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Lactacting TWITCH Girl of the Day

I don’t know anything about this video, other than that it’s going viral and is most importantly a magical specimen in how to properly lure in fans using the nerd platform TWITCH…instead of streaming videogames, bodypaint you lactating tits, so that they explode all over the place for the social awkward gamer nerds to jerk the fuck off as hard as they can to the bitch…. I figure it’s some Olivia Munn shit, find the place where the most pathetic dudes who can’t get laid are hanging, show them your tits disguised as a cosplay masturbation fodder and hope you don’t lactate knowing nerds get personally offended when the hot chick they’ve imagined marrying, gets knocked up by another guy…..but if you do lactate…own it…run with it…hope to get famous with it… I am a fan of this TWITCH. The post Lactacting TWITCH Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Why Beyonce & Jay Z Kept Calm During The Solange Attack [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Paternity Results: Church Girl Gets Knocked Up By Deputy Sheriff? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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In this edition of Paternity Test Tuesday, a church girl gets knocked up by a deputy sheriff named Clarence. Clarence says she changed and started going out to the…

Paternity Results: Church Girl Gets Knocked Up By Deputy Sheriff? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Miranda Kerr for David Jones Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is kinda hot. She should be a model. I mean the way she wears these outfits would make you think that a long lasting career in the shit would be successful. You know she could break free from being the baby momma to some Orlando Bloom celebrity, so people can stop calling her the gold digging celebrity groupie fucker who puts holes in the condoms so that she gets knocked up and he is forced to be locked into her and pay her child support…only unlike mos gold diggers, she didn’t let herself go…. All I know is that someone should start paying her to get half naked in pics, cuz doing at as a hobby to keep busy, you know for friends and family has proven to be hot….

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Lights Out: Team Jeep South Africa’s Evan van der Spuy…

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Lights Out: Team Jeep South Africa’s Evan van der Spuy gets knocked the buck off his bike by a Red Hartebeest during a race across Albert Falls Dam Nature Reserve . Teammate Travis Walker captured the entire collision on his GoPro. I guess you could say the buck stopped with him. (Van der Spuy is fine , btw.) [ hypervocal .] Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily What Discovery Date : 10/10/2011 13:34 Number of articles : 2

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Breaking Non-News: Twilight Baby on the Way!

In Breaking Dawn , Bella will give birth to Renesmee, a half-vampire, half-human child to be played by Mackenzie Foy . Since when is the main storyline in a best-selling novel and planned blockbuster considered “BREAKING NEWS?” Since a tabloid could slap the word “BABY!” alongside photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and try to fool readers into thinking this real-life couple was expecting. We’re on to you, OK! Weekly … This isn’t the first time a trashy magazine has tried to claim Stewart was pregnant . Heck, it’s not even the second time . Publishers will only cease such antics when you, the consumer, stop buying their products. Rest assured: if Kristen ever actually gets knocked up with Robert’s baby, THG will be the first to tell you. For free.

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Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Back of the Day

I assume this was the view Cash Warren had the fateful night that he pulled out and came on her ass, only to have her run to the bathroom and turkey baste herself so that he could never leave her even though he tried so many times, because there comes a time in every man’s life when you realize the hot chick the world wants to fuck, is just the annoying bitch who constantly nags more than every other bitch and who doesn’t like giving head after a month of dating like every other bitch, and who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz she thinks its gross like every other bitch, she’s just easier on the eyes but not quite worth putting up with all the high maintenance bullshit that comes with her, until she mysteriously gets knocked the fuck up out of nowhere in some “Surprise….you’re stuck with me for life..motherfucker”….. Pics via Fame

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