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There’s so many random awards shows out there, I can’t keep track of them all. But according to my sources, VH1’s got one called the Big In 2015 Awards, and they got Amber Rose and her epic MILF cleavage to show up. Anyway, I don’t know how big Amber was in 2015, but she was definitely big in my pants region. Especially after these shots. Speaking of which, that gives me a great idea for my own awards show… » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know I do a lot of posts on porn stars on this site, but forget Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton for a second, it’s time we celebrated the true professionals. Because it was the 2015 EXXXOTICA Expo in New Jersey over the weekend, and I can’t think of a better place for a bunch of sorry-looking porn actresses to meet up than in New Jersey. Anyway, luckily there’s at least a couple cuties in here, because otherwise this post was going to get really depressing. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race… The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn… Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at… The post Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a video that I assume kids and new immigrants will be watching for their American History portion of their Citizenship test. The kind of video that they should be showing in schools, to keep History interesting, because there is nothing more amazing about seeing a porn star simulate a blowjob with her cold sore while naming off a president in order of their presidency. It’s a new kind of really weird, nerdy, socially awkward fetish…that could make porn obsessed America a smarter, more informed place… The post Porn Stars Name All the Presidents for President’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Just in time for Valentine’s Day, here’s a whole bunch of porn stars talking about love for the latest video from RatedXLife . And even though some of them have a tough time with the question, I can’t laugh. Because as a blogger, I’m not really clear on what love is either. But if I know anything about love, it’s that I’m pretty sure you feel it in your pants. And also, that I love porn stars.