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Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I once asked a Hollywood executive why Jennifer Lawrence got booked for all the jobs and he smiled and said “if you saw her first movie, the one she was nominated for an Academy Award for at 15, you’ll see she’s just got it…a natural talent”… That is code for “she makes us a lot of money”…. Prior to her sexting scandal that no one really cared about, I just thought she was quirky, awkward, boring…overrated…all the good stuff…but then I saw her tits and I got won over…and figure if she’s getting paid all this fucking money to be in movies, she should contractually be obligated to spread her asshole in at least one scene…that’s where she really excels. The nice thing about celebrity now, is that people are flimsy and can ruin careers overnight, giving us hope that one day, the only movies she get will involve spread asshole scenes.. The post Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Sweet Cleavage Show

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to my sources, Joy ‘s the name of Jennifer Lawrence ‘s new movie and not some event planner’s reaction to seeing how she dressed for her latest movie premiere. But I don’t know about you guys, seeing Jennifer drop this kind of white hot cleavage is currently making me and the Little Tuna pretty happy right now. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Bella Thorne’s Chipmunk Orgy

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never knew Bella Thorne had a furry fetish before, but she’s looking awfully friendly with these Chipmunks at the Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip premiere. And look, I try not to get too jealous of anyone forced to dress up in a costume like this, considering they’re probably poor wannabe actors getting paid peanuts, and I bet those things smell even worse than my sweatpants on laundry day, but if it meant getting to put my filthy paws all over Bella, sign me up. Some guys just have all the luck. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Selena Gomez’s Titty Fuel of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People are fascinated with Selena Gomez and her tits, you know trying to figure out if they are real or implants, because Mexicans never have nice full tits, it’s a genetic thing, and Hollywood chicks all have implants, it’s just the way of the land….but I am more interested in her chunky face…are those double chin implants, you know to fill yourself out…and make yourself relatable to the new generation of obese…or is it just diet, exercise, and steroids from her LUPUS… Well I guess this product placement, that you know she’s getting paid for, because subtle money grubbing isn’t really her thing, and obvious money grubbing is…demonstrates that the fat is real…. The post Selena Gomez’s Titty Fuel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras… Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret… I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land… All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is so ironic….because we all know she was a gutter celebrity coke slut…that’s the whole reason that everything went to shit for her…but now she’s getting paid to promote some toothpaste called Cocowhite… with her smile that doesn’t show how fresh and white they make her chain smoking, addict teeth…because she knows how silly this is and that when it comes to coco white…it better be cut into lines for her to hoover up her cute little gutter celebrity coke slut nose.. All this to say…I love me some Lohan….and whatever the hell she’s promoting…to help pay whatever bills and team she’s gotta pay off… The post Lindsay Lohan Being Ironic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Posted on March 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli In Marie Claire Mexico of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Bar Refaeli still exists…I just figured that she fell off the map and moved back to Israel after the whole Leonardo DiCaprio thing fell apart…because she is one of the chosen ones and doesn’t need America’s support or approval.. Or maybe, she was just getting old, tired and burnt out by getting paid 100k to do nothing all day but show up at a studio and pose…and she just had enough of it…even if it’s not like a jew to turn down money…making me think…maybe she wasn’t being offered money…because when you’re not good enough for Leo, you’re not good enough for brands…so she went and started her own….enterprising… And now she’s doing obscure market magazines, working her way back in, now well into her 30s…and I guess it’s not all that bad… The post Bar Refaeli In Marie Claire Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried’s Weird and Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried’s got a Maxi Pad Pussy… A Maxi pad pussy that Justin Long rubs his penis on and probably sticks inside… But I am a fan of her, I think she’s hot, and in her low maintenance, probably unshowered, rocking a bush because she’s lazy as fuck enough to stick with Justin Long, who I assume made a lot of money by getting paid in Apple stock rather than money when he relaunched apple as the Mac Guy you wanted to punch in the face, because why else would he be railing these babes, when you look like a human and you aren’t…just accept that life isn’t fair.. Anyway, she’s on a photoshoot, in a one piece and I’m like it, but only because I like that she pulls the Disney Scam movies, and the indy nude movies, keeping it as real while being a sell out and that in and of itself is amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried’s Weird and Amazing Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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