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Camille Grammer: I Was Set Up!

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fans of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills must wait until January 27 to hear Camille Grammer whine, bitch and moan about getting paid six figures to follow a script penned by Bravo writers. But we’ve seen a clip of this show’s reunion special and can pass along some nuggets from one of the world’s most hated reality stars. “The whole season was set up to make me look bad,” Camille tells host Andy Cohen, turning to address Kyle Richards: “You bully me all the time and I’m fed up.” Shoots back the aunt of Paris Hilton: “Quit using the buzzword of the moment.” Wow. Don’t miss this special, readers. Unless you have something better to do. Really, absolutely anything would qualify as such.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does. But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it… Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

I did a post on this Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in a Magazine last week. I had never heard of her or her stupid last name before that and that’s unfortunate, because if I did, maybe she would be getting naked for me as my mail order bride, instead of for some big modeling agency she got signed to that is totally ruining the underground sex trade by recruiting the hot ones to America before the perverts who have been saving up their allowance the last decade can get at them, leaving the perverts with a shitty talent pool to choose from, while giving us girls willing to get naked cuz it’s better than their poverty and it doesn’t even seem sleazy cuz it’s for fashion, even though getting paid to get naked is getting paid to get naked, there’s no more respectable way to do it, it’s all pretty much the same, and I doubt this bitch really cares, she’s too busy counting moeny she never thought she’d have, making this some heartfelt immigrant in America success story that works for me, thanks to the nipples. Next time, let’s hope for more vagina lip.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

I did a post on this Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in a Magazine last week. I had never heard of her or her stupid last name before that and that’s unfortunate, because if I did, maybe she would be getting naked for me as my mail order bride, instead of for some big modeling agency she got signed to that is totally ruining the underground sex trade by recruiting the hot ones to America before the perverts who have been saving up their allowance the last decade can get at them, leaving the perverts with a shitty talent pool to choose from, while giving us girls willing to get naked cuz it’s better than their poverty and it doesn’t even seem sleazy cuz it’s for fashion, even though getting paid to get naked is getting paid to get naked, there’s no more respectable way to do it, it’s all pretty much the same, and I doubt this bitch really cares, she’s too busy counting moeny she never thought she’d have, making this some heartfelt immigrant in America success story that works for me, thanks to the nipples. Next time, let’s hope for more vagina lip.

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Wesley Snipes — Pay Him, Pay Uncle Sam Too!

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Wesley Snipes — Pay Him, Pay Uncle Sam Too!

Filed under: Wesley Snipes Wesley Snipes is good at getting paid, but bad at paying his taxes — now a company that wants to work with Snipes while he’s behind bars thinks it has a work-around. Appitalism.com is putting together a mobile game where you have to try and break… Read more

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Svetlana Lazareva in her Cheap Monday Jeans of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since I am officially a fashion site now. I figure part of my responsibility to you is to introduce you to lesser known models who happen to have a name that everyone I know uses when mocking hot immigrant pussy…especially when they are pulling some pretty pornographic shots that aren’t pornographic cuz they are shot to indirectly promote some jeans company called Cheap Monday…cuz fashion is pornographic, it just the more socially acceptable variety that doesn’t involve penetration, but still features women getting paid to do virtually nothing half naked, just cuz people like the look of them and the fact that they are willing to get down to a variety of nakedness. Either way, remember this is a Fashion site….I don’t want you guys to get the wrong idea and ruin my chances at Privat Islands and Rolls Royces and Villas in the Mediterranean and whatever else it is that fashion people do.

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Rachel Uchitel Posing For Playboy

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rachel Uchitel has revealed that she has agreed to pose for Playboy which is probably the most logical step for the woman known as Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz’s mistress. No word on how much she will be getting paid but word is, it will be mostly just topless.

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Zahia Dehar the Teen Prostitute’s Outfit of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a huge fan of teenage prostitutes, mainly because when I was a teenager, getting pussy was pretty fucking impossible because the girls my age weren’t putting out, but also because she trapped three high profile European Athletes with her vagina, probably extorted them and is getting paid off by them, while getting all the fame she wants, all by the age of 18. Usually it takes a whore a few years to realize that life doesn’t really work out as easily as expected, before she actually becomes a fucking whore…..but this girl started young, cuz there’s no need to fuck around if you know where you want to be, and really there’s no upside to being a whore at 18, cuz there’s no real in scandal at that, but at 17, shit’s next level…speaking of next level, check out this outfit, sure it’s tacky as fuck, like something you’d expect on some cheesy stripper, but she’s wearing it on the street, and if you are a girl, you should do, cuz it will make leaving my house way more fun… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kate Gosselin is Not Good at Dancing

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you missed her debut performance on Monday’s Dancing with the Stars season premiere , to put it delicately, Kate Gosselin should not quit her day job. We have no idea what that is, but you get the point. Kate’s Viennese waltz was a tad stiff would be an understatement. It’s awkward just watching this. Just the same, Kate has several things going for her: There were no eliminations this week She is new to this and can’t get worse She’s getting paid, unlike Jon Gosselin She’s doing well in our poll (see below) Check out Kate’s Dancing with the Stars debut and the judges’ reaction. Sounds like she better be hitting that makeshift basement studio harder than ever … Kate Gosselin Dances Who are you rooting for on Dancing with the Stars?

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Why Is Every Celebrity Drinking Coconut Water?

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Why is every single celebrity on the planet being photographed with coconut water? They have to be getting paid, right? —LanSI, via the Answer B!tch inbox The celebrity…

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