria Justice Is Too Cute

I love this Victoria Justice hottie, she’s gorgeous, but every time I get pictures of her she always looks like she’s doing an ad for tampons or anti-acne cream or some sort of new birth control pills for teenage girls. Not that I care, this chick can do no wrong in my eyes, she’s perfect. She’d be even more perfect riding on the back of my bicycle build for two along the canal on a nice summer day… In a bikini of course. Call me. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

Adrianne Curry Topless Tanning

You all know that whenever I get pictures of Twitter model Adrienne Curry hanging out by the pool or dressed in a sexy nerd costume, I’m going to post them. Here she is topless suntanning with one of her equally topless friends. Awesome. I know she just does this kind of thing to get attention because she’s got nothing else going on in her career right now, but I don’t care…. Still hot. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Deserves A Little Attention

It’s always a good day when I get pictures of a Victoria’s Secret supermodel hanging out in some lingerie and bathing suits, so I thought I’d finish things off with these. Here’s one of my new favorite supermodel super hotties Erin Heatherton in a photoshoot on the beach somewhere looking like she’s waiting for me to show up and rub cocoa butter onto those sweet curves of her. I can see that happening, I’m willing to pay for the cocoa butter. Call me. more pictures of Erin Heatherton here

Annalynne McCord Flashes The Goods

It’s not often we get pictures of AnnaLynne McCord doing anything other than blowing kisses to the camera or hanging out with her ugly sisters, so these shots of her flashing her boobs for us are a nice little change. I wouldn’t have any problems if this was her new thing, the kissing crap is so played. I’m guessing these are for some fashion photo spread, it’s alright for celebs to flash their tits if it’s for fashion or an artsy film or something, those are the celebrity rules, but when I ask them to show me their boobs they kick me in the beanbag. Double standard.

Jessica Alba’s Top Is Almost Invisible

It’s not often I get pictures of Jessica Alba wearing a see through top so when it happens I want to jump all over it. No really, I want to jump all over that thing. Not in a creepy assault kind of way, in a very romantic dry hump kind of way. Anyhow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shirt this see through, it’s almost invisible. Some Frenchman somewhere could use that thing to make a fine cheese.

Rachel Bilson’s Tight Top Saves The Day

Rachel Bilson has been all over the place in her

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