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Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day

Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic… She is a hot and not just because she is normally totally down with getting naked, and really why wouldn’t she be, she’s a fucking model..that is kind of her job… It is the key tool she’s got in her model toolbox, you know cuz using anything but that is like hiring a hooker to play cards with you, or a carpenter to empty your fucking dishwasher…you see sure they can do it…but why the fuck would you want them to. That said, she’s still a babe…even in a boring bikini shoot…for S Moda The post Camille Rowe for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pink is Terrifying When Naked of the Day

I am not alone in thinking that Pink is a man, and that any man who has sex with Pink is into girls who are men. Up on that tranny shit, gateway to homosexuality, not quite a girl, not quite a poofter kick….but maybe people are won over by her angelic voice….I just know that in her 20 year long career…I’ve never jerked off to her…and I’ve jerked off to inanimate objects in my prime…you know things that look like tits or a spread asshole…meaning she really doesn’t speak to me on that level…but as an animal lover, I support her getting naked for PETA, even if PETA is probably just some over-hyped scam….even if I have to look at her grossness that is probably not as gross as some of the things I’ve put my dick in, like that rotting sandwich my shitty roommate left in the fridge just to watch that motherfucker… All this to say, I’m glad PETA cropped out her testicles. The post Pink is Terrifying When Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Jennifer Lawrence Naked With Snake of the DAy

People are so excited about these Jennifer Lawrence posing with a snake for Vanity Faire, ripping off a picture by Richard Avedon, that they’ll call a tribute, but that I call having no ideas of their own… I guess people don’t realize that with a little google action, you can probably find her butthole from her leaked pics…pics that turned her from a boring overrated actress to someone I appreciate..thanks to the basic getting naked in selfies to either send people she fucks to jerk off to….or because that’s just what slutty girls with too much time on their hands do…and either way..she had great tits in those pics.and I guess still does….and this is how they look according to Vanity Fair. I’m drunk. The post Jennifer Lawrence Naked With Snake of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Manon LeLoup Topless Model of the Day

I don’t know who the Manon LeLoup is, or who the fuck she thinks she is, I just know she’s naked for some shit called SCANDINAVIA and that’s good enough for me, you see I like tits, I like naked, I like it all….but what I like the fact that girls are always willing to get naked if you position it propoerly, or ofer enough money…meaning if a girl tells me “you’ll never see me naked you are a sick and creepy fuck”…all you have to do is hire a fashion photographer to email them saying he is working on a book, and that girl will get naked for him, hired by you, so essentially getting naked for you…then you can email her the pics and say “you just did”…so remember…if you want to get a girl naked, any girl, you can…now here’s Manon LeLoup nipple…because it is art…

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Tara Reid’s Stomach Veins of the Day

There’s nothing quite as magical as a skinny girl with fake tits in a bikini…looking like a leathery corpse…from some kind of Zombie apocalypse, which I can assume is the premise of her next NetFlix movie, and she’s just getting into Character… I mean there’s just nothing healthier on a girl than a distended belly, up on some malnourished ethiopian who eats bugs and sand, so skinny, that all you see are massive veins, only not because she’s some steroid weightlifter, but because she’s either anorexic or dying… Reminding us all to choose the party life…well into your 30s…because by 40…you’ll look awesome… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Margaux Brooke for Revs Digital of the Day

I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, you see because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, or the time they got raped or had a bad relationship, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about getting to know them on a personal level, which just brings guilt when you know you’re underpaying them for the sex you just hired them for… Unless you’re like me and have no soul, in which case…guilt and empathy don’t exist, but getting annoyed by a hookers nonsense, still does…so stick to getting naked girls…

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Emily Ratajkowski for Gone Girl of the Day

Everyone is talking about BEN AFFLECK’S DICK in Gone Girl…because I guess they are excited by some asshole’s dick..he is the new batman…when they should really be more interested in the girl who had sex with his dick after he saw how hot her tits were in that music video…and figured if she’s an “It” girl he needs to get up in “It”…just to solidify their on scream dynamic…and well putting her in a massive movie…when just last year she was an amateur nude model…getting naked for the love of getting naked… So to me watching her sex scene is really what matters in this whole thing….and as a side note…despite being a ladder climbing, egotistical, manipulative and flimsy person…she’s very nice in person…so no more hate for these tits…nothing but love…

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Keira Knightley is Boring in The Edit of the Day

BORING! But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring… I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that… Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…

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Chelsea Handler’s Topless Again of the Day

She’s fallen off the rails…and I guess in a good way – because she’s getting naked consistently for attention. I mean she’s protesting a fight I’ve been fighting for years, and that is that Nudity isn’t a big deal and the Christian run media needs to chill the fuck out… People who look at tits, still buy beer, go to movies and wear clothing when they have to. I’ve been slated a porn site that doesn’t make porn money because I am not a porn site all because I don’t edit nipples and never have in the last 10 years of doing this and never will for a advertising – because fuck them… But the rest of the world are just hypocrites. Execs cheating on their wives with tranny hookers and all that good stuff, but don’t let their brands get seen next to tits…oh no… I guess the only issue in all this is that Chelsea Handler has embraced her inner slut, that was never really a secret slut, as everyone knows being a slut is how she got on TV…only because it draws attention to her in this time of need…and her tits are fake so it’s not even like showing her own tits…but it still happened…and I guess I’m gonna pay attention…even though I really don’t care. Oh and she made her titty pic a political and Feminist statement – if PUTIN can DO IT – So Can I…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Topless For Lui

I’m so used to seeing Alessandra Ambrosio walking around in bikinis and short shorts that I totally forgot she had a real job — and no, I don’t mean being a mom, you weirdos. I mean being a world-class supermodel and instant pants fire. Luckily though, here’s Alessandra getting back to work by getting naked and sweaty for the latest issue of Lui Magazine . See, who says a job can’t be stimulating and rewarding? Because Alessandra’s is definitely working for me, at least. Continue reading