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Hey, Jennifer Lopez, Don’t Let the Door Hit You in the Famous Ass on Your Way Out [Buh-bye]

She hasn’t had a good song or a hit movie in years, and now her record label dropped her and the opening of her new movie has been repeatedly pushed back . It’s official, J to the Lo. You’re done. Her story was always an appealing one. A Latina from the Bronx who started off as a fly girl on In Living Color who pulled herself up by her boob straps and became famous thanks to hard work, talent, and a famous bedonkadonk. She made her splash starring in the Selena biopic, earned critical plaudits for her role in Steven Soderbergh’s Out of Sight in 1998, and was a box office hit in The Wedding Planner and Maid in Manhattan . Her real downfall, however, was a little thing called Bennifer that was on the cover of every tabloid every week for months in the earlier part of the last decade, kicking off the “let’s combine celebrity couples names into a cute nickname” phenomenon that just won’t die. That wasn’t her first round in the tabloids, of course. After all, she dated Sean Puffy Combs and was embroiled in his “carrying a gun in public” brouhaha, but this time something different. It was all her and Ben Affleck all the time. Everywhere. Every detail of their lives, their courtship, their disgusting togetherness. It just went on and on and on. Then they broke up and dropped the horrible Gigli and The Jersey Girl into our laps. They were the kind of critical and box office turds that, even if you can wash the actual filth of them off, the stink is going to follow you around for years. Starting then, we were no longer fooled by the rocks that she got, and it was a quick nose dive. Other than when she tortured LL Cool J with some weird za za za za sounds, her albums were so forgettable, we don’t even remember them coming out (however, her single “Louboutins” was so horrible we will never forget to hate it and it did produce one unforgettable fall at the AMAs). And her movies? Turkeys all. Monster-In-Law was so-so, but Shall We Dance , An Unfinished Life , and El Cantante , her salsa vanity project with now husband Marc Anthony , were all travesties. And if the release date shuffle is any indication The Back-Up Plan is going to be no saving grace either. So, sorry, Ms. Lopez, we’re through with you. You can’t sell a track and you can’t open a film. Also, you’re bland, boring, and otherwise not as talented as plenty of the other people who are competing for our ever-diminishing attention. We’re not going to care about your movies or songs. We’re not going to read about your babies or break-ups. We’re not doing to follow the “10 Steps to JLo’s Butt” article in Shape . You’re over. We are taking away your star status. You can go ahead and continue selling your horrible perfume(s) and a bunch of crazy diehard fans will lap it up and still love you. As far as the rest of us goes, you’re through. I’d like to say it’s been fun, but it really never has been. And I’m pretty glad that it’s over. [ Image via Getty ]

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Are Olympic Families the Weirdest Families Ever?

Last night we saw at least two sets of sibling Olympians, leading us to wonder (as we’ve been wondering things all Olympics long ): Musn’t families of multiple Olympic competitors be, like, really really intense? OK, well in the case of bronze medalist in moguls Shannon Bahrke and her aerialist brother Scotty (why so many dudes named Scotty in these games?), they’re just ski bums from Tahoe, which isn’t uncommon in families from that neck of the woods. But while the parents Bahrke watched most of their friends’ kids put down the poles and move on to other things, lil’ Shannon and Scotty just kept bounding up those slopes, over and over and over again. Years of competition and then the crazy-pot pressure of the Olympics. You’re spending a lot of time standing wearing a jester hat and ringing a cowbell while one of your kids, who can remember which one at this point, comes plummeting and flipping down a mountain. The whole family talks, eats, and poops snow. All snow, all day long. (And coffee .) And what about these much ewwwwed-at brother/sister ice dancing pairs? How about being their parents? “Oy, where are Sinead and John ?” (above) “Oh, you know, off doing their ice twirling.” Over and over and over again they are out there doing their strange simulated ice-sex. I’d imagine with one Olympian in the family, the other, non-athlete kids would be a somewhat refreshing break. “And how’s being a normal person treating you, Andy?,” etc. But when multiple offspring are pursuing an Olympics-focused sport, especially one as inscrutable as ice dancing, your family must get pretty weird, pretty fast, peaking in weirdness every four years. All that talk of wild costumery and groping mingling with familial and, sure, national reputations to uphold. OK, maybe this post is just an excuse to put up that creepy groping picture, but whatever. For some reason non-Olympic athlete families, the Mannings of American futbol let’s say, seem like they had an intense upbringing, sure, but they’ve also now got the comfort of millions upon millions of dollars to help deem it all worth it. The great gliding Kerrs who moved across an ocean to train together? They’ve got 8th place and a wealth of really peculiar moments on a skating rink. “You and Uncle John used to do what?”

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How Awkward Is the Olympic Village?

Watching the brave dudes of ice dancing last night (jovial Agosto! dashing Moir!) and then considering the rowdy antics of snowboarders , we got to wondering: What is it like when two very different athletes meet in the Olympic Village? Because, you know, in our fantasy imaginings of how the Village goes down, American teammates are constantly saying hello to each other, the way that two Chinatown buses passing each other going opposite ways on the highway always seem to honk and wave. Same recognizes same, especially in such a faraway and isolated a country as Canada. So while little Scott Lago is getting his bronze polished by some adoring young lady, what does does he say when this young fellow walks by: That’s US ice dancer Evan Bates , a cheery-looking lad who might have a lot in common with Lago, who knows! But when you consider just their respective sports, which probably all come weighted with different social currency in the strange biodome of the Olympics, does a baggy panted snow flipper have much to say to a be-chaps’d ice glider? Probably they just ignore each other mostly — after all, they’ve important events to focus on — but imagining these two disparate winter people thrown together and making awkward small talk is, well, kinda funny. Holy fucking update: From Evan Bates’ Twitter : Duuuuude! How stoned *were* they?

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The Winter Olympics Are the Best Olympics

So the Vancouver Winter Olympics start tonight , and, awful incidents aside , I am pretty fucking excited. What’s that? The Winter games suck? Can’t hold a candle to the Summer? Well, Nancy Naysayer, I beg to differ. I have to admit that a large part of my love for the Winter Games is sentimental. The first Olympics I really remember watching — sat on the couch every night and marveled at the variety of countries and weird little snow sports and, most of all, the swirling drama of the ice skating rink — were the Albertville games in ’92. Sure Barcelona intrigued me later that summer (remember when both games were in the same year?? Crazy!), but Albertville truly captured my heart. There was that horse-jawed wonder Kristi Yamaguchi who skated to a gold while future stars like Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan nipped at her heels. And there was Paul Wylie, that tuft-headed Harvard grad (ohhh a Boston connection!) who glided and hopped to a silver in the men’s icecapades. My mother told me all about the great Italian skiing star Alberto Tomba and we watched him together, trundling down the mountain to win what would be his last Olympic gold. Plus there were ski jumpers and lugers (hopefully safe-and-sound ones), cartoony looking sports that I’d never seen before. They were my first Olympics and thus the best ones, and they’ve endeared the Winter games to me permanently. That Lillehammer came just two short years later to help shore up the snow-madness (Why me? Why me???) certainly didn’t hurt matters. But there’s also something a little less personal about why I love the Winter. Sure the Summer games have way more events, and feature somewhat more relatable sports, but for me that almost makes them a bit too familiar, too colloquial. No, I don’t often go flipping off of narrow beams or see people jumping between two uneven bars when walking down the street, but we’ve all swam before, we’ve all run, and we’ve probably seen someone throw a javelin at a high school track meet. But the Winter games feel more rarefied, they’re stranger and more hinged on circumstances, on climate and place. Does that, by cruel trick of geography, make the Winter games pretty lily-white? Yes, unfortunately. (Though who can forget the magnificent Surya Bonaly??) But that unpleasant fact aside, the sports at hand feel more like an odd human accomplishment, a sign of people taking hard and icy and snowy situations and making the best of them, strapping two planks to their feet and going flying. Humans persevere in harsh conditions and here’s a fun way to celebrate that. I like that quaintness and ingenuity. It feels slightly more special and small than the big grand-stand Summer games (which, obviously, I am wholeheartedly obsessed with as well). Plus in the golden years of my Olympic boyhood, the Winter games were in quaint little European hamlets that may as well have been from a fairytale. A bunch of internationals coming together every four years, with turgid pomp, to do wacky things on ice and snow? Yes, absolutely, sign me up. It was like Ice World from Mario 3 made manifest. The Winter Olympics could never be in Boston (sorry, Wachusett), so they just seemed all the more magical. The world is terribly big and terribly strange and isn’t that wonderful, is what the TV said to me for those two weeks in ’92. But mostly, guys, it’s the skating. I mean, the skating . Agony, ecstasy, crazy music, crazier clothes. That’s a sport I can really get behind.

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Cornell Braces for Deadhead Hippie Invasion

Cornell students just received an email from the University Police, warning them about an imminent, and dangerous, threat to their safety: Deadheads. Hey, we’d be nervous too. Looks like there’s a concert on campus this weekend by the jam-band Furthur, which was started by former Grateful Dead members Bob Weir and Phil Lesh. So you know what that means. The Deadheads—with their pot-smoking, dredlock-sporting, VW van-driving ways—are coming, and they’ve got nowhere to stay. So the police are concerned that “this particular group of fans will set up camp wherever they can and will certainly avail themselves to the warmth of any open building.” Which, you know, might happen! Because they are dirty hippies . The letter—reproduced in full below—was sent out to the Cornell Greek community, probably because everyone knows sorority houses are warm and comfy and would definitely be places where dirty hippies would try to park their vans, if you know what I mean. To Cornell Greek Community: This Sunday, February 14th there will be a concert hosted in Barton Hall featuring a band called Further [ sic ]. This band in part has members from the old Grateful Dead band and will certainly generate an active crowd of what are affectionately referred to as “Deadheads”. This fan base is very loyal to the Grateful Dead and their remaining members. We are confident that they will be showing up in large numbers as early as this Friday. Our concern is that this particular group of fans will set up camp wherever they can and will certainly avail themselves to the warmth of any open building. Even if they do not have tickets to the venue, they will still come in the hopes of gaining access to the concert, and they will be seeking shelter from the elements over the weekend. Please be extra vigilant in securing your buildings this Friday and throughout the weekend. If you have staff working in the buildings over the weekend, please request that they secure their areas and report any persons who look like they may not belong in their building to the Cornell Police at 255-1111 or if an emergency; 911. Thank you for your help and support to keep your facilities safe! Sgt. Philip D. Mospan Coordinator, Office of Professional Development Cornell University Police G-2 Barton Hall Ithaca, NY 14853-1701 T- 607-[redacted] F- 607-[redacted] http://www.cupolice.cornell.edu/ [Photo via Flickr/zombieite ]

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The Alexander McQueen Tributes

Alexander McQueen ‘s death has inspired an outpouring of tributes from the fashion world. (Also, thanks to Kate Moss, we learned his real first name.) Anna Wintour’s statement: “We are devastated to learn of the death of Alexander McQueen, one of the greatest talents of his generation. He brought a uniquely British sense of daring and aesthetic fearlessness to the global stage of fashion. In such a short career, Alexander McQueen’s influence was astonishing – from street style, to music culture and the world’s museums. His passing marks an insurmountable loss.” WSJ Magazine editor-in-chief Tina Gaudoin recalls that McQueen interrupted his first interview with her in the mid-’90s to feed his dog half a Big Mac. He was “a man who could take a silhouette and subvert it with his unique combination of tailoring and extravagance,” Gaudoin writes. Washington Post fashion critic Robin Givhan writes that McQueen “represented the kind of volatile imagination that transforms clothes into a cultural tapestry, intensely personal therapy and political provocation.” In The New York Times , Eric Wilson notes that McQueen was “a tailor of the highest order, making impeccably shaped suits that were also surprisingly commercial.” The NYT ‘s Cathy Horyn writes on the Runway blog that McQueen “was enormously creative and intelligent – and funny and rude and fearless. He said what he thought – a rarity in the fashion establishment – and very often he could wind you up, toy with you, pull a bit of wool over your wide, innocent eyes.” Vanity Fair ‘s David Kamp recalls interviewing McQueen and Isabella Blow (“Issie,” he calls her) in 1996 for the magazine’s Cool Britannia issue, writing that the pair had a “mercy, loopy eloquence… at the end of the day, they were not fashionista cartoon characters but human beings whose lives contained as much drudgery and hard work as they did fabulousness and plumage.” Tommy Hilfiger says McQueen “was a young genius who crossed between Couture and Punk Rock with reverence.” Kate Moss is sad , but doesn’t want people to think that people can start ringing her up for comments on McQueen’s death: “Kate is shocked and devastated at the tragic loss of her dear friend Lee McQueen. Her thoughts are with his family at this sad time. We would also ask that Kate’s privacy is respected.” McQueen’s first show, in the early ’90s, was in a run-down London warehouse; the theme was Hitchcock’s The Birds ; and he introduced his famous “bumsters” pants, a Harper’s Bazaar editor recalls. Marc Jacobs CEO Robert Duffy Tweeted that he and Jacobs were crying earlier today, and told each other how much they love each other. Blackbook put together a list of some of McQueen’s most iconic designs and moments, including the lobster claw shoe and when Michelle Obama wore his clothes. Marie Claire fashion director Nina Garcia said, “We have lost one of the most talented and visionary designers of our time.” And Marie Claire EIC Joanna Coles called him “greatly talented and complicated.”

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The New York Snow Day

Nothing has ever really happened until it’s happened in New York , so today marks the first big snowstorm of the year. Forget that DC bullshit over the weekend. This is the real-deal. Here are some photos documenting the historic event. Doesn’t look like much yet, but it’s piling up! via Flickr So many pedestrian accidents today. via Flickr “They like it because the snow hides their poopy shame.” via Flickr Looking at that guy, I am glad to be lying in bed right now. via Flickr GET IT?? via Flickr Isn’t this how The Brave One started? Watch out, Sayid! via Getty The gayest man in Times Square. via Getty Where’s his rifle? via Getty A job I am glad to not have. via Getty Who walks through Central Park in the middle of the day anyway? via Getty Kids have no school and they get stuck tromping around Times Square in a blizzard? Unfortunate. via Getty Auditioning for a Dunkin’ Donuts commercial. via Getty The storm gathers. via Getty Why owning a car sucks. via Flickr Weird stuff going down last night. via AP LaGuardia. You are never getting home. via AP

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The iPad Tweet That Enraged Steve Jobs?

There was inevitably some cultural friction when Apple’s secretive CEO took his new iPad around to New York’s professionally indiscreet media . Exhibit A is a single tweet from a Wall Street Journal editor, which purportedly made Steve Jobs go ballistic: The Journal ‘s online executive editor Alan Murray quickly deleted the Feb. 4 tweet, which, it is now obvious, was issued during Apple CEO Jobs’ show-and-tell with select Journal staff. A tipster told us the deletion ultimately traces back to a furious Jobs. We asked Murray for comment, and he wrote back “I would love to talk about this, but can’t.” In a later email, he added: I will say that Apple’s general paranoia about news coverage is truly extraordinary— but that’s not telling you anything you didn’t already know. Indeed, Apple is a notoriously tight-lipped company, particularly under Jobs, and is constantly trying to control the flow of news about its product. Apple sued a teenaged blogger who published scoops about unreleased products; it lied about Jobs’ health problems; Jobs called a New York Times columnist a ” slime bucket ” for writing about said health problems; and an employee of key Apple contractor Foxconn had his apartment illegally searched after losing an iPhone prototype (he later committed suicide amid intense pressure from his employer). If Jobs did give Murray a tongue lashing — his withering verbal abuse is infamous — the editor can console himself with the knowledge that this is is an especially touchy time of year for the paranoiac. And not just because of the pressures of shepherding and unveiling a new product. At Jobs’ meeting at the Times , the CEO was mostly on point, painting a utopian picture of happy future world awash in iPads. But at one juncture in the meeting, we hear, he took a detour, telling assembled newspaper staff that he gets tons of hate mail from people whenever he launches a new product — people who have never even used it, including angry Apple “fans.” Jobs reportedly described the mail as “really nasty stuff… [things] like ‘Fuck you and your family.'” It sounds like Jobs has been fighting this sort of backlash his whole career, judging from this 1994 Rolling Stone interview: “I’ve always been attracted to the more revolutionary changes. I don’t know why. Because they’re harder. They’re much more stressful emotionally. And you usually go through a period where everybody tells you that you’ve completely failed.” Of course, “fuck you and your family” sound less like fanboys than regretful stock speculators. That’s the sort of e-note to go ballistic over. (Updates: Added background on Apple secrecy, R olling Stone quote.)

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David Paterson Has Not Resigned Today

New York Gov. David Paterson consulted with “key Democratic leaders” over the weekend to discuss either a) his imminent resignation pending a New York Times report that he is a corrupt snuggling swinger or b) just talk about stuff. Paterson has been battling maddeningly vague rumors that the Times is on the verge of publishing a career-ending story detailing either previously undisclosed marital infidelities or some sort of official corruption that will cause him to immediately resign. Today the Associated Press reports that Paterson spent the weekend in meetings and on phone calls with Democratic leaders , apparently prepping them for the fallout: A Democrat close to the situation, though, said the meetings included discussions about whether Paterson would resign or announce he will not run because of the unsubstantiated claims in the whisper campaign surrounding the governor’s behavior. The Democrat spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue. Paterson’s spokeswoman told the AP that the calls were routine fundraising and strategy sessions. She also told Gawker yesterday that the mythical Times story does in fact exist, and that it’s a perfectly normal boring profile for Metro. In the exceedingly likely event that Paterson’s spokeswoman is lying while desperately trying to forestall the inevitable, several possible scenarios have emerged: There’s the swinging thing, which is buttressed by recent stories in the New York Post about a state trooper on the governor’s security detail discovering Paterson “snuggling together” with an unidentified woman in a closet and Paterson being spotted “neck-kissing” a young lady in a New Jersey restaurant. There’s also a rather run-of-the-mill corruption angle: Paterson recently delivered a contract to run a casino at the Aqueduct racetrack in Queens to a company that Queens politico Rev. Floyd Flake partly owns, after which Flake met with Paterson to discuss a possible endorsement for Paterson’s re-election bid . The Post ‘s Fred Dicker writes today that many of Paterson’s aides consider the Aqueduct deal “corrupt” and are threatening to quit over it , and that Paterson’s “poor work habits and late-night, booze-fueled ‘disappearances’ at trendy nightclubs and undisclosed locations” have wrecked his staff’s confidence. Meanwhile, GOP gubernatorial candidate Rick Lazio can’t stand the suspense anymore, and has issued a statement calling for the Times to—as the Albany Times-Union puts it— “print or get off the pot” : “The rumors about the Governor are a sad reflection of Albany politics,” Lazio said. “No public official deserves to be the subject of over a week of innuendo and nasty speculation. If the New York Times is working on or has a story then they should confirm or print it. If they do not, then they have an obligation to stop this rumor mongering right now. Common decency demands it.” UPDATE: Politico’s Ben Smith reports that the Times is set to interview Paterson tomorrow .

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Blind Sided: Your Oscar Nominations Are In

Well, not your nominations.

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