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Elsa Hosk Nude for Fashion of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret Model…who gets it..and here she is posing in what looks like a merkin…which excites me because I love bush and all fashion accessories that simulate bush…it’s the future of vagina, especially for tacky girls who laser hair removed their shit…but I also like that she’s naked and not being ruined by sweatshop made shitty quality overpriced billion dollar evil empire lingerie at Victoria’s Secret…and going back to her roots of getting naked for high concept ideas…because any reason to get naked is good enough for me….

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Lady Gaga’s Naked ass for Jeff Koons Photoshoot of the Day

The fun thing about Lady Gaga falling apart, craving attention, hoping to have a second round at the fame is that she’s exhausted all her stupid high concept ideas…and people are bored of anything crazy or wild thing that she does end up coming up with…leaving her with the basic choice of many bottom feeding girls looking to get some level of attention, noticed, a second wind…and that’s by getting naked…not because she’s hot or cuz I want to see her naked…even though I don’t mind her ass and have grabbed at it at least once while drunk before she was famous…it’s that it represents self-destruction, the end, and most importantly, it’s naked and I’ll look at any girl naked…even if she’s a horrible human being, because guess what…most naked girls are…

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Lady Gaga’s Naked ass for Jeff Koons Photoshoot of the Day

Movie Nudity Report: Don Jon, Rush, Therese, Morning

Under the Skin may have picked up a distributor, but Scarlett Johansson isn’t getting naked in theaters just yet- Don Jon (2013) only has a hint of Scarlett side-boob. Fortunately Alexis Texas , Kayden Kros , and Tori Black are all there to pick up the rack slack by going topless for Joseph Gordon-Levitt ’s directorial debut. The Formula One racing drama Rush (2013) expands wide this weekend, bringing with it T&A from Game of Thrones star Natalie Dorme r and bare boobs from Brooke Johnston and Alexandra Maria Lara . The period piece Th

Faith Picozzi Naked for Lotus Josephine of the Day

I used to fuck with Faith Picozzi on the internet, but not in a traditional sense of “Fuck With”…but in a new generation “fuck with”…because I’m old as fuck, but the girls I try to have sex with or at least eat out by feeding them false promises are not…so I gotta get down with their slang…by fuck with Faith Picozzi I mean I flirt with her with random bullshit about having faith…and wanting faith…and needing faith as long as it is a hot enough nude model making moves…by getting naked…I am a fan.

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‘Vampire Academy’: Why The Sex Was So ‘Hot And Steamy’

On our VMA All Access live stream, Zooey Deutch tells MTV News what it was like getting naked onscreen. By Emilee Lindner, with reporting by Josh Horowitz

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Maggi Caruthers for Neiman Marcus of the Day

Wow…Neiman Marcus has gone from overpriced high fashion bullshit for old ladies and taken the route of porn shop catalog…and it’s amazing. You see, I hate catalog pictures for lingerie companies as much as anyone who likes seeing half naked models in lingerie. Sure, the lingerie featured in this shit is probably expensive as fuck, but I still blame the recession for their turn towards porn, because like a girl who lost her job and has rent and kids to pay for, turning to getting naked is often the best choice… If you look close enough, unlike Victoria’s Secret, the photoshop photo editor guy who has access to all these models naked but never leaks the pics to me, didn’t edit out her little fashionable bush in some of the pics, making him today’s hero. Here are the pics…

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India Reynolds For July’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

India Reynolds is some Glamour Model who is naked doing Glamour Model bullshit for some magazine that probably doesn’t pay her much, but that gives her the exposure to get out there and get on the VIP list at all the trendy clubs she wants to go to, and gets her in a position to get knocked up by a soccer player, because like all pornstars, even if they are soft core pornstars, they use that whole getting naked thing for personal gain, usually to help them charge more for their hooking…and I’m not complaining, because I world without hookers, would be a world without women, and a world without women, would be a world built on prison rape, and a world built on prison rape would be painful for those of us who have man titties and an inability to run very fast… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Alba for the Sunday Times of the Day

Jessica Alba was in the Sunday Times and she looked pretty fucking lovely, despite not being naked enough for my liking, she’s Jessica Alba, and has never been naked enough for my liking, she always knew she was hot, and always knew that getting naked would end her appeal, so she never fucking did it. I just assumed falling off the map and having a couple of kids would have made her more desperate, only instead of taking any job she can get, now more naked because she’s eager to get back in the limelight, or even to establish herself as an actor now that she’s more comfortable being spread out on a table in front of a room full of people thanks to child birth… But instead she took the Martha’s Stewart route…you know if Martha Stewart wore evening gowns on tennis courts..

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Esme Bianco Full Frontal in Some Stephen McClure Shoot of the Day

Esme Bianco is some UK burlesque dancer, because apparently burlesque still exists, even if it is one of the dumbest things to watch, and usually performed badly by fat chicks. You probably know her from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, because I am uncomfortable with dragons, midgets and wizard shit. It just reminds me of virgin losers too much. I assume that if she’s on the show, she’s one of the girls getting naked….so this nude full frontal in a photoshoot looking amazing…may not be all that wild and exciting for you…but it is for me. I’ve posted Her tits on TV Before , but this is better.

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Plenty of Cans at Cannes

Blue is the Warmest Color has a 10-minute lesbian sex scene, Now You See Me’s Melanie Laurent has been nude 10 times, and it’s the 30th Anniversary of Beverly D’Angelo getting naked in Vacation .

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