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Britney Spears’ Mug Shot For Candies

Since she signed up to be the face of Candie’s , Britney Spears has been in a few pretty sexy/sweet ad campaigns… This is not one of them. This picture looks more like the mug-shot of someone caught shooting cats with a BB gun than a famous popstar selling shoes

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Britney Spears’ Mug Shot For Candies

Greg Brady’s Ex-Lady: I’m No Knife-Wielding Nut Job!

Greg, Greg, Greg.

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Greg Brady’s Ex-Lady: I’m No Knife-Wielding Nut Job!

Do Celebs Get Paid to Tweet About Products?

I have to say I am disappointed to hear that celebs are getting paid to tweet about products. Are you kidding me?

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Pirelli Calendar Launch Party of the Day

It seems weird to launch a topless calendar that has a reputation of being the only calendar worth having even in an era when calendars are obsolete without having topless chicks, but Terry Richardson was there because he shot the shit and he’s the leader in hipster photography that pretty much borders pornography but instead of seducing drunk hipster chicks to get naked in his loft after doing coke and drinking in a dive bar all night, he’s getting paid millions to take this shit of models looking like the slummy bitches he picks up in bars and does coke with all night. He is the reason for American Apparel ads because they ripped him off and I”m sure some of you jerk off to girls who look like they smell and have big bushes so you probably like him and let’s just hope his Pirelli shit is substantially less boring than their party. Here are some pics of the Pirelli Calendar…….

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Pirelli Calendar Launch Party of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Stays in Shape Because That’s All She Has Going For Her of the Day

By some weird miracle, Ashley Tisdale has a career in entertainment, and not as the ugly awkward chick, but the hot chick, when I look at this bitch, I think someone with this face, should never get a job based on getting paid to be watched by people, not even in the stripper or porn world, I just see her as more of a phone type, maybe an office 9 to 5er and not someone won TV or in movies and I am saying this based on her face, even after she got her nose job. I guess that means she’s got a family member in the industry…but at least she’s focused on keeping in shape, because in the USA being skinny goes a lot farther than it used to, since most pussy is obese, making her almost the prize hen she wants to be….all while feeding her sweatpants to her anus. What can’t this bitch accomplish?! The answer….nothing

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Ashley Tisdale Stays in Shape Because That’s All She Has Going For Her of the Day

Whitney Port’s Stupid Pinhead and Skinny Legs of the Day

Whitney Port has a little lookin pinhead of a head and I guess that may explain why she’s retarded, you know, not enough room for her brain to grow to its full potential or some shit, not that I know if she’s even retarded, I’ve never seen The Hills, I just know I hate it and I also know she gets paid big bucks to be on it, which is better than being a retard in life without getting paid and the whole thing just leads me to believe that maybe I’m the retard, despite my head being of normal size and from past experience most retards actually have really big fucking heads, so my logic is totally wrong, so maybe you should just look at her legs and masturbate, if you’re into skinny awkward lookin’ things.

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Cop Assualts his Twin Brother’s Girlfriend of the Day

I love this story of a twin brother doin’ the old “switcharoo” with his brother’s girlfriend, pretty much a reason why we’ve all wanted to be twins at least once in our lives, that and the fact that being a twin allows you to fuck yourself and not be considered gay, but masturbation but that’s a whole other perk I don’t really feel like getting into and will just save for the Good Charlotte sisters to tell you about in their memoirs….or for the other twin in this story to tell you all about because he’s got a cowboy tattooed on his ass making he question why he had a girlfriend in the first place…. I love that this girl is complaining about the whole thing like the second she found out the guy she was seeing had a twin she didn’t want to get gangbanged by both of them at the same time, you know always wondering if they really are exactly the same, I know if I was dating twins, that’d be my biggest concern, hell, if I was dating someone with a sister that’d be my biggest concern, hell, if I was dating someone with female friends or teenage stepdaughters or even a decent looking grandmother that’d be my biggest concern.

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Cop Assualts his Twin Brother’s Girlfriend of the Day

The Lighting Girl on the Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

I am in love with the lighting girl cuz she is pretty much a nobody who is probably not getting paid much and is just happy to be in a photographer’s assistant job that flew her to fuckin’ St Barth for a week where she is forced to be around models who get all kinds of attention all day and who everyone are constantly praising meaning she feels a little insecure, maybe even like a benchwarmer or riding in the back fuckin’ seat, pretty much taking away from the amazing opportunity she has and turning her into a typical catty girl with something to prove on the attack, making her nice and fuckin’ easy cuz dick is the short term remedy to feeling shitty about yourself when you’re a girl…even though her ass looks all right to me…

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The Lighting Girl on the Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day