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The Turn-Up Is Real: Denzel Washington Checks Into Professional 2-Week Detox Program After Hardcore Summer Partying

Who knew Uncle Denzel got it popping this hard? Denzel Washington Checks Into Professional Detox After Hard Partying You expect to hear about the Beibers and Breezys of the world partying juuuuuuust a little too hard and having to pull it together. But who would ever suspect the elder A-list to get down like the young folks? Via TMZ : Denzel Washington just left an Orange County residence where he was staying for more than 2 weeks to detox after a wild, alcohol-fueled, gluttonous month-long vacation … TMZ has learned. Sources connected with the actor tell TMZ Denzel was on a yacht during the month of July with his wife … and was partying and partying hard. When he returned to L.A. … our sources say Denzel went to the OC residence where he had professionals help him “detox.” One source says this was more than just alcohol … it was an overall cleanse for toxins. In addition to the professional who supervised the detox, we’re told Denzel had a nutritionist, a trainer and a chef. Denzel we’re told is out and back on his game. Denzel ain’t no spring chicken…sounds like all that boozing and good eating (and…?) caught up to him QUICK. Glad he’s back on point!

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Progress: Judge Is Impressed With Chris Brown’s Probation Behavior And Reduces Random Drug Tests

You sure about that , your honor? Chris Brown Has Drug Tests Reduced Due To Good Behavior According to TMZ reports : Chris Brown’s been partying his ass off, but as far as the judge in his Rihanna beating case is concerned … he’s been a model citizen — and his reward will be fewer random drug tests. Chris was in court in L.A. Wednesday for a progress report on his probation, and the results were glowing — all his random drug tests were negative and he attended bi-weekly therapy sessions. So the judge agreed to cut the singer a break, and scale back the number of drug tests from 3 a week … to just 2. Wasn’t Breezy JUST gettin’ dragged out the club by his homies a few months back? Image via WENN

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Hi Hater: Republican Lawmaker Steve King Says ‘I’m Not Sure President Obama Could Pass The Citizenship Test’

Hi hater ! Steve King Says He Doesn’t Think Obama Could Pass The Citizenship Test Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) recently quipped that President Barack Obama wouldn’t be able to pass the citizenship test because he doesn’t understand the United States economic infrastructure and how capitalism works. Via NewsOne reports: This is not King’s first time trying to other President Obama and question his loyalty and investment in the United States. During an immigration rally in June, King said of the POTUS: “His vision of America isn’t like our version of America. That we know,” King said. “Now I don’t assert where he was born, I will just tell you that we are all certain that he was not raised with an American experience. So these things that beat in our hearts when we hear the National Anthem and when we say the Pledge of Allegiance doesn’t beat the same for him.” King’s ignorance is extraordinarily diverse. As previously reported by NewsOne, King also co-signed the extraordinarily idiotic and insensitive statements of Missouri GOP Congressman Todd Akin, who derailed his senate campaign with his statement that “legitimate” rape victims can’t get pregnant. According to King at the time, “Well, I just haven’t heard of that being a circumstance that’s been brought to me in any personal way and I’d be open to hearing discussion about that subject matter…I think this election should be about: How did Todd Akin vote and what did he vote for and what did he stand for? In this case, I’m seeing the same thing, petty, personal attacks substituting for strong policy.” Is this guy a political troll or nah?

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Out Of Pocket: Woman Takes Smiling Selife With Stolen Credit Card After Buying $400 Worth Of Weave

Home girl is BOLD ! Woman Poses For Picture With Stolen Credit Card A Florida woman (of course) is on the run after police say she posed for a photo with a stolen credit card that she used to buy $400 worth of weave with. Click Orlando reports: Ocala police say they’re getting closer to catching the woman who used a stolen credit card to buy $400worth of hair last month. Officers have received numerous tips from the public after releasing a picture of a smiling woman posing with the card on Monday. Her victim, 74-year-old Josephine Lupo, had her wallet stolen while shopping at a Ocala Walmart. “I’ve never had anything stolen from me,” Lupo told Local 6. “I’m shaking right now every time I think about. I think, ‘How could that happen?’” Abdel Kasem said the alleged thief is a regular customer, but the Kasem said she grew suspicious after the thief showed a credit card and didn’t have a matching driver’s license. “She kept saying, ‘You know me, you know me,’ and I said, ‘I know your face, but we don’t know your name, so I’m not gonna take your card without ID.’” That’s when Kasem asked to take her picture with the credit card. “I thought that would scare her into saying I don’t want this anymore, but she smiled for it,” Kasem said. The picture surprised Lupo, too. She old Local 6 the woman who took her wallet was not African-American. So now police are hoping a picture will help lead them to whoever else was helping her steal. “I’m going put all my credit cards in a vault,” said Lupo. “I want them in jail.” According to the police report, there may be even more evidence for police. There is surveillance video that shows the woman using a stolen credit card to buy gas, but police say it is not available yet. These Florida crazies just don’t care…SMH

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Shots Fired: Lil Kim Says She’s Going To Kick Nicki Minaj’s Fake Fraudulent Azz In New Diss Song ‘Identity Theft’

Did Nicki really steal Kim’s steez?? Lil Kim Disses Nicki Minaj On Identity Theft We recently reported that Lil Kim wasn’t letting motherhood slow her down one bit when the Queen Bee released a new track going IN on Nicki Minaj . Kim decided to hop on Beyonce and Nicki’s Flawless remix to call out the Queens rapper for her claim of being the “Queen of Rap,” and accusing Miss Minaj of wanting to be her. Well, now it looks like Kim is back at it with a new diss song and she’s not done with Nicki just yet! Hate it or love it?!?! Can Nicki Minaj rumble with the bee?

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Get Your Life Together: Shirtless Chris Brown Seen Lookin’ Flabby In St. Tropez [Video]

Chris bout to go Rob Kardashian on y’all Chris Brown Photographed Shirtless And Overweight In St. Tropez According to TMZ reports : Chris Brown continues to look noticeably heavier since getting out of jail … bravely partying without a shirt on while hanging out Wednesday afternoon in glorious St. Tropez. CB is partying in France while one of his new neighbors in the San Fernando Valley tells TMZ he has no qualms about shooting the R&B singer if he trespasses onto his property. Based on these photos, it doesn’t seem Chris moves with a lot quickness these days … so he’s best to heed the warning. Below, Chris talks about his weight gain and gettin’ his isht back in order. Long as he knows…

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Two California Women Found Guilty Of Manslaughter After Beating Girl To Death Outside Nightclub

SMH! Two California Women Guilty Of Manslaughter After Tragic Nightclub Fight This case of drunken street-fighting turned into an untimely death for a newlywed and a murder charge for two party-goers. Via MailOnline : Two women accused of pummeling and kicking a 23-year-old woman who died after a fight outside a California nightclub have been convicted of felony manslaughter but acquitted on far more serious second-degree murder charges. Candace Brito, 27, and Vanesa Zavala, 26, had pleaded not guilty in the death of Annie Hung Kim Pham, who was taken off life support after the fight outside the Santa Ana bar-restaurant in the early morning hours of Jan. 18. Prosecutors had alleged that Pham and her friends were taking a photo outside the club when another woman who was with Brito and Zavala bummed into her. The incident sparked a verbal fight that led to the fatal beating with video footage showing both women landing blows on Pham. A forensic pathologist who conducted Pham’s autopsy ruled the cause of death was blunt force injury to the head but said it was impossible to tell whether one specific blow or even a combination of blows caused the fatal brain bleeding. Pham and her group of 11 friends were waiting in line to get into the club as Brito, Zavala, a woman identified as ‘Amelia’ and two men were exiting. At some point, the groups bumped into each other. Pham’s friends told police the three women in the other group attacked Pham without provocation after they bumped into her. Zavala told police that Pham’s first swing hit her and the fight began. Classic case of “ when keeping it real goes wrong .” Regardless of who threw the first punch, this is a tragic story on both ends. Everyone simply needs to think twice before they act — real life is not a reality show and people can get seriously hurt! KTLA

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Put On Blast: Bow Wow Reveals Who Slobbed On His Knob The Best Between Ciara And Angela Simmons

Who has the best messy mouf? Bow Wow Reveals Who Gave The Best Oral Sex Between Angela Simmons And Ciara Bow Wow recently made an appearance on Nick Cannon’s “Wild ‘N Out” and when his famous two exes came up, the other comedians decided to hit below the below. Bow Wow was asked who gave him the best sloppy toppy the best between Ciara and Angela Simmons , and the rapper actually answered the question even though Nick warned him to not say anything. “Well at one time they both was my woman, correct? So if you put one and one together of course we must have been doing the do if they was my women, correct? Well then I might as well keep it even. They both is mighty, mighty, mighty swell.” Get More: Nick Cannon Presents: Wild ‘N Out , MTV2 We’re sure Shad got a call from both Ciara and Angela right after word got around that he was discussing such freaky intimate details. Do you think Bow Wow should have even answered the question?? MTV/BET

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Race Matters: Houston Black Woman Goes On EPIC Expletive Rant About Unaccompanied Mexican Minors “Why Can’t They Go Back?” [Video]

Should Black people be supporting Mexican illegals ? Black Woman Goes On Expletive Rant About Unaccompanied Mexican Illegals Via The Right Scoop reports: Bernadette Lancelin is very upset that the unaccompanied minors flooding across the border aren’t being sent back home. Instead they are being put in detention centers around the country. Lancelin is out with the local news in Houston because a closed middle school that hasn’t been used in years is now on the list to become another detention center. And she, among others, is furious about it. She says: It’s not right. Now billions of dollars want to be borrowed from the White House to help feed and house them. What about the kids here? In our neighborhood? In our country? Not just in this neighborhood but in our country. All these kids? Really? Why can’t they go back? I’m sorry that their parents are in poor living conditions or surroundings or whatever’s going on out there. I don’t care. I care about what’s going on right here in my own back yard, my neighborhood. Am i the only one in this community that’s out here that watches the news this morning. Oh, my god! I feel alone right now this this, and I’m very saddened by it. Discuss…

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Jokes On You: Brooklyn Police Tell White Pranksters To Stop Their Racist Antics In The Hood Before They Get Killed

These white boys are going to get themselves killed ! Brooklyn Police Tell White Pranksters To Stop Their Antics Before They Get Killed Two attention-craving clowns have stirred outrage in Brooklyn by targeting African-Americans for sick pranks and posting the footage online. Via NY Daily News reports: It’s gotten so brazen that community activists in Brownsville and East New York demanded Thursday that they cease and desist before they get killed — and called on YouTube to stop giving them a platform. “This is juvenile ignorant behavior that borders racist overtones and truly can go really wrong at any given time thus causing harm not only to the victims but even more so to pranksters,” said community advocate Tony Herbert. Etayimm (Et) Etayyim, 21, insisted neither he nor his 20-year-old brother Mohammed, aka Moe, are racists and that they stared OckTV as “a hobby.” “We target everybody, white people, Spanish people, not only black people,” he said. Etayyim, who like his bespectacled brother are white guys from Bay Ridge, said they pulled similar stunts in Manhattan but “wanted to take our pranks to the higher level” by filming in mostly black parts of Brooklyn. “People in these bad neighborhoods are more aggressive than people in Manhattan,” he said. It’s a wonder they aren’t in the hospital. Wearing headbands bearing the colors of their nativePalestinian flag, they have challenged complete strangers to fight them in the street. Carrying calculators, they have walked up to others asking, “Yo dawg, you got a problem?” They have snatched cell phones out of their hands of pedestrians, claiming they want to check the time. They have offered to sell other marks a gun, which turns out to be a water pistol, and then laughed like hyenas afterward. They’ve sat on the laps of unsuspecting straphangers on the subway One especially gross and gassy bit of buffoonery they titled “F—— in the Hood.” The occasional body slams and beatdowns at the hands of the people they’ve duped — and which they have included in their films — don’t appear to deter the Brothers Etayyim. And they have a rapidly growing audience online. Asked why they pull these pranks, the elder Etayyim, whose nickname is pronounced E.T. like the beloved Steven Spielberg character, said “it’s just for fun.” “We’re just going to keep doing it,” he said. SMH!!!!!!!!!!! YT

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