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Famous Gay Couples We Want to See Tie The Knot [Imaginary Weddings]

A California judge ruled yesterday that preventing gays from getting married is unconstitutional . But nothing in Cali matters until a celebrity does it! Here are the brides-and-brides and grooms-and-grooms we’d like to see exercising their new right to wed. More

It’s Time for Lady Gaga to Go Away [Overexposure]

The onslaught of Lady Gaga has been fast and ubiquitous, and her Vanity Fair cover has the publicity machine working overtime. We love you, Gaga, but if you want to keep the love alive, you need to take a break. More

Steve Jobs’ Secret Porn Experience [Mysteries]

Steve Jobs has championed ” freedom from porn ,” because, he suggests, pornography harms kids. But a technology broadcaster said he spent a porny weekend with Jobs—and Jobs’ young family. More

Place Your Bets in Our Lindsay Lohan Jailbird Betting Pool [Contests]

As we speak, Lindsay Lohan is settling into Lynwood’s Century Regional Detention Center . (With a new, smirking mug shot to boot.) How many days will she actually serve? How much will her first post-jail interview fetch? Join our betting pool. More

Sarah Palin Invents New Word: ‘Refudiate’ [Language]

If there’s one thing that’s wrong with the English language, it’s that there just aren’t enough words. Luckily for all of us, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin invented a new one this weekend, and then compared herself to Shakespeare. More

What Famous Writer Does Mel Gibson Sound Like? [Comparisons]

Have you seen this website, I Write Like ? It’s pretty simple: You paste some text, it “analyzes” the writing, and matches it to a famous author. So who does Mel Gibson rant like? What if I told you Margaret Atwood? More

Facebook’s Assets Frozen Over Insane Legal Claim [Lawsuits]

A New York Supreme Court justice blocked Facebook from transferring any assets, so a wood pellet distributor from Wellsville, New York can press his case that he’s the real inventor of the social network. This is crazy on many levels. More

Why People Aren’t Going to Concerts Anymore [Music]

Ticket sales for all the concerts in the country combined has dropped to a new low, and many big-name acts are under-performing. How could this happen? Maybe because all the bands are old and no one wants to see them. More

Sorry, America, None of These Things Are Sports [Listicle]

Nathan’s annual Hot Dog Eating Contest takes place on July 4th. With all the speculation about the contestants , let’s get one thing clear: Competitive eating is not a sport. Here are some other activities that should stop pretending they’re athletics. More

A Straight Person’s Guide to Gay Pride [The Gays]

If you are a opposite-gender lover you may not know this is Gay Pride Weekend in New York. You should come join the party! But first, here are a few things you need to know before joining the fun. More