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Scary Crucifixion Rituals Around the World [Easter]

Easter is the best holiday for sadists, as Catholics worldwide bloody themselves imitating the passion of Christ, just like Mel Gibon’s torture porno with that name. It’s also rural Filipinos’ annual season of infamy, for literally nailing themselves to crosses. More

Bruce Springsteen Alleged to Be Ass Man in Divorce Papers [I’m On Fire]

Bruce Springsteen is so Jersey, he met his alleged mistress at a gym, where he would stand behind her on the treadmill and watch her “nicest ass” churn, according to court papers from the woman’s divorce. More

Exclusive: The Book Proposal for Larry Flynt’s History of Presidential Sex [History]

A tipster sent us the proposal for One Nation Under Sex , Larry Flynt ‘s forthcoming history of White House coitus . And it’s not bad! Did you know that “George Washington was a famous swordsman in more ways than one”? You’ll be happy to know that One Nation will be “academically sourced,” so Flynt’s claims that Abraham Lincoln and James Buchanan were gay and that Louis Brandeis got his Supreme Court sear by blackmailing Woodrow Wilson over a mistress are totally true. You can read the whole thing below. Flynt doesn’t offer any bombshells—it’s more of a breezy overview of old rumors about what George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, John F. Kennedy, and others did and didn’t do with their penises. (Sadly, the word “Nixon” appears nowhere in the document.) And it promises a polemic on how once “Americans finally realize that we really do live in One Nation Under Sex , I’m confident we will be able to fulfill the promise of the Pledge of Allegiance.” Flynt compares the book to Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States , but we’re pretty sure Zinn never wrote sentence like this: “How did this president from Pennsylvania become so proslavery? In two words: Gay Love.” History comes alive!

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Martha Stewart: Road-Raging Guinea Pig Eater [Books]

Martha Stewart ‘s (former) friend Mariana Pasternak has just released her backstabby tell-all book The Best of Friends: Martha and Me . We have culled some of its bitchy allegations for your reading pleasure! Today: Martha drives dangerously, is insane about animals. Martha Stewart is allegedly not only a dangerous driver, but a vindictive one: And she likes to holler! The death of Martha Stewart’s dog allegedly drove her past the edge of sanity: Martha Stewart allegedly made her author friend’s children eat sweet, sweet guinea pigs, on a trip they all took to Peru: [Martha: please email us at once with your side of the story. Because we have more excerpts from this book to post soon! Also, choose nicer friends.]

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The Smug Reign of John Krasinski Is About to Begin [Catch A Rising Star]

We’re sorry, but it’s coming. Rumor is that the shaggy Office star has the role of Captain America pretty much in the bag . It’d be “a multi-film deal,” which means Jim Halpert is about to get big . This is bad. Look, as actors go, Krasinki is mostly fine . He’s certainly better than an Ashton Kutcher or a Dane Cook. Of the current crop of shaggy-sarcastic funnymen, Krasinksi is definitely not the worst. But his whole hangdog cutie shtick has gotten unbearably tired and downright smug on The Office of late, and his equally grating work in movies like Leatherheads and It’s Complicated — mugging to the camera, oddly broad comedy strokes — have shown that his range doesn’t extend much past the whole cute guy you don’t notice until you do and then you really dooooo acting style. And though Captain America does begin as a nerdy little art student, pretty soon he’s buff and shield-wielding. We don’t see that really working with this muppetish fellow. And besides, the real problem isn’t Krasinski playing the hero in some comic movie that probably won’t be good. It’s that the series could make him a bonafide star , which means more gangly manboy to come — in sadsack modern dramas, in corn-blue romantic comedies, in paranoid urban thrillers. Krasinski is suited well for the small box, and now it seems that he could soon be foisted upon our megaplexes like a great messy-haired American Gerard Butler, an idea that sends an ironic slacker chill through our bones. [ Photo via Getty Images ]

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Inside the Low-Paying Cheezburger Empire [Cubicle Culture]

Ben Huh ‘s media startup is focused on LOLcats and other internet animal memes. Things are less cute behind the scenes, where underpaid and overworked humans lurk, according to several company veterans who answered our recent request for information . Cheezburger Network might be the internet’s largest “meme aggregator,” according to Wired , with upwards of $4 million per year gleaned from other people’s pet pictures, supplied to the company for free. But that doesn’t mean the 30 or so employees share fairly in the bounty; as we reported last week, Huh has blogged about proudly offering jobs at Seattle’s minimum wage of $8.55 or slightly higher, at $10. Those low wages permeate the company, insiders and their associates tell us, with some former workers also describing worker misclassification unpaid overtime. On the bright side, it sounds like people have fun with their co-workers, as even some detractors tell us, and one employee wrote in to say his experience at Cheezburger Network beat the pants off her/his (other?) minimum wage jobs — not exactly a high bar, but, given the state of the economy, a practical one. After hearing from seven different people, most of them current or former employees or contractors of Huh’s, we’ve broken their comments down into a few categories below (some sources have multiple quotes). We’ve also included a company-wide memo Huh sent to his staff about our original post, saying he wanted to “solve” any labor issues. Hey Huh: If you’re feeling reformist, we know another Web publisher who might be able to lend you some guidance . Pay and overtime Former worker: In 2009 I made less than $15,000 and would have had to pay a couple hundred dollars to the IRS if it weren’t for a friend who is a crafty accountant/tax preparer. Current worker: I’m paid hourly, but am encouraged to never bill more than 30 hours a week, although I routinely work 40 to 45 hours. If I could find a place that would pay me fairly, I would do it .. but right now, you take the work you can find. Yet another tipster said Cheezburger Network expects staff and/or contractors to work “extensive hours without overtime pay,” a statement we quoted in our last post. Work status Former worker: Huh’s practice of paying “contract employees” is borderline illegal and I’d love to nail his ass to the wall for it. The work that he has his employees doesn’t fall under the qualifications listed on WA state’s contract employee Web page. Another former worker: I can confirm you’re right [with statements in prior post]. Not only was the pay slightly higher than minimum (some positions were outsourced to another country altogether), but he’s skating a fine line between employees and contractors—we did have regular assignments, we did have our own desks, and working from home wasn’t acceptable—in short, most of the things that would cause the IRS to classify one as a regular employee. But in a crap economy, who’s going to report this? Office culture He is shrewd and cheap and I recommend staying away from Cheezburger HQ if you value your sanity and pocket book… The co-workers at Cheezburger are fun, cool people, but Huh and his wife (who is the HR Manager), have a stifling presence in the office and aren’t shy about letting you know whether or not you’re in good or poor favor with them. Someone else: We are expected to be available at all hours, work off the clock and receive very few benefits. Didn’t work for the company: I know someone who interviewed for one of their open jobs. Minimum wage, no benefits, a surprisingly hostile interview that asked what the applicant’s “biggest fail” was without also asking them to describe their career successes, might have been a cute reference to failblog but came off like a retail job “personality” test question. The office was a bunch of workers crammed together at long high school cafeteria-looking tables, not even a cubefarm’s worth of personal space. Happy camper enjoys coworkers, lack of feces and punching: 1. Do I feel exploited, no; 2. Do I work a lot, yes… I love my job, I like coming in to work and I love the people I work with…. Reading through the Gawker article didn’t really anger me; I would describe my response as irritated. The irritation stemmed from the over-inflated sense of entitlement the spy had. I worked crappy retail cause I needed to pay rent and my ever expanding bar tabs, those jobs paid worse, had more hazard and conflict and caused a sense of self loathing that will probably never go away (I imagine it’s a similar sensation with herpes)….. Most of my previous work experience was spent drifting from one retail job to then next, trying to avoid cleaning up other peoples feces, getting punched by the elderly and sworn at by children. Hypocrisy (alleged!) Huh is also stingey about giving his employees learning opportunities. Even when there were relevant conferences in the city of Seattle, Huh wouldn’t send his employees, however, he wasn’t shy about bragging to the office that he was flying to San Fran, LA, or New York for the day to do an interview or meet with an investor. If you really want to talk about a slap in the face, you should ask Huh how much money he spent on booze for Fail Blog fans at the FOWA meet-up in London in 2008 and the Fail Blog night in Seattle later that year. Combined, he probably spent more on those parties than what one of his contract employees makes in 6 months. HuhYou ca response The email Huh sent to staff: You can also read the CEO’s comments in this contentious TechFlash thread from February . In it, Huh says he has lost (as of February) only four employees out of 30 in the past two years, counting both voluntary and involuntary departures. That’s not bad considering how little Huh pays at least some of his workers, but it remains to be seen if he’ll fare so well when the unemployment rate falls significantly from the present 10 percent . Some excerpts: ( Top picture: Huh and his wife Emily, who also works at the company. Getty Images )

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March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion [Gallery]

The most important day in the gay calendar, Oscar Sunday is important not only for the glorious shining awards handed out to a lucky few. There’s also the dresses! Here are some red carpet low/highlights. All images via Getty Anna Kendrick doesn’t look like Fritzi anymore. Amanda Seyfried : “It’s that whole country club formal dinner napkin look that I’ve always loved.” Zoe Saldana : “I’m doing a whole ‘Under the Sea’ musical number with Vera Farmiga.” Vera Farmiga : “Yeah, I don’t know. I was drunk.” Mo’Nique ‘s blue heaven. Zac Efron would like to borrow your daughter for a moment. True Blood ‘s Deborah Ann Woll promises to do better next time. The always-poised Sigourney Weaver struggles to remain calm as red carpet devours her. If it worked for Jason Smith, 1995 Midland High School Prom King, Jeremy Renner figures this lucky shimmer-tie will work for him. Maggie Gyllenhaal is so hip she’s wearing Urban Outfitters curtains to the Academy Awards. Tinker Bell not the same since spending the summer at her goth cousin’s house. (That’s Carey Muligan , slowly disappearing from the boobs up.) Diane Kruger run over by band of unruly teenagers on their Huffys. Sandra Bullock ‘s lovely look for the 1994 Golden Globes. Who invited Miley Cyrus to the Oscars? Sarah Jessica Parker came dressed as an elaborate birdbath. Kinda wish Tina Fey would change her spots. Is Molly Ringwald there for John Hughes-related reasons? It’s a shame that Penelope Cruz is so ugly and dresses so terribly. Rachel McAdams is beginning to realize that driving that truck full of water colors down a bumpy road while wearing her Oscar dress wasn’t such a good idea. All hail the Queen Latifah . Hasn’t Helen Mirren worn this dress before? Tonight is the debut of the new clothing line Vagina Explosion by J. Lo Charlize Theron traveled to the show on a gust of wind. Look out behind you, Gabourey Sidibe ! The plants! They’re attacking! Meryl Streep : If you bring the bathrobe back after the Oscars, does the hotel still charge you for it? Charlize Theron take two: It’s Edvard Munch meets that Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover.

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Apple Only Wants 16+ Year-Olds Working Its Dodgy Sweatshops [Evil Corporations In Action]

Apple products are made in factories that regularly employ young teenagers, constantly work people more than 60 hours per week, and falsify records to cover up their misdeeds. That’s according to the shameless gossiping muckrakers at… uh, Apple Inc. The company’s brightly-named ” Supplier Responsibility 2010 Progress Report ” ( PDF ) contains some dark information about the contractors who actually make Apple products, mostly overseas and mostly in China. Like workers who were really 15 when they were supposed to be at least…. uh, 16, the ideal age for anyone in a factory: As Fake Steve Jobs put it, ” Tiny fingers, sharp eyes .” Also, it sounds like pretty much everyone is working insanely long hours, in excess of 60 hours per week: According to Apple’s report, workers often pay for the privilege of working these hours via recruiting fees, which in eight facilities were so extortionate as to be in violation of local law. At 24 factories, workers weren’t even making the local (shitty) minimum wage. At 48, they were deprived of proper overtime. At 57, they were screwed on sick leave and other benefits. And so on and so on. Then there was the lying: Three facilities were caught falsifying records for Apple on underaged labor and/or working hours, and one even got fired from doing business with Apple, for getting busted lying two years in a row. Apple has standards, you know. The Apple fanboys, naturally, are already defending the company from the negative press that’s come out of this report, saying other companies don’t even bother to investigate suppliers as Apple does. AppleInsider quoted CEO Steve Jobs at the Apple shareholder meeting: Jobs… passionately argu[ed] that the media and environmental groups have ignored the real issues to focus mainly on what promises companies were making, even though many companies do not actually meet their promised goals. Apple, Jobs said, was focused on actually achieving results. Jobs’s argument about achieving results rings hollow given that Apple got serious about this issue nearly four years ago. Apple launched audits — and promised progress — in response to a 2006 report in the Daily Mirror about low pay and marathon work hours at iPod factories in China. Yet the past year has seen the violations cited in Apple’s report, a worker at one of Apple’s largest contractors, Foxconn, committing suicide after an aggressive interrogation by Foxconn security, and the reported roughing up at least two journalists investigating Apple product factories. In response, from Apple, we have a report that names no names, specifies very few penalties and generally offers to fix things with toothless or meaningless correctives like “detailed standards,” “appropriate management systems,” “third-party consultants,” self inspections, “management systems… to drive compliance,” “management systems to ensure accurate payment,” and the always reliable “clear policies and procedures.” If this is “achieving results,” things must have been pretty terrible a few years ago. Maybe, just maybe, in a couple of years, the 16-year-old child laborers in Apple product factories might pay legitimate fees to work 60-hour weeks for no less than the crappy local minimum wage. Progress! (Pic: A customer at the first Apple Store in China, 2008, Getty Images.)

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Were The Vancouver Olympics Cursed? [Olympic Mysteries]

Some might say so! With malfunctions both technical and human, with real sadnesses and imagined ones, these winter games have been fraught with hiccups and hold-ups. So do we leave them with a grim feeling? Though today’s not the last day of the Olympics, that’s tomorrow Sunday, there is a sense of finality in the air, mostly because the ladies twirled to the podium last night for Ice Maneuvering and that’s the most important medal ever competed for in any of the Olympics. So taking a look back, were these strange, dark games afflicted in some way? A little bit. Of course there was the obvious pall cast over the festivities with the death in luge , a tragic and frustrating story about track builders flying too close to the sun or something. And it happened a day before everything really even got kicked off, so even the usually joyous (if ridiculous) opening ceremonies had a long shadow cast over them. And speaking of those! There was that whole yikesy technical malfunction during the ceremonies that left Wayne Gretzky’s date standing there like a jackass, holding her flaming phallus like a chump. If part of your grand mechanized Olympic Cauldron breaks down at the bigtime opening ceremonies, well, that’s not a good sign. We also had Lindsey Vonn’s ski crash during the Giant Slalom that led to her teammate Julia Mancuso, the gold medal defender from Torino, winding up in eighth place. One skier’s crash ruins the chances for her teammate? Only in these hexed Olympics. The Dutch felt the sting as an absent-minded coach steered his star speed skater, bellicose handsome guy Sven Kramer, down the wrong lane , costing him a gold medal and a world record. There was the weather, a nasty soup of rain and foggy snow and bad winds, delaying events and causing various mishaps. Just yesterday a host of favorites in the Nordic Combined totally whiffed it because of a perilous tailwind at the ski jump. The expressions on their faces kind of said it all: What the hell is going on? Plus we had other dangerous conditions, with a women’s downhill fraught with crashes and a sliding track that, even after being altered in reaction to the young luger’s death, caused a nasty pair of bobsled accidents in the women’s two-man earlier this week. People got sent home for doing stupid shit , the condoms ran out early, an American woman was denied a spot on the figure skating podium for the first time since Peggy Fleming. Russia had their own streak-breaking failure in ice dancing. And on their hallowed home ice, Canadian hockey was beaten by a rowdy and jingo-fanatic US. And then there was Joannie Rochette , the French-Canadian figure skater whose mother died suddenly, mere days before her competition. Rochette bundled it all up and tied it down and grabbed a bronze medal despite her grief, doing her small part to try and break the spell, to cast the curse out. Yes there’s been obvious calamity at these games, they haven’t gone smoothly. But I suppose — in some corny, misty-eyed way — that these struggles and mishaps are really what the Olympics are all about. It’s not a curse, it’s just the affliction of living. Dealing with the imperfect, rising to frustrating challenges and sometimes failing, sliding away into the unknown. It’s the entirety of human drama writ small and Canadian. For all of the McNuggetsy corporate shilling and cynical NBC coverage and silly puritanism , the Olympics are still, at their metal core, something good and stirring. They are their own small proof of humanity, of how we tumble and succeed and regret. As I’m sure any Olympian can tell you, we all have off years. And Vancouver’s year was certainly not the finest in winter games history. But they happened, and people flew. People did things, wonderful and scary and dangerous things, in the name of silly sport. As it does every two years, the world tilted its head and watched, as if to say “Ah yes, there we are.” There we all are, navigating this frozen and rocky world. Falling all over ourselves, testing and straining these miracle bodies, always thrilled to pick ourselves up and race on into the white.

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The Fall of the House of Murdoch [Decline]

Rupert Murdoch —the dashing, daring, fearsome and fearless press baron, the mogul among moguls—will will celebrate his 79th birthday next month. As he approaches his final years at the helm of his empire, he finds it crumbling around him. Sure, News Corp. reported a better-than-expected $250 million profit last quarter on the strength of Fox News and Avatar , and all indications are that it has weathered the recession intact. But Murdoch’s lifelong crusade has always been about more than just money—it’s been about acquiring power, routing enemies, and the glorification of his own ego. And he has always accomplished those goals surrounded by a merry gang of corporate bandits, happily slitting throats and cutting deals with a vicious and entrepreneurial esprit de corps traceable to Murdoch’s own tyrannical mien. It was an extraordinarily well-run company, guided by an iron fist. No more. “It’s terrible now,” a News Corp. insider tells Gawker, relating the slow, Shakespearian devolution of Murdoch’s fierce machinery into turmoil, factionalism, and infighting. The old man, nearing the end of his reign, no longer inspires enough fear or loyalty within his own ranks to keep the jostling for power beneath the surface, and a Lord of the Flies ugliness abounds. Roger Ailes has transformed Fox News into a highly profitable rogue political operation, jeopardizing Murdoch’s most prized asset—his access to political power—with an unending stream of volatile rhetoric. His longtime consigliere and liaison to the Democratic power structure, Gary Ginsberg, decamped last year and just joined Time Warner. Matthew Freud, his own son-in-law, is lobbing bombs at Ailes in the pages of the New York Times . And Murdoch himself, though spry by any standards for a 78-year-old, is showing his age: His leadership has become unfocused, insiders say, and he’s made a bizarre string of public statements, from agreeing with Glenn Beck that Barack Obama is a racist to claiming he never said that a few days later to blaming New York’s political woes on Gov. David Paterson’s blindness . The internal turmoil has led the News Corp. insider to commit the unforgivable sin of speaking of Murdoch in the past tense: “He had a good run.” The growing factionalism within News Corp.’s ranks as Murdoch nears the end of his days is likely to be the topic of a New York magazine story on the company, by reporter Gabriel Sherman, that is set to run next week. Sherman’s nosing around has sparked considerable chatter in Murdoch-land, and insiders are said to fear that it may begin to shake loose some of the crumbling edifice of Murdoch’s empire. If Murdoch were to stop for a moment when he celebrates his birthday next month and, King Lear-like, survey his kingdom, here is what he would see: The Hapless Heir The battle for who will replace Murdoch at the helm seems to have come down to a choice of his son James or anybody else. Lachlan Murdoch has been exiled to Australia and recently sold off the bulk of his personal shares in his father’s company to fund his own acquisitions. Murdoch’s daughter Elizabeth seems unwilling to give up Shine, her television production company, and is an unlikely choice. That leaves James, whose anal-retentive management style is said to be reviled by many News Corp. regulars. Where Rupert and his old number two Peter Chernin—whose conflicts with James led to his departure last year—were freewheeling and tended to trust their deputies, James is controlling and obsessed with memos and progress reports. As he inserts himself into News Corp.’s operations, he’s undermining the buccaneering culture his father encouraged. “With all the memos and structure, it’s almost more like GE than News Corp. now,” says one insider. James’ chief flunky is Matthew Anderson , the overly aggressive and scheming flack that James brought on board in the wake of Chernin’s departure to help grease the skids for his ascension, who demands that talking points and briefings be prepared for his boss to engage in the most casual conversations. The Meddling Wife To mix Shakespearean metaphors, Murdoch’s second wife Wendi Deng is the Lady Macbeth of his kingdom. Obsessed with Hollywood glitz and eager to raise her profile as a mogul’s wife—and harboring ambitions of her own as a potential power player in her husband’s model—Deng floats among News Corp.’s properties, dabbling in films and even maintaining an office at MySpace at one point (she’s still involved with MySpace’s operations in China). She briefly partnered with the wife of former MGM chairman Harry Sloan on a movie starring her friend Zhang Ziyi —the star of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon —before the project fell through. Deng’s social ambition is gargantuan, and she is cultivating a mogul’s wives sewing circle including Anne Wojcicki, the wife of Google co-founder Sergei Brin. The Rogue Knight Roger Ailes’ Fox News brings in $700 million in annual profit to Fox News, and was the only reason the company made money last year. But the festival of white rage that Ailes has unleashed to bring those dollars in has put Murdoch in an awkward position with the White House—a place he never likes to be, politics aside. The tension between profit and access blew up last month in a bizarre New York Times story featuring Ailes banging his dick on the table about how successful he’s been and Matthew Freud, Elizabeth Murdoch’s husband, delivering a pointed attack on Fox News’ “horrendous and sustained disregard of the journalistic standards.” It’s unclear where Murdoch stands on Fox News, aside from the fact that he loves money. Insiders say it was none other than Wendi Deng and James Murdoch who arranged for the Times ‘ Tim Arango to talk to Freud for that story, meaning Murdoch’s closest family members are plotting against his biggest earner. Add to those the mess at the New York Post , which is facing a rash of lawsuits exposing the foul racism and sexism that editor Col Allan has fostered, and the boondoggle of MySpace, which Murdoch bought for $580 million in 2006 only to watch it get demolished by Facebook. Murdoch is a vile man, who has done vile things. It’s fitting that the black empire he built so efficiently over the course of his life should begin to fray at the end of his reign. But it’s still kind of sad.

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