Cara Delevingne is a model I don’t understand… These things happen every so often, the fashion industry decides that a specific girl is an “It” girl because she’s got an interesting look, even if that look is wonky, untraditional, that of a girl you probably wouldn’t notice if you saw her on the street, that maybe she makes up for in party girl, cocaine fuelled attitude…and I don’t get it, but she was in a bikini, in a Villa that cost over 10,000 dollars a night, so she’s doing something better than me, proving that I am not an authority on anything that works or that makes money at all…all I see is an average girl, who isn’t fat…and really not sexy at all…but what do I know – I just look at pictures of girls all day for the last 10 years… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE and HERE
Xenia Deli is in a bikini catalog…and she’s wearing a bikini in said catalog…just her, a white background, a bikini and photoshop…boring as shit..it’s like throw some props in this motherfucker…add some drama or theatrics cuz girl in front of white wall wearing anything or nothing is fucking garbage….even when the girl is fucking fantastic… I only post this shit to remind myself that even good things can be horrible…
I’ve never heard of this GoSee Magazine before, but any publication that does a bikini shoot with my favorite supermodel Nina Agdal obviously has some smart people working for them. Sure, it’s not exactly like you’re getting an exclusive, since the girl works more than most of the other supermodels out there combined. But everybody knows that there’s no such thing as too many pictures of Nina in a bikini. It’s all about supply and demand, and judging from you guys at least, supply is still way behind.
They finally make it to Savannah and The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 8 argue over “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” while Porsha Williams tries to figure out where the train went. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry but we recap it all in our THG +/- review. We pickup where we left off last week with the ladies on the bus to Savannah and talk about marriage makes Porsha cry so hard that her makeup is literally sliding off her face. – Minus 12. Porsha’s day goes from bad to worse. On the bus ride she seems to say that if a wife isn’t having sex with her husband every day then she should expect him to cheat and “I feel that all wives should be submissive to the right person.” Minus 33. Whoa. Apparently Kordell really had this girl trained. But if that’s really what he wanted then why did he let her go? The bus finally pulls into Savannah at 9pm. What took so long? Atlanta to Savannah is about a three to four hour drive. Even with Kandi being three hours late, what accounts for the extra three hours? Minus 10. Did they stop for some emergency shoe shopping because that’s a lot of potty breaks along the way. The Wedding Cake Mansion is an odd combination of creepy with a side of cheese or as Phaedra Parks “It’s like being in a nice, cozy, chilly mortuary.” Plus 14 because we can’t really disagree. In an act of utter rudeness, Kandi Burress makes a made dash for the master suite. Minus 25. I don’t usually like to do this but I have to agree with Kenya Moore on this one. The master should go to the host who put the trip together. And when have we ever seen Kandi run for anything? Speaking of Kenya, she was trying to cause trouble everywhere she went. First she got everyone all riled up on the bus. Then she attempted to get NeNe Leakes to confront Kandi over the room issue. Plus 40 to NeNe who held her temper despite Kenya’s prodding. The girl has come a long way since season 1. NeNe’s friend Mynique came along on this trip. Is she looking for her spot as a Housewife next season or just her 15 minutes of fame? Either way the girl should have invested in a Housewives translator. It’s hard to fight back when you have no idea how someone’s insulting you. Minus 15. And why would she bring up her husband’s old girlfriends? That was just dumb but it sure made Kenya’s day. She couldn’t get enough of digging into Chuck’s sexual exploits with Kandi and Phaedra. Leave it to Kenya to ask them all, “What was the sex like?” Just for the record, it sounds like Chuck was Kandi’s sugar daddy (which is probably why Momma Joyce likes him) and Phaedra was his booty call. Seriously ladies, this was all 20 years ago. Shouldn’t it all be filed under Who the hell cares? Minus 21. But the most hilarious and yet pathetically sad moment was Porsha’s education, or lack thereof on the Underground Railroad. The trip to the First African Baptist Church in Savannah was fascinating. The church was beautiful and filled with historical significance. I found it both inspiriting and horrifying that people made there way through 4 foot high crawl spaces and used tiny holes in the floor boards for fresh air as they tried to escape slavery. Plus 50 to the show for five minutes of actual significant content. And then in the middle of this captivating look into our nation’s history, Porsha had to open her mouth. What is that saying…I t is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Wow! We knew Porsha was no genius but this is beyond comprehension. As the Pastor explained how the crawl spaces of the church were used as part of the Underground Railroad and many of the exits and entrances are still unknown, Porsha responded, “There’s got to be an opening for the railroad at some point. Cause somebody’s driving the train. It’s not an electric like we have now. ” Minus 65 What makes it all even sadder is that her grandfather was Hosea Williams, a civil rights leader who was Martin Luther King Jr’s right hand man. Porsha claims to help run her grandfather’s foundation but she apparently doesn’t know anything about her own history…or read a grammar school history book for that matter. On the upside, plus 27 to the rest of the Housewives as their jaws hit the floor. When Phaedra said education was important, she really wasn’t kidding. Episode total = -50! Season total = -438!
Izabel Goulart is so fit….and her instagram promotes it every fucking day and I like to watch because fit girls turn me on, and more importantly because fat girls hate fit girls or VS model type girls calling them unnatural, when all it really is is work…this girl works out all the fucking time on her body and that’s why it is a expensive high priced machine I want to chip my tooth on…so haters gonna hate…while this bitch is gonna live forever…cuz she’s all bionic woman and shit. I am a fan of people who work at it…and a bigger fan of working it to their pics.
Revenge Season 3 Episode 10 closed out 2013 with the culmination of Emily Thorne’s season-long plot to take down Victoria Grayson once and for all. Needless to say, it didn’t go as she planned. We knew our girl would be shot on her wedding day, but we didn’t know who pulled the trigger or whether her Revengenda would be exposed until this moment Now that we do, and her “Exodus” has been foiled, where does that leave her vendetta against the Graysons? Especially after her stunning confession to Victoria? If you missed last night, we will say no more. Watch Revenge Season 3 Episode 10 online, learn the shocking truth behind Emily’s shooting and ponder until January 5 where the show will go from here: Watch Revenge Season 3 Episode 10
Here’s another set of staged Paparazzi shots of Joanna Krupa in a bikini chilling by her pool. You’d think by now the girl would put up a fence so that she can get a little privacy. Luckily for us she loves the attention and loves showing off her sexy cougar body. Anyway, enjoy the pics even if they are silly. Especially, the shot of her taking a selfie !
I don’t know if you don’t look at the video and just listen to the audio, this girl resisting arrest, who has two cops on her back restraining her, sounds a lot like every time I have sex…and apparently, those aren’t good sounds, it could happen to anyone. The funny thing in all this is the guy filming lecturing them on their job, wasting their time explaining themselves, because they are Canadian, if this was anywhere else, motherfuckers would get shot. If you don’t like that cop video – here’s one of some car avoiding a cop in the funniest way
Alyssa Miller is some girl who Sports Illustrated created thanks to dating the photographer’s son, probably a strategic move, like dating Jake Gyllenhaal, even though Gyllenhaal is gay, because you only live once and you might as well get as much exposure as possible..you know make the fucking moves when the opportunity presents itself, even if it requires using your vagina as collateral because otherwise some other girl is going to do it and get all that could have been yours…Get money, fuck bitches.
Adriana Lima continues to spread holiday cheer and pants fires across the globe for Victoria’s Secret, this time making a stop in their London store. As hot as Adriana is though, who wants to see her posing with shopping bags when we could be seeing her posing with what’s in them instead? But I think I finally realized why they don’t do that: because unless you’re dating another supermodel, there’s no way your girl looks as hot in their lingerie as Adriana does. So at least this way, it saves guys the disappointment when they unwrap their present on Christmas Eve and it doesn’t look as good as it did in the store. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
