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Guess Which Reality Star Princess Squeezed Her Lady Lumps In A Kini Ten Sizes Too Small? [Photos]

We hope she didn’t have another choice and just borrowed her girlfriend’s bathing suit! Shahs of Sunset star Mercedes “MJ” Javid has always been the thickest chick on the show and she’s normally got her look together. This lapse of judgement however is just unacceptable…and it’s makin’ our eyes hurt a ‘lil bit too. Images via twitter

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Epitome Of A Bad Mother…And Father: Half Siblings Arrested Smoking Meth In The Car With Their Baby!!!

These freakazoid junkies have the same Mom… and when cops rolled up on them parked and getting high, they got popped for incest too. According to The Daily Mail , the half siblings had their baby in a broke down car; the one-year-old was only wearing a t-shirt and a diaper even though it was 38 degrees outside: A half brother and sister in an incestuous relationship were arrested on Friday after police found them smoking meth in a car with their one-year-old baby. Danielle Lacey, 22, and Brandon Lesli, 35, from Lake Stevens, Seattle were charged with endangerment with a controlled substance, criminal mistreatment and incest. They share the same mother. Police were called after witnesses spotted Lacey and Leslie sitting in the car with the baby and the windows rolled up. They told a local resident who they knew they were smoking meth. Daniel Price told Fox13: ‘They said they were out of gas and asked if they could borrow $10. I knew something was going on so I went inside and they told me they were smoking meth with the baby in the car. ‘If they want to go out and do that themselves, hopefully they don’t hurt anyone, but when you have a one-year-old involved that’s a lot different.’ When police arrived, Lacey was holding the baby in the front passenger seat. It was 38 degrees and the baby was only wearing a t-shirt and diaper. There was no blanket to keep him warm. Because the car was out of gas, the heater was not on. The police report said Lacey appeared to be high on methamphetamine because she exhibited sudden, jerky movements and the inability to concentrate. When she was interviewed by police, the 22-year-old admitted she had smoked meth with her baby present several times before and also with her other children, aged five and six. She said she has been using the drug on and off for the last six years. The baby has been handed over to Child Protective Services, and Lacey’s other children are in the care of her father. CPS said they had been in contact with Lacey once before but would not give any details. The couple are being held in Snohomish County Jail on $150,000 bail. According to Fox13, both Lacey and Leslie have criminal records which include assault, theft and possession of a controlled substance. Those poor kids…SMH. Images via facebook/tumblr

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Did You Know? Fed Announces Big Hold On Rates Until The Shady GOP Stops Hatin’ On POTUS’ Stimulus Plans!

This may sound like great news… but don’t be fooled by Ben Bernanke’s azz dressed in sheep’s’ clothing. According to The Huffington Post , the hold on rates may help stimulate the economy, but it’s going to hurt millions who are retired and others who live off of savings. The Federal Reserve said Wednesday that it plans to keep interest rates ultra-low even after unemployment falls close to a normal level – which it thinks could take three more years. For the first time, the Fed made clear to investors and consumers that it will link its actions to specific economic markers. As long as inflation remains tame, the central bank said it could keep key short-term rates near zero, even after unemployment returns to a more typical rate. Previously, the Fed said it expected to keep interest rates at record lows at least through mid-2015. Now it expects rates to stay low at least until unemployment drops below 6.5 percent – a threshold the bank believes may not be crossed until the end of 2015. Analysts said the Fed’s new guidance will make it easier for companies, investors and consumers to make financial decisions because they will have a clearer grasp of when borrowing costs will begin to rise. “This approach is superior” to setting a timetable for a possible rate increase, Chairman Ben Bernanke said at a news conference after the Fed held a two-day policy meeting and issued a statement. “It is more transparent and will allow the markets to respond quickly and promptly to changes” in the Fed’s economic outlook. Though the Fed’s low interest-rate policies are intended to boost borrowing, spending and stock prices, they also hurt millions of retirees and others who depend on income from savings. Bernanke made clear that even after unemployment falls below 6.5 percent, the Fed might decide that it needs to keep stimulating the economy. Other economic factors will also shape its policy decisions, he said. Economists regard a normal unemployment rate as 6 percent or less. “The Fed has become more explicit and more transparent,” said Steven Wood, chief economist at Insight Economics. “This should provide the markets with much more clarity around monetary policy action in the upcoming year.” Still, Bernanke warned that none of the Fed’s actions could outweigh the economic pain that would be caused by sharp tax increases and government spending cuts that are set to kick in next month. The standoff between President Barack Obama and Republican lawmakers over how to resolve the “fiscal cliff” is already hurting the economy, in part by reducing consumer and business confidence, he said. We’re not surprised that some people are blaming Barack on this one…even though he doesn’t control the Federal Reserve. While Bernanke holds rates so low, older working folks aren’t earning any interest on their 401k’s and, IF the unemployment rate ever drops below 6.5%, that 3% interest everyone’s been enjoying in the housing market is going to jump up to ‘normal’ again and then what?? Another real estate collapse? Watch out folks! Images via tumblr

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Bossip Awards 2012: Tamar, Brooke Bailey And More Chime In With Bossip Staff On Preciousness And Celebrity Couples [Video]

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Put On Blast: Latest Elmo Accuser Says Puppeteer Couldn’t Get It Up To Chop His Gay Cakes

Poor Elmo got janky junk . Via NYPost reports : The fourth man to come forward to accuse “Sesame Street’’ puppeteer Kevin Clash of inappropriate sexual contact says the voice of Elmo had trouble getting it up as he was trying to get down with his alleged victim. “Kevin Clash told [his accuser] he had difficulty . . . due to a medical condition,” according to the new accuser’s civil lawsuit filed yesterday in Manhattan federal court. The alleged victim, now 33, said he was about 16 when he first met Clash, then 35, in 1995 while walking on a Miami beach. The two started talking — Clash complimented him on his looks, the man said — and the pair kept in touch over the phone. After learning that the accuser had problems at home and wanted to run away, Clash, the voice of Elmo for 28 years until he resigned last month, promised to “be a dad” to him. Clash lured the young man to the city “with promises to pay for his plane ticket . . . and give him cash and a free place to stay,” according to the lawsuit, in which Clash’s latest accuser remains unnamed. “[The accuser] had been abused by a teacher when he was 15 and was initially very leery of Kevin. But Kevin convinced him he would be safe” — by disclosing he was the man behind the world’s most beloved muppet, said the plaintiff’s lawyer, Miami-based Jeff Herman, who is also representing two other accusers. “As soon as he got to New York, Kevin told him he was the voice of Elmo,” Herman said. The accuser stayed with Clash only a few days, when the abuse is alleged to have happened. Herman said that because Clash is alleged to have transported his accuser across state lines for the purpose of engaging in sexual activity, he could face criminal charges. “The lawsuit is without merit, and we will vigorously defend the case and Mr. Clash’s reputation,” said Michael Berger, a lawyer for Clash, reiterating what the puppeteer’s camp has said each time the other claims were made public. A doorman at Clash’s Upper West Side apartment building yesterday said the Muppet master, a divorced dad with a college-age daughter, has not been seen in some time. The latest accuser said that being a parental figure was a role Clash liked to play — and another alleged victim has echoed that. “ ‘Mr. Tickler’ is what I will call him, and the game we played was father and son,” a previous accuser, who claims he also was 16 when he and Clash hooked up, wrote in an unpublished memoir. Herman added yesterday: “These are all vulnerable boys. None of them had father figures in their lives, and they were looking for that father figure. There’s a consistency.” Abuse charges against Clash, now 52, first surfaced last month. After the first accusation was made public, Clash released a statement that said he was gay and admitted the relationship but said it was between two consenting adults. He resigned when a second accuser came forward — college student Cecil Singleton, now 24, who sued him for $5 million. Singleton and another accuser said Clash was trolling for young boys on a gay telephone chat line and that he lied about his age. Herman said other possible victims have been in contact with him and that he is in the process of vetting them. No wonder Elmo’s such a tickle monster, he couldn’t even use that thang for nothing but a lil tickling. Life just keeps getting more and more embarrassing for this guy. SMH. AP Images

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Some Afternoon Preciousness: Blac Chyna And Tyga Show Off Their Lil Young Mula Baaaby

Awwwww Blac Chyna And Tyga Share More Pics Of Their Newborn YMCMB baby-daddy Tyga and his sili-caked skripper boo are enjoying parenthood with their new little bundle of preciousness Cairo King. The big-bootied blondie and her Rack City rapper-man welcomed their lil’ prince just under 2 months ago amid rumors of an engagement (that Tyga quickly put to rest) shortly before he was born. Check out a few more pics of the young money mini-me on the flip..

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Drugs Are REALLY Bad M’Kay? A Gallery Of The Worst Before And After Faces Of Meth..Part 2

A gallery full of reasons to just say HELL no Before And After Photos Of People Who Use Methamphetamines Using and/or abusing drugs is no laughing matter and nothing to take lightly. But while many people are well aware of the negative effects that drug usage can have on your insides and physical health in the long run, the fact that it can also take it’s toll on your physical appearance over a short period of time sometimes take a backseat. So the folks over at Rehabs.com have decided to bring it front and center. Take a look at some of the worst pics we’ve ever seen that vividly illustrate the almost immediate, long-lasting visible effects of having a face full of meth. Photo Credit: Rehabs.com

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Taste Like Chicken: Stranded Siberian Fishermen Suspected Of Turning Cannibal And Eating Their Friends

Cold world … Siberian Fisherman Turn Cannibal Via RadarOnline reports: Alexander Abdullaev, 37, and Alexei Gradulenko, 35, were found alive – but only just – an astounding three months after they ventured out to one of the most remote regions in the world where temperatures drop below –22 Fahrenheit. One body was found and one is still missing, however police are not certain if the corpse is that of Viktor Komarov, 47, or Andrei Kurochkin, 44, but they do suspect the dead man was murdered – most likely for his flesh if grisly knife wounds are any indication. Near the ravaged body, investigators reportedly found a wooden stake or ax that could have been used as a murder weapon, blood trails in the snow and a bloody jacket belonging to one of their pals. “We suspect, the two survivors could have killed and eaten their friend just because of hunger,” an police source told Life News website. “But both deny they have anything to do with his death. Looking at the body parts found at the spot, we clearly saw cuts. It means the body was hacked to pieces. “Now the body parts – some human flesh and part of the skull – are taken to the morgue,” said the witness to the gory case. The fourth member of the group is missing completely, prompting police to suspect that he might also have been a victim of cannibalism in the fisherman’s blood-thirsty struggle to survive. “What we found were chopped human bones, fragments of a skull and a bloodstained chunk of ice,” an unnamed investigator told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper. “It’s clear that this person did not die of his own accord.” Now after facing the most extreme elements imaginable, Abdullaev and Gradulenko are going head-to-head with the legal system as a criminal case into suspected murder has been opened. Just like friends, they stab you in the back…ok bad joke at situation, but it is called “survival of the fittest”. However, to kill is selfish and sickening. We can never relate to their extreme experience and unfortunate events. SMH!! Russian Emergencies Ministry

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Allah Take The Wheel: Riot Police Tear Gas Islamic Anti-Kim Kardashian Protesters In Bahrain As She Flaunts Her Assets All Over The Middle-East

Kim might want to get those cakes of peace out of there… Islamic Protesters Riot Over Kim Kardashian In Bahrain Kim is in Bahrain for the opening of a Millions of Milkshakes store near the capital city of Manama and had staged photo ops with many smiling locals. Via RadarOnline : Riot police fired tear gas into the crowd, putting down protesters holding signs that said “Kim Not Welcome,” some in Arabic and others in English. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is in Bahrain for the opening of a Millions of Milkshakes store near the capital city of Manama and had staged photo ops with many smiling locals. As RadarOnline.com reported, Kim was in Kuwait on Wednesday for another store launch. Her visit there was equally controversial. “Her values clash with our traditions as a religiously committed people,” Mohammad Al Tabtabai, a Kuwaiti preacher, told the Gulf News. “Her visit could help spread vice among our youth.” Her visit there was equally controversial. “Her values clash with our traditions as a religiously committed people,” Mohammad Al Tabtabai, a Kuwaiti preacher, told the Gulf News. “Her visit could help spread vice among our youth.” Clearly, not everyone wants to keep up with the Kardashians… Splash

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Put On Blast: Mike Tyson Says He Caught Dirty Dog Ex-Wife Robin Givens Swirling It Up In Bed With Brad Pitt

Mike Tyson is keeping it one hunnid… Mike Tyson Claims Robin Givens Cheated On Him With Brad Pitt Mike Tyson has revealed how he caught Brad Pitt having sex with his then-wife, actress Robin Givens! Via RadarOnline : Speaking on the In Depth With Graham Bensinger show on Yahoo! Sports, Tyson told the interviewer about a surprise encounter he had with Pitt while he was in the process of splitting from Head of the Class star Givens in the late ’80s. “I was doing a divorce but I—we—every day, before I would go to my lawyer’s office to say she’s a pig and stealing, I would go to…her house to have sex with her. This particular day, someone beat me to the punch. And I guess Brad got there earlier than I did.” The heavyweight champ’s reaction? “I was mad as hell. I was going to…you should have saw his face when he saw me,” Tyson told Bensinger. In the explosive video interview, the always-candid Tyson also told Bensinger that he was high on cocaine while playing a role in the smash hit movie The Hangover, released in 2009. “I was a mess,” he admitted. “I was overweight. I was a pig, high on cocaine.” But the athlete said the cast helped him through the rough patch. “They had to know I was messed up. I couldn’t talk. I had the cocaine talk…So those guys are just beautiful people. They had my back, and I appreciate that and stuff, then they asked me to come back” in The Hangover 2. Mike is still pure comedy! Robin was getting it in! Can you blame her?

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