Jessica Simpson’s new commercial for Weight Watchers takes a new angle, you know instead of doing the Jennifer Hudson and actually losing weight, they’ve decided to promote her as losing 50 pounds, even though that was baby weight and 12 of those pounds were a kid and another 30 of those pounds was water retention…..because I guess they want to get their money’s worth as she’s trying her hardest to back peddle and get out of the contract…without having to pay them back…by getting knocked up…. This is what you call a rich person’s strategy to get motivated to lose weight, it’s like “If I buy that treadmill, I’ll use it”…only the endorsement worth millions of dollars version….but instead of leaving it in the corner of the basement to hang laundry off of…bitch has to get lawyers to find the loopholes to remain fat…. This strategy of “Hey Fat America, I’m Like You, But thanks to Weight Watchers, I’m in Control, but Still FAt”….making Weight Watchers come across as being a company that keeps you fat, but gives you a point system to gauge just how fat you are….I ate 400 points in cake yesterday…today I’ll eat 390….making fucking moves to a better life like I was Jessica Simpson… Unless, this is all a joke, and Weight Watchers was like, let’s make Jessica Simpson into a viral video, since she mocked our agreement like a redneck hick mocking an interracial couple….all toothless and inbred…you know make a mockery of her for 2,000,000 dollars we can write off as an advertising expense….because revenge comes in all forms….
Rihanna is in Barbados for the holidays – even though everyone I know in Barbados kinda hate her….as she’s treated like their little princess…and she acts like a little princess…treating the locals like her staff…even the people she went to school with….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is…. Seriously, people I know in Barbados tell me that she probably deserved to get beat, if she even got beat, and didn’t beat herself and blame Chris Brown cuz the cops always believe the woman….which would explain why they were recently back together…only to break up again… But another explanation of that is publicity…it’s good for fucking business…and who cares about that shit, they are both spoiled and set of life and their personal lives, unless on video getting fucked shouldn’t fucking care about these brats…. But I think it’s perfectly reasonable to care about her in a bikini….at home…living the good life..cuz i fucking love bikinis… Here’s the video…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I may have THE BEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE IN THE FUCKING GAME …but LOVE magazine comes in a close second with their half naked hot model video advent calendar featuring babes like IRINA SHAYK, PIXIE GELDOF, DAISY LOWE, ANNE V, JESSICA STAM, ELIZA CUMMINGS, KELLY BROOK, Alessandra Ambrosio, LILY DONALDSON fuck does this list ever end…..SUKI WATERHOUSE……DREE HEMINGWAY…Abigail Clancy….shit just go to LOVE MAGAZINE to see the entire calendar… But this wouldn’t be a stepfather post without posting some of my favorties….but for the record all of them are amazing… IRINA SHAYK: ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO: PIXIE GELDOF: DAISY LOWE: DREE HEMINGWAY: CARA DELEVINGNE: ABBEY CLANCY: ANNE V: FRIDA GUSTAVSSON: JESSICA STAM: ELIZA CUMMINGS: KELLY BROOK: SUKI WATERHOUSE: LILY DONALDSON: Tis the season..for the Very Merry Stepfather Holiday GIFT GUIDE .
Some Munkey Barz….to strap on her like a championship belt…giving her handles I can grab onto when I slam her…in hopes that she’ll finally feel my micro penis inside her…. Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by… THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITTY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Some Awesome Mad Creepy T-Shirts cuz girls never admit it, not even hookers, but they all love fucking creeps…. Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by… THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITTY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jewish Entrepreneur and set of ridiculous tits that were once mainstream and celebrated when they were being titty fucked by Leonardo DiCaprio and paid by Victoria’s Secret….has strategically turned herself into a brand of underwear….underwear that she models exclusively…even though she’s kinda thick now….more than ever…. Like most Jewish Entrepreneurs, she’s decide to make a Chirstmas video to promote her underwear, by dressing up like Santa, walking around then stripping, which luckily works for me, because I know Christmas is actually a Jewish Holiday and Channukah is just an excuse to strategize on how to manipulate all the non-jews to go into debt gifting each other like idiots…. Look into it…every since Jesus, Christmas has been Jewish… That said, check our Jewish VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE
A STRIPPER POLE FOR ME TO TURN MY LIVING ROOM INTO MY VERY OWN STRIPCLUB THAT EVERYDAY AMATEUR GIRLS WILL FLOCK TO BECAUSE EVERY GIRL WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER FOR A DAY, IT MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY EYES ….BEST GIFT EVER!!! Everything is amazing when Modeled by… THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE…. FOLLOW THIS LINK
My name is Libby and my dream came true on November 9th 2012 . It was the best day of my entire life! I had meet & greets and tickets to the Believe Tour for that date. My seats were okay but I really didn’t care because I was meeting Justin. I got to the arena and there weren’t a lot of people there yet. The meet and greet didn’t start until 4:30 so we were just waiting until we had to get in line. I found 2 of my friends there and we hung out until the meet and greet. All of the sudden we heard people screaming and we checked, it was Dan Kanter! I said “Hi Dan can I have picture?” he said yeah sure and we took one. I also got a hug . After that we had to get in line. They made us go through security before we met Justin. We then waited in line for like 40 minutes. I was so anxious in the line but it went pretty fast because we were mingling with other beliebers. The line was getting shorter and shorter and before I knew it I was almost meeting Justin. The only bad thing was that they made us get into groups of 6 but me and my friend that I was going with asked our parents to come with us so we would be next to him and it all worked out perfectly. We then were almost next in line and I see Kenny and I scream, “Hi Kenny!!” He said, “Hi girls how are you?” I told him I loved him and we shook hands since we weren’t aloud pictures. Then the girls in front of me went and all of the sudden Kenny goes “next.” I ran into the room where Justin is and I go JUSTIN! I gave him a huge hug! The guy that worked there yelled at me and said “No hugging” but I didn’t care. I still kept hugging him. We then took the picture and my friend and I ended up being next to Justin. After we took the picture I said to him I love u so much he goes I love you too and we hugged again. I was so star struck. He is even more perfect in person. I then ran out of the room screaming and crying “I JUST MET JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!” After that I was so excited for the show! During the concert I met Jaden Smith, he was really cool and nice! I also met his two dancers Jon and Johnny they were really nice! I will never ever ever forget this day! I never thought I would ever get a picture with Justin and meet him. It was a dream come true. Those of you that are reading this that have never met him, I promise you will meet just never say never and believe! Every belieber deserves to meet him -@libbybieberxox Read the original here: My name is Libby and my dream came true on November 9th 2012. It…
On November 20th, after being a fan of Justin since 2007, I finally got to live my dream. Last year, once I hit 9k followers on my Twitter (@bieberisakeeper) I decided to speak out about bullying awareness and talk about my very own experiences being bullied. I created an anti-bullying campaign which I named the “Kill Them With Kindness” campaign – after one of Justin & Alfredo’s favorite sayings , and so far have raised over $300 for the Make-A-Wish-Foundation. After a year of hard work, and tons of hours spent promoting my wristbands, my good karma finally caught up to me. I sent a few of my anti-bullying wristbands and a letter explaining my campaign/love for Justin to the director of all the radio stations in my small home town : my dream quickly became a reality. I was taking a nap after school on November 15th, and when I woke up, I had a tweet, phone call, and email from the radio director. I called him back, and after thanking me for my wristbands and calling me a hero and dedicated Belieber, he asked me if I’ve ever seen Justin in concert. Once I said I had, he replied with, “Good, because you know the show in Pittsburgh is sold out right? – The only thing I could get you were meet and greets.” As soon as the words “meet and greets” escaped his lips, I started to bawl on the phone. He said he’d sent my letter to someone in Justin’s crew, and they had given him two meet and greets because they believed I deserved to meet Justin . It was absolutely unreal. For the five days to come before the concert, I couldn’t eat, or sleep, or do anything. I couldn’t believe that after four years of being a Belieber, I was finally going to meet Justin. On November 20th, my grandma, mom, best friend and I drove 2 1/2 hours to Pittsburgh. We stood outside in the morning by the tour buses with a bunch of other beliebers, and I got a quick wave from Kenny Hamilton, who may I add, is absolutely adorable . We also talked to the security, and when they said Justin wouldn’t be coming out, we headed inside for the m&g. At about 3:10 we went inside to meet the guy from Justin’s crew who gave us meet and greets. Even after they put the purple m&g wristband on my arm – I couldn’t believe it. It seemed like forever waiting, but eventually, this lady named Lisa from Justin’s crew came and made an announcement that we would be starting soon. Unfortunately, we couldn’t give him anything, or take any of our own pics, or ask him to sign anything, but frankly, I didn’t care. I was meeting Justin freaking Bieber . We had to go in with six people, and I made 4 amazing other Belieber friends who were in the picture with me. We’ll share this moment forever. Soon the line started to move, and before I knew what was happening, I was only a few people away from meeting Justin Bieber. Kenny walked by and said hi, and when I asked him how he was, he replied, tired. He still smiled his perfect Kenny Hamilton smile though, even if he was exhausted. I had written about 7 letters and attached 7 of my anti-bullying wristbands to them, and since I couldn’t give anything personally to Justin, I dropped about five of the wristbands off with the gift guy before the m&g. Finally, it was our turn to meet Justin. I let my friend walk in first, and the security guards were quick to position us for our picture. Unfortunately, I wasn’t directly next to Justin. I’d like to tell you what the other girls looked like or even the security, but truth is, all I saw was Justin. It was like I had tunnel vision on steroids. All I saw was Bieber. My friend asked him if he could smile in our picture, and he replied, “Mmmm maybe,” with a little chuckle. And look at our picture. No smile. Biebs is a prankster and such a diva – I can’t help but love him even more. Once the picture was taken, I quickly stepped in front of Justin. He didn’t even seem real. Honestly, he’s perfect. Everything about him is just amazing. I looked him in the eyes, and I was like, “Justin! Can I have a hug please?” And then the security began like pushing me out. Justin put his arm out and blocked the security and gave me the biggest, warmest, most perfect hug on the entire planet, and then he looked me in the eyes, and was like “Thank you sweetie.” No Justin, thank you. Haha! It was amazing. Everyone I had gone in with was like shaking and crying and I was still in disbelief. It was just an indescribable experience. After that, my friend and I had gotten tickets in section 107, which was all the way in the back of the arena. At about 6 at night, we checked for tickets again, and this time, there were floor seats available! We ended up being 19th row on the floor! During the concert Alfredo came and walked next to me and I gave him a letter and a wristband and he hugged and thanked me . Justin’s concert was absolutely amazing, and remembering that I had met him only a few hours before was just insane. Honestly, I didn’t even realize all that had happened until the next morning when I was looking through my pictures. It was so surreal, and absolutely one of the best, if not the best, night of my life. Read the original here: On November 20th, after being a fan of Justin since 2007, I…
