People make fun of Audrina Patridge , myself included, but the girl’s clearly smart. I mean, she’s the only former Hills hottie that still gets regular coverage on my site, which means she must be doing something right. Case in point: here she is hosting her own Las Vegas casino party in a tight leather dress, and making me forget all about the fact that she’s not actually famous anymore. Like I said, smart. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com
Kanye West may no longer be cool because he’s engaged to Kim Kardashian. But, even we must admit, this was a pretty cool move by the large-breasted reality star. On Thursday night in New Orleans, a Twitter user with the profile name “Myleeza” was in attendance at a Kanye concert when she Tweeted: “I’m looking for Kim SO hard while we wait for Yeezy to come out. Wya sis?” Incredibly, Kim actually responded to the question, writing back: “I’m sending someone to go get you so you can come sit with me!!! Need your seat # & section. DM me ASAP!!!” And, with that, Myleeza actually went and watched the show with West’s fiancee, Tweeting her crazy excitement. “IM ABOUT TO GO SIT WITH KIM KARDASHIAN AT THE KANYE CONCERT! IS THIS LIFE? IM SHAKING!!!!!!” Myleeza also got to go backstage and pose with Kardashian and West, later gushing over her memorable evening. “From the bottom of my heart, sis THANK YOU. You never cease to amaze me with your kindness and loyalty! I love you SO MUCH,” she Tweeted. Well played, Kim. The only thing cooler you could do? Pose for Playboy again !
The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us the saga of the “The Old Lady and the Shoe” but I wish Mama Joyce would just put her shoes back on and walk out the door. We recap the wedding dress drama in our THG +/- review. But first Kandi Burruss takes the girls to a dance class to get them moving but Cynthia Bailey’s sparkles nearly blinded me. Minus 15. Even worse was the close up of Phaedra Parks tummy. Minus 21. The woman just had a baby for goodness sake. But wait, they’re not done. Kenya Moore sent rival Phaedra her Booty Bootcamp video after she gave birth. Minus 25. That’s just so wrong. Does Kenya think that’s cute? Just wait until she has a child, which if her aunt has any say in it will be soon. Since Kenya’s always picking the wrong men, her aunt’s advice is to skip that part and go straight to the baby. Yes, Kenya seems to do fine with her little dog but a child…I’m not so sure. Speaking of kids, Cynthia had a sit down with Noelle’s daddy to talk about the girl’s new boyfriend. Plus 42 . Noelle’s a lucky girl. Most kids are lucky to have one parent who is interested. She’s got a mother and two fathers who are actively involved in her life. NeNe’s planning a girls’ trip to Savannah, Georgia. Plus 50. I love Savannah. I’m just not sure how much I’ll love it after these ladies get through with it. Brace yourself Savannah. The Housewives are coming. Hopefully Porsha Williams will be able to make it. The stress of the divorce must be taking its toll because she’s been plagued by headaches and she fainted on the stairs. Maybe it’s a good thing she didn’t move out of her Momma’s. But if Porsha needs to be close to her mother, Kandi needs to run from hers. Mama Joyce is a complete mess. Who goes to see their daughter try and wedding dresses and says “She ain’t gonna wear it no where” while the girl is in the dressing room. Minus 33. That’s just mean. But Mama Joyce is cruel. She’s a bully, only Kandi’s so used to having it in her life that she just can’t see how bad it really is. Joyce and her sisters came into that bridal salon like a mean spirited little gang and did their best to ruin Kandi’s day. And when Carmon tried to stand up to them, Mama Joyce threatened to beat her with a shoe! Kandi doesn’t like confrontation so she just backs down to Mama but if she keeps that up Mama Joyce will push Kandi’s best friend and fiance right out of her life. Minus 40 . But that seems to be exactly what Joyce wants. Her daughter to be just as lonely and miserable as she is. Maybe the ladies can convince Kandi to put her big girl panties on and stand up for herself when they get to Savannah, but after a lifetime of cow-towing to Mama Joyce, I doubt it. Episode total = -42! Season total = -329!
Former celebrity Paris Hilton was on the receiving end of a Twitter hoax Thursday involving “her” supposed reaction to the death of Nelson Mandela. “Paris” did not sound smart in her alleged Tweet, posted after Nelson Mandela died at the age of 95, and actual Paris is not happy about it whatsoever. “RIP Nelson Mandela,” the Photoshopped tweet purportedly from Hilton read. “Your ‘I Have A Dream’ speech was so inspiring. An amazing man.” That’s right, Hilton was supposedly so brick stupid that she confused Mandela with Martin Luther King Jr., or so the fake tweet would have you believe. Which more than a few people did … which isn’t all that surprising, considering the proliferation of hoaxes on Twitter, and the fact that it’s Paris Hilton. NOTE: Paris is a former celebrity who was like the Kim Kardashian of 2003-2007. The two were even friends, and their “career paths” are similar. You could say the Paris Hilton sex tape was the Kim Kardashian sex tape before the Kim Kardashian sex tape was the Kim Kardashian sex tape. In any case, a quick check of Hilton’s verified account at the time the hoax started revealed she was on a plane to Miami, and did not send the Tweet. The socialite and reality star was quick to re-tweet items debunking the hoax, which according to reports, came from another account , not hers. “Just landed & heard the sad new[s] about Nelson Mandela,” real Paris wrote. “He was a true Hero & the world is a better place because of him. May he rest in peace.” Eleven minutes later, she let loose on the Twitter hoax: “Whoever made that stupid fake tweet lacks respect to the loss the world is mourning right now.” “Same goes for all the blogs who ran with it.” In the wee hours Friday morning, Hilton was still ticked off, tweeting, “I’m so sick of people lying about me & using my name . Please get a life & stop talking about mine.” “It’s beyond. #URPathetic #GetYourOwnLife” Seriously … the girl makes a valid point. Who still talks about Paris Hilton these days? What is this, 2007? Isn’t Miley Cyrus Twerking somewhere?
It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I love Amanda Bynes…who you may remember as being the girl thrown into rehab to get out of going to jail while attempting to salvage a career and public image…even if her freakout behavior was the best thing she could have done for her irrelevant self…you know get into the mind of the public, make them believe while showing off some implants, and in turn going to rehab and coming out a new person… I think she’s fucking fantastic and I am happy to stare at her ass…now that she’s released from rehab and capable of being back to her old self…but luckily she’s still trapped in the prison that is her mind…so good things are to come…literally. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I love Amanda Bynes…who you may remember as being the girl thrown into rehab to get out of going to jail while attempting to salvage a career and public image…even if her freakout behavior was the best thing she could have done for her irrelevant self…you know get into the mind of the public, make them believe while showing off some implants, and in turn going to rehab and coming out a new person… I think she’s fucking fantastic and I am happy to stare at her ass…now that she’s released from rehab and capable of being back to her old self…but luckily she’s still trapped in the prison that is her mind…so good things are to come…literally. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
This girl is Lauren ….and she’s a magical fucking adventure in poor decisions if you’re a religious person…which you know I am not…but rather a firm believer that sins make the world go round…that’s why I am drunk right now…but more importantly that sex..is not a fucking sin and either is nudity…it’s our human nature…and nothing to be ashamed of….unless you have a dad…because dad’s generally don’t approve of dudes getting off to their daughters…unless those dad’s are me…because I think if I made it, I’d want to share it… TO SEE LAUREN GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
I am really not a Nina Agdal fan at all. I think she’s overrated, and I think her face usually looks like she’s a retarded person, begging for money for her retard home at the mall…and I don’t think her ass is as good as a bikini models ass should be…and I the rest of her is alright…but still nothing worth celebrating the way Sports Illustrated celebrates her because I assume Sports Illustrated bought her from some human trafficker in whatever country she’s from and own her and that’s why they promote her so much…. That said, these pics she posted of her on her instagram with some football paint on her face, even though she’s clothed, is some of her better work in hiding the retard face, and I felt the need to share it with you…. Bringing hard hitting news that doesn’t matter about people who don’t matter since 2004…
