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Karolina Kurkova’s Sweet Sweet Spandex

Here’s a shocker for you, model Karolina Kurkova looking hot in her tight spandex workout outfit. Who would have thought? That’s like saying you’re not surprised to hear I live in my mother’s basement. Anyhow, leave it to a supermodel to show us just how spandex is supposed to work, it shouldn’t be stretched out so much that it’s shiny and makes your giant thighs sparkle while they rub together on your walk to KFC . Like two whales trying to mate.

Miley Cyrus visits BBC Radio 1 and 2 in London

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has nipped into the Beeb on her giant tour and brought a huge entourage in tow. Her record label rep and manager plus hair stylist and make up artists. Hang on, isn’t this for Radio?

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Miley Cyrus visits BBC Radio 1 and 2 in London

Late Night Highlights: Jay Leno Ruins Christmas and Randy Jackson Predicts Simon Cowell Tears

Sad news, guys: It is Kevin “Kev” Eubanks’ final week at the Tonight Show . Last night, Jay Leno got the giant farewell ball rolling with a terrible remote sketch depicting the pair’s first Christmas together. Meanwhile over at Lopez Tonight , Randy Jackson addressed those rumors that Paula Abdul might join American Idol this week for Simon Cowell’s last episode. Those clips, as well as the other highlights you missed last night while praying for Chris Klein , after the jump.

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Late Night Highlights: Jay Leno Ruins Christmas and Randy Jackson Predicts Simon Cowell Tears

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Did Something

Kim Kardashian and her giant ass went out to dinner the other night in a nice little black dress. I know there’s nothing special about that but she’s also giving us a nice little peek at her soon to be fat girl boobs so I’m posting them. Besides, I like Kim Kardashian , probably because I’ve never heard her speak, and I would do unspeakable things to her after we’ve shared a bag of wine. Do they make bags of wine? They should, like giant sip sacks you poke a straw through. Anyhow, you know the drill, ass boobs rinse and repeat. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Hayden Panettiere’s Little Person Short Shorts

Apparently this weird relationship between little person Hayden Panettiere and the giant is still going on. Here they are walking down the street together standing out more than that giant mole on 80’s R&B singer Aaron Neville’s forehead. I know that’s an obscure reference, but it works so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, Hayden looks good in her little short shorts and booties. I bet Klitschko hangs those things from his rearview mirror when she’s not wearing them. Get it? Because she’s so small… They’re like baby shoes… Alright.

In Theaters: Exit Through the Gift Shop

Exit Through the Gift Shop is the first and perhaps the last movie to be made by the mysterious English street artist Banksy, and although it’s partly about himself and his fellow night marauders — among them Shepard Fairey, now most famous for that ubiquitous red, blue and cream Obama poster, but also the creator of the Andre the Giant sticker campaign of the late 1980s — there’s nothing self-aggrandizing about it. Or perhaps everything about it is self-aggrandizing. The picture strives to capture the spirit and style of street art, and to make a bold statement about its commodification: Banksy’s work, in particular, is prized by collectors and fetches high prices in the art market. But if Banksy is getting rich, he doesn’t seem to be too happy about it. And so he has framed his film as a rags-to-raggedy riches story in which an enthusiastic street-art fan — a nutball Frenchman transplanted to Los Angeles named Thierry Guetta — first becomes a Banksy disciple and then surpasses his teacher, launching a mega-million-dollar art career of his own.

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Texas Stadium imploded video pictures

Texas Stadium, former home of the NFL#39;s Dallas Cowboys, is demolished in Irving, Texas April 11, 2010. The stadium, which opened on October 24, 1971, was replaced in 2009 by the $1.15 billion Cowboys Stadium, located in Arlington, Texas. Texas Stadium is nothing but a memory — and a huge mess. The longtime home of the Dallas Cowboys — known for the giant hole in its roof, “so God can watch his team,” according to local lore — came tumbling down early Sunday in a planned demolition.

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A Very Rare Giant Monitor Lizard Found In Philippine Forest

arvin diesmos A very rare large animal was found in the Philippine forest this month.  The animal is relative to a komodo dragon and is as large as the giant monitor lizard. Philippine locals have hunted the said lizard, but it never had a name until recently. The giant monitor lizard is very elusive and lives primarily up in the trees. It can grow as long as six-feet and its official name is Northern Sierra Madre Forest Monitor Lizard. The monitor lizard is a frugivore(fruit-eater). It has bright yellow spots along its back. Scientists believe that there could be many other undiscovered species in the Philippine forests. “We suspect that many, perhaps dozens of new species of small vertebrates — reptiles, amphibians, and possibly birds and mammals — may await discovery in the forests of the northern Philippines,” said Rafe Brown, assistant professor in the Department of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology at the University of Kansas. A Very Rare Giant Monitor Lizard Found In Philippine Forest is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

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Heidi Montag Brought Was In Vegas

► Fresh off of plastic surgery, Heidi Montag , her giant fake cans, and her blonde haired boob/manager/husband hit up Vegas this past weekend. This is probably the first real look at her new cans since she announced her plastic surgery addiction, and they’re much bigger than I thought. The good news is that she’s so emotional fucked up and insecure, that if the Internet tells her that her boobs aren’t big enough she’ll get another enlargement. So let me go on record, as saying those things are tiny. Like, if I saw her in person, I probably wouldn’t even notice them. P.S. Is it just me, or does she look more and more like Tori Spelling with each surgery? Post from: Don Chavez Heidi Montag Brought Was In Vegas Click here for offensive & funny t-shirts Continue reading