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TOP 5 Reasons Escorts are Better than Dating for Valentine’s Day of the Day

I was surfing one of our partner’s sites called Slixa.com . It is the Best Escort Directory On The Internet and it got me to thinking that escorts are better than the regular girls looking for long term relationships, or more importantly, the ones you’re wasting your time trying to get attention from…with nothing to show for it. Here are the top 5 reasons why escorts are better than internet dating. 5- They Don’t Nag You / Annoy You / Ruin Your Life Whenever you are in a committed relationship, or even dating, the tables quickly shift from “I hate being alone, I am going to get a girlfriend…to I need to be alone, I can’t handle this girl anymore, she is making her problems my problems, and my life an accessory or puppet in her life”…a life filled with plans you have no say in, gossip you don’t care about, activities you don’t want to participate in…you know from hot and passionate and fun to “you snore too loud, you forget to use a coaster, do I look fat”….what happened to the fun and sex? Oh right, it died after we first had sex…or after you broke my fucking heart…you get what I am saying here…emotions are better spent on dogs. 4- You Get to Choose Them Whenever you are in a relationship, or even dating, it always ends up being a committed relationship after a while…where for whatever amount of time you’re with that person…you have to have the same sex with the same body with that person…she may try to switch it up and keep things fresh…but it never is. Not to mention you end up with whatever girl you end up settling with. Not the pornstar you want to be with. In life girls choose us, with escorts, we choose them… You choose the escort or escorts like a menu of the most mind blowing and unforgettable kind from the pornstar escorts /a> you already love, to Las Vegas Escorts , to pretty much anything you want…you choose depending on your mood. 3- No Pressure When it comes to dating at any level, there is pressure. There is a song and dance that involves seduction, even if you’ve been together forever. You have to do the right things and say the right things. But with escorts, you don’t have to wear the right thing, smell the right cologne, send the right Valentines Day card message…you don’t have to have a great body, or even be handsome at all, you only have to be anything but your amazing self, and that Escort will embrace it. 2- No Need to Wine and Dine – It’s All About You….. When you are dating or married, you have invested time and money into a person. Whether it’s 20 dollars for a coffee date, 50 dollars for a movie date and 100 dollars for a dinner date…you are throwing money in the fire or worst the unknown where there is no guarantee of fire….unless of course you like the companionship and would rather be at coffee, at a movie, or at dinner than sitting at home in your underwear being left alone…there’s always an investment with no Guarantee of getting the attention that you want to get, even after you get married and she gets half of everything…you don’t get what you want, on your terms…you cater to her…which sucks…. 1- No Ulterior Motive Girls who aren’t Escorts are the Actual Whores. They are out for themselves, always dating up, out for your money..grabbing you by the balls…before stomping on them and leaving you a shell of yourself…a broken man especially after finding out she banged all your friends…you get what I am saying here…and that is who knows why a girl is into you, or if she’s sincere in her efforts…. SO If you’re looking for love, romance, the Pornstar experience, a Girlfriend experience, a good time while on vacation…or on business while the wife is at home with the kids…with a girl who won’t judge, who will make all your dreams come true, leading to legendary memories….instead of hitting Match.com or OKCupid to be disappointed with garbage…VISIT The Best Escort Directory Ever …It’s the Facebook for escorts…. Here are some pics of some of their amazing girls:

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Ciara And Her Gut Full Of Future Kick It With Kimmy Cakes On Baby Shopping Trip [Photos]

Ciara “bumped” into her BFF Kimmy Cakes at Bel Bambini while the reality star was purchasing some clothes for baby Nori. Looks like the ladies really enjoyed their girl time. Hit the flip for more pics. AKM-GSI

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Frozen Yogurt Tampon How To of the Day

There are a few interesting things going on in this video…but unfortunately, none of them are of a woman complaining about her yeast infection inserting the Frozen Yogurt tampon she made in her vagina… But seeing her talk about it, is pretty fucking awkward… The highlight…is when she says she doesn’t have a raging yeast infection…no wait, when she tells you she should have put a maxi pad in…no wait when she says it melts quit and escapes quit… Weird…but not as weird as the time I got a yeast infection from a girl…I fucked who had a yeast infection…so it happened…and I filled a condom up with yogurt…and stuck my dick in it for the day… Maybe this girl is my soulmate…even though I’m more into girls who pretend they don’t have yeast infections Thanks FOETUS

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Cop Shoots Dog at a 9 Year Old’s Birthday For No Reason of the Day

I hate these videos, but this motherfucker must fucking die. A trigger happy cop that shot a family dog, that is apparently a service dog, dead…for barking at him…because he’s a fucking cop and deserves to be barked at. The dog is dead and this upsets me….here’s the story. Rick Clubb said Monday that his son’s 9th birthday party was wrapping up about 5:30 p.m. when Officer Tarek Hassani came to his home on Jacklyne Circle on complaints of dogs running at-large.He shot the 7-year-old black labrador, “Hooch,” Clubb said, though it showed no aggressive behavior. Clubb said he suffers Parkinson’s disease, and Hooch was his trained service animal. “He didn’t have to pull out his .45 and shoot my dog,” Clubb said. “It was right outside my son’s bedroom. What if it had ricocheted through the window?”A recording of the shooting from the cruiser’s dashboard-mounted camera acquired Monday by the Times-News shows Hassani yelling “get back” and kicking at the snarling and barking dogs as he made his way to Clubb’s front door.A chihuahua and two large dogs were running unleashed around the neighborhood when Hassani arrived, said Filer Police Chief Tom Reeves.“He had to kick one to keep him away,” the chief said. Hassani had no choice but to put the lab down after it kept taking an aggressive posture behind him, Reeves said. Clubb was ticketed for allowing animals to run at large. Clubb said he will fight the ticket leveled against him after a heated argument with Hassani. “Well, my dog is dead,” Clubb said. “I don’t think that’s fair.” Even this video of Cops Actually Working, if jumping innocent black dudes for being black and on a bike is considered working…it’s still better than taking coffee and donut breaks… All this to say, there are good cops…but so many evil ones…I hope the dog killer cop gets fucking killed…

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Australian Balloon Masturbator of the Day

I may dislike VICE for being the fucking worst third world loving bullshit to ever be financed by FOX… I may dislike VICE for leveraging this site early on by buying traffic from me an never paying. I may dislike VICE for being pussies about their original content, that was edgy and interesting, but at the same time, succumbing to advertisers to make the billions almost makes sense…it’s just very gangster. That said, I do appreciate this video, where they sent their people to interview a girl who masturbates using balloons, which is pretty funny in and of itself, and that I assume she does on webcam for money, or that she’s just pretending she does as a joke…because I like all obscure fetishes as the world may have always had them…but the world is more vocal about it. You see, I would never waste my time with this girl, she’s not hot enough, not to mention she wears a mask and doesn’t take ownership on her weirdness…I don’t care if some fat chick, or dumpy chick or lesbian can only get off if she’s eating gravy while newborn kittens suck her pussy, I just care that it happened and I’m glad Vice wastes their time and money tracking it, because it’s funny…but not that funny…but I’ll still post it….because I encourage this behavior.

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Kate Upton Gets Proposal From Orlando Magic Mascot, Justin Verlander Reacts in Disgust

Kate Upton is the object of many eligible bachelors’ affection, so it’s no surprise that someone decided to go all out and ask for her hand in marriage. It wasn’t Justin Verlander, though her boyfriend was present for this. Stuff, the mascot for the NBA’s Orlando Magic, was the one who did the honors! The 21-year-old bombshell and the 30-year-old handsome athlete attended the Magic’s game against Oklahoma City Thunder on Friday in Orlando. As soon as the Tigers pitcher stepped away from their courtside seats, the neon green dragon made his move. With some serious bling, no less! “Thanks @STUFF_ mascot for the proposal tonight! Great game!,” an enthusiastic Upton tweeted after the game, along with a fun-loving pic of her ring. Stuff replied to Upton and shared a picture of the proposal … “She didnt say yes… and she didnt say no… so you’re saying there’s a chance!” the affable mascot eagerly tweeted at Upton, hoping for an answer. Don’t hold your breath, Stuff, if Justin has any say in it. The baseball star chimed in on the action and added a humorous picture looking a bit confused after the amusing moment between Stuff and his girl. “I was gone for 5 seconds!!” he quipped, with this pic: But that was time enough for Stuff to make his move. The mascot Tweeted back at Justin Verlander that if you snooze, you lose: “when you got it, you got it… sorry Verlander… boo thang–> @KateUpton.” No final word from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition staple if she accepted Stuff’s sweet proposal, but we’re guessing his “chance” is slim. Much like your ability to focus on anything you might have planned on doing today once you open up this slideshow of Kate Upton pictures . So sorry/you’re welcome fellas: 13 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs Open Slideshow 1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It’s what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well. View As List 1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It’s what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well. 2. Kate Upton Nude GIF Kate Upton is nude and twirling around on endless loop in the greatest GIF ever seen by humankind. 3. Kate Upton Naked GIF That’s worth another angle, we’d say. 4. Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Another fantastic Kate Upton GIF. Thank you very much, and you are welcome. 5. Kate Upton Body Paint GIF A GIF file of Kate Upton in a body paint bikin and that’s it. Goodness. 6. Kate Upton Stripping Kate Upton strips in the hottest GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. 7. Kate Upton Dance GIF Kate Upton dances in one of our all-time favorite GIFs. 8. Kate Upton Bikini Montage An amazing Kate Upton bikini montage in GIF form. Guys, you’re welcome. We try. 9. Kate Upton Twerking Kate Upton Twerking up a storm. It is what it is, people. Enjoy it. Relish it. 10. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy. One of the best moments in the history of the Internet now in GIF form! 11. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dancing (Slow Motion) Let’s slow that down for a closer look, shall we? 12. Kate Upton Takes Off Shirt Kate Upton taking off her shirt seductively. Great GIF, we’d say. 13. Kate Upton GIF This Kate Upton GIF is possibly the best thing ever created by the Internet. 14. Kate Upton Dougie Kate Upton does the Dougie. The dance that started it all … or something. 15. Kate Upton Bunny Kate Upton is a bunny in one of the greatest GIFs ever produced by the Internet. 16. Kate Upton Cleavage GIF Love that snow bunny … 17. Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss Another fantastic GIF of Kate Upton. Here, she blows a kiss to us. 18. Kate Upton Gets Hosed Down !!!

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Woman Gets 20 Months in Jail for Trolling Herself on Facebook

Some trolls end up under bridges, some trolls end up in jail for not covering their digital tracks. A British woman angry with her father and step-mother set up fake Facebook accounts in their names and then used the accounts to send herself abusive – and often explicit – messages. 24-year-old Michelle Chapman kept up the posts for more than a year and then reported them to the police. Authorities questioned her puzzled family and even detained her step-mother before tracing the accounts back to Chapman’s own computer. Officers report she was seeking revenge on her father for past grievances and was trying to break up his marriage. Her defense attorney argued Chapman suffers from mental health problems, but that didn’t prevent the court from sentencing her to 20 months in jail. For more unforgettable police photos, check out our celebrity mug shots gallery below … 37 Scandalous Celebrity Mug Shots Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Mug Shot Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Mug Shot Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something. 2. Nick Nolte Mug Shot This is an all-time classic. 3. Reese Witherspoon Mug Shot Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth pose for mug shots here after arrests in Atlanta in April 2013. 4. Jenelle Evans Mugshots Jenelle Evans alone could have a mug shot slideshow. 5. Lindsay Lohan Mug Shots Ditto Lindsay Lohan. 6. Young Jeezy Mugshot Young Jeezy was arrested in early 2014 and charged with beating up his own son. This is the rapper’s latest mug shot. 7. Rip Torn Mug Shot Great actor but a crazy drunk. 8. New Flavor Flav Mug Shot Flavor Flav was arrested in early 2014. This is the rapper’s mug shot. 9. Lisa Robin Kelly Mug Shot Lisa Robin Kelly got in trouble with the law often before passing away. This is one of her mug shots. 10. Sharkeisha Mug Shot Sharkeisha Tyeshia Thompson is the girl whose punch out of a rival girl went viral. If this is her, it’s her mug shot. 11. George Zimmerman Mug Shot George Zimmerman’s latest mug shot. He was arrested after a disturbance call. 12. DMX Mug Shot DMX has so many mug shots you have to title them by month AND year. Always a good sign. 13. Dina Lohan Mug Shot This is Dina Lohan’s mugshot. She got popped for DUI on September 12, 2013. 14. 2 Chainz Mug Shot This is 2 Chainz’s mugshot following his arrest after a tour bus standoff with cops in August 2013. 15. Scott Storch Mug Shot This is Scott Storch. His mug shot was taken after an arrest for cocaine in 2012. 16. Lil Scrappy Mug Shot Lil Scrappy’s mug shot. Good times right there. For us, obviously. Not Scraps. 17. Chief Keef Mug Shot Chief Keef was arrested on drug charges in May 2013. This is his mug shot. 18. Chad Johnson Mug Shot Chad Johnson’s mug shot, May 2013 style. Guy is getting quite the rep. 19. O.J. Simpson Mug Shot O.J. Simpson’s new mug shot. Dude will never go away. 20. Alexis Neiers Mug Shot This is Alexis Neiers’ mug shot. One of them anyway. 21. Nicole Richie Mug Shot Hot!!! 22. Vince Vaughn Mug Shot Nice one, Vince. 23. Mel Gibson Mug Shot Good ol’ Mel, right after he blamed all the world’s problems on Jews and asked Sugar Tits what she’s lookin’ at. 24. Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot This is the Lindsay Lohan mugshot from her most recent DUI arrest. She belongs in jail for a long time. 25. Paris Hilton Mug Shot The booking photo from when Paris turned herself in. 26. June Shannon Mug Shot June Shannon is the mother of Honey Boo Boo. She was booked in 2008 on charges of theft. 27. Randy Travis Mug Shot Randy Travis’ amazing mug shot after he was arrested for nakedly driving, then threatening a cop in August 2012. Allegedly. 28. Mischa Barton Mug Shot The Mischa Barton mug shot has been released! The singer was busted for DUI on December 27, 2007. What a shock! Mischa Barton is totally a good girl… not. 29. Pitbull Mug Shot Alleged rapper Pitbull was arrested in Miami for DUI. This mug shot of Pitbull was released shortly thereafter. 30. Heidi Fleiss Mug Shot This Heidi Fleiss mug shot was taken February 7, 2008, in Pahrump, Nevada. We’re serious. It was, and that is a real place. Heidi Fleiss is lookin’ hot, wouldn’t you say? 31. Floyd Mayweather Mugshot This is Floyd Mayweather. His 2012 mugshot is not as happy as some of the ones in the past. 32. Jenna Jameson Mug Shot Jenna Jameson is accustomed to money shots. But she poses here for a mug shot after getting booked for DUI. 33. Unabomber Mug Shot The mug shot of the Unabomber, a.k.a. Ted Kaczynski. Good thing this dude got busted. 34. George Zimmerman Mug Shot This is George Zimmerman, the man who shot and killed Trayvon Martin. He has not been charged with a crime in that case. 35. Kate Major Mug Shot Kate Major is crazy. This is one of her recent mug shots. 36. Jerry Sandusky Mug Shot Jerry Sandusky has been arrested on multiple child abuse charges. This is the mug shot of the former Penn State defensive coordinator. 37. Dr. Conrad Murray Mug Shot Dr. Conrad Murray poses for his mug shot after he was sentenced to four years in prison for involuntary manslaughter. 38. Michael Lohan Mug Shot Michael Lohan’s latest booking photo. He now has six to Lindsay’s five.

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Ashley Wagner: The New McKayla Maroney?

Ashley Wagner’s figure skating short program was hot but the judges scores left her cold. The 22-year-old American skater did a little shimmy with joy as she took her bows on the ice, confident her performance was excellent. But when she saw her score – a 63.10 – she couldn’t hide her disappointment. Like, at all. Wagner’s shocked face quickly became the Sochi Olympics version of McKayla Maroney’s “not impressed” face from the 2012 Summer Olympics. “Bullsh*t”, she mouthed to her teammates, although she later amended her statement to “To score that low was very disappointing to me,” when she spoke to reporters. The score put Wagner in fourth place but it was good enough to advance the U.S. to the next round, where they ended up with a bronze medal in team skating. I think she deserves a gold medal in awesome faces, in any case. Remember when McMayla Maroney wasn’t impressed either at the 2012 Summer Olympics? Check out the best of that meme in our sideshow: McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed! Open Slideshow 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. View As List 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. 2. McKayla Maroney at the Royal Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with the royal wedding. Like at all. 3. Not Impressed at Iwo Jima Not even the Marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima during WWII can impress McKayla. 4. The Grand Canyon National treasure? Eh. McKayla is not impressed by three million years of erosion. 5. Not Impressed with the Guys Seriously dudes. McKayla does not like what she sees here all that much. 6. Unimpressed with Kim and Kris’ Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Kim and Kris’ wedding. She had this pegged from the beginning! 7. McKayla Maroney and Ryan Gosling If Ryan Gosling calling her is not impressive, the girl drives a hard bargain! 8. Dwight Howard Trade McKayla is not impressed with the Lakers trading for Dwight Howard. 9. Not Impressed By Paris Hilton McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Paris Hilton’s DJ career. Or anything for that matter. 10. Safety School McKayla Maroney is not impressed by your acceptance letter to WSU. 11. McKayla Maroney Not Impressed With Eastwooding Clint Eastwood’s RNC speech did not impress McKayla Maroney. Few things do. 12. Not Impressed Meme McKayla and her teammates strike McKayla’s signature pose. 13. McKayla Maroney Pic McKayla Maroney, unimpressed in a leggy Twitpic! 14. President Obama and McKayla Maroney President Obama meets McKayla Maroney in this photo. And he’s not impressed. 15. McKayla Maroney Face McKayla Maroney makes her signature “not impressed” face on the Late Show with David Letterman August 14, 2012.

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Emmy Rossum Shameless Sex Scene of the Day

Emmy Rossum is a Shameless kind of girl and not just because I am an asshole type journalist or blogger who likes speaking in puns so that I can write NO PUN INTENDED or PUN INTENDED if I really want to piss off anyone with a brain… Emmy Rossum is Shameless because she booked the show knowing she had to get naked, that led to her getting naked in pretty much every episode, all in exchange for money and more fame…pretty much the easy way… Now I don’t have any problem, with any reason, any girl want to be a stripper, hooker or work in the sex trade using her body to get ahead.. I just have a problem when the girl thinks she’s on some higher path, like an artist, not getting naked for money and personal gain, but doing it as part of her “talent”… Because when you get naked, whether in character, like when you’re “Candy” in the back pages, or on HBO and Showtime…you’re virtually one in the same…one of you just gets paid more… Own that shit, lets not white was that shit, Emmy Rossum is a prostitute who memorizes lines and I kinda like it…even if she’s awful FOR MORE CABLE TV NUDITY CLICK HERE WE’VE GOT IT ALL !!!!

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Claudia Romani’s Butthole of the Day

I am a huge fan of Claudia Romani even if I don’t really know what she’s promoting, or why the paparazzi follow her, or what benefit it is for her to be shot in her bikini, or why she exists… I mean, she is like every other girl in Miami wearing a bikini, only she gets a a virtual high five that’s like “hey girl, you’re in a bikini, yay”…let’s sell these to magazines…to let the world know there are girls in bikinis…like she is some kind of leader or authority on it…which I guess is what really makes her amazing…it’s like she doesn’t need to be doing anybody to be a somebody..she’s just being her…and sometimes that involves innocently paddle boarding in the waves in a little white bikini..only to be shot off when caught off guard leading her her showing 1/4 of her buttonhole…all in good fun…all in a day’s work for a Miami beach dweller… That said, I love butthole it is the window to a girl’s soul

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