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Jessica Alba Flashes Some Booty

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not every day that I get pictures of Jessica Alba flashing her ass so I’m a little confused as to what I’m supposed to do here. She’s normally so meticulous as to how she presents herself, most of the time as a stay at home mom in sweatpants, so it’s strange to see her letting it all hang out. Literally. Anyhow, I’m not complaining, even a little Jessica Alba ass is better than none at all so I should keep my mouth shut and enjoy.

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Annalynne McCord’s Tight Body Is Awesome

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

AnnaLynne McCord has got to know by now just how much I hate it when she blows retarded kisses to the camera, this is the female equivalent of the douchebag camera point. Luckily for her, I can force myself to overlook it because she’s an incredibly hot piece of ass. Seriously, look at her in this tight dress, that ass would fit perfectly in my hand. Did I say hand? I meant mouth. I’m not kidding either, if you don’t believe me call AnnaLynne’s agent and set it up. I’ll bring the camera and maple syrup. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

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A Rare Cameron Diaz Bikini Spotting

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not very often I get pictures of Cameron Diaz on the site, let alone pictures of her tight little ass in a bikini, so when these moments come along you really need to jump on them. It goes without saying that I would like to personally jump on Cameron, but I don’t need all the legal troubles. Anyhow, here she is hanging out by the pool casually enjoying the day in her nice little bikini. It’s kind of good that the picture quality is so crappy, her face is getting a little old and doesn’t do well with high definition. Enjoy. more pictures of Cameron Diaz here

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Marisa Miller Knows How To Fill Out A Bikini

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Any day that I get pictures of Marisa Miller in a bikini is a good day. I don’t know if they’re old or not and frankly I don’t give a crap. I tried to read what she was holding up so I could maybe find out why she’s wearing a bikini, but my eyes just would not allow me to look away from her gorgeous tight body. I don’t blame them, she’s spectacular, if you could impregnate someone over the internet she’d already be carrying my handsome unborn child. We can call him Philip and teach him to speak with an accent. Call me.

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Pamela Anderson Sure Can Wear A Tight T-Shirt

Posted on May 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anytime I get pictures of Pamela Anderson on the beach, they always bring back good Baywatch memories, so posting these pics of her in her little short shorts was a no brainer for me. The fact that she stuffed her delicious front meat in to a tight t-shirt doesn’t hurt either. I don’t know what she’s doing, but her t-shirt says something about not abusing animals, which I would never do because I’m a good human being. I would however like to abuse those big fake boobies…. With my face.

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Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point…. Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

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Mariah Carey Is Busting Out Of Her Dress

Posted on November 10, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mariah Carey appeared on Letterman the other night and once again she stuffed her fat boobies into a skin tight dress. I know many of you guys love Mariah with all this extra junk, and to be honest when we get pictures of mostly her upper half, I do too. She looks very comfortable

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Cindy Crawford in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a couple pictures of Cindy Crawford cockteasin’ us with her hot ex-model, very fit 40-something year old body in a bikini, unfortunately, my wife wasn’t cut from the same cloth, she was cut from the bootleg stretched out cloth, because if she was my life would be on a fuckin’ boat fuckin and not sitting here rolling a cigarette out of butts I picked up off the fuckin’ street earlier today, even though I quit smoking 2 years ago, I like to bring it back to ensure the damage I did to do myself doesn’t go to waste, because self-destructing is a full time job….

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Jennifer Aniston has Hard Nipple of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston is showing all you girls what it took her to get a career and what made Friends a success amongst men and that’s a set of hard fuckin nipples, they proved to be the best distraction from her busted greek nose, I mean before she got that shit sorted out at her plastic surgeon, I mean combined with the fact that as a Greek, she has an extra gland in her anus that makes lubricates anal and makes for smooth fuckin’ sailing….the last post I wrote on this bitch was a hell of a lot better and I don’t feel like repeating myself…

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Kelly Brook in a Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook stars in these latest horrible upskirt pictures. I don’t even know if I can make out ass, pussy or panties because of all the fuckin’ shadows and shitty photographic skills of the highschool drop out, immigrant, refugee the paparazzi gave a Digital SLR to to get pictures for them, but shit’s good enough to give you a good idea of the dimensions so that you can build your 3D model the area so that you can imagine where she hides her shit while you jerk off you fucking weirdo. I wonder if I’ll ever get tired of calling you assholes virgins who can’t get laid….and after much thought and analysis it turns out that I doubt it…

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