Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to. Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched… So she brought light to a very dark place. It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense… Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on… These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…
Naomi has always been a nasty beyotch. We know you’re mad your over-the-hill azz shacked up with a married man and now he’s on to the next one, but let the girl eat. Naomi Still Terrorizing Ex According to Page Six A source close to Vlad — who has been divorced from Russian gal Ekaterina since 2010, according to documents seen by Page Six — tells us, “The desperate lies and misinformation coming from Naomi’s camp about Vlad and Luo are astounding. Naomi was working the phones, pushing to get Luo ousted. She said, ‘Jump,’ and [Luo’s agency] said, ‘How high?’ “Vlad and Luo are serious and are looking forward to a future where Naomi will stop harassing them both and they can all get on with their lives in peace.” Meanwhile, Naomi has been getting some emotional support from her supermodel pal Kate Moss. Sources tell us that fellow British beauty Moss had “practically moved in” with Naomi, who has had “a tough few weeks after splitting with Vlad.” A source close to Naomi said, “She is feeling a lot better and has put it all behind her. She is focusing on her show.” Naomi has been in London filming the British version of her US hit “The Face” and has repeatedly been seen with Moss. The pair partied with Grace Jones until 5 a.m. after attending the glamorous Serpentine Summer party in London on Wednesday evening. Reps for both Vlad and Naomi didn’t comment. These old birds need to stop trying to phuck up the next beyotch”s scrilla. He moved on because you lied down and allowed him to treat you as a doormat… what man shacks up with a woman that long and does not wife her?
My name is Lizzy, I’m 18 years old and a proud belieber from the Netherlands. It was summer 2012 and the radio was on. I wasn’t listening, but then I heard “Justin Bieber.” My heart was beating so fast, but I didn’t know why they were talking about a concert. A few minutes later they said: “Justin Bieber is coming to the Netherlands on April 13 th 2013. You can buy your ticket on July 5th.” I thought I was dreaming, but I started to cry and shake. I called some people to tell about it. I was so nervous because I thought, “What if I’m too late for tickets?” But Gelredome (the area) is really big and there were something like 35,000 tickets on sale. Everything was alright and I had tickets. I was so damn happy. Some days later, I was looking on the site and I saw Meet & Greet tickets. I clicked on it, but they were sold out. Why didn’t I know about it? A few days later I was looking at a website from Belgium. I saw “M&G tickets for April 10 th 2013.” I clicked on it and they weren’t sold out yet. I was running to my mom and I said: “I need to buy this.” My mom asked me how much and I said: €425. She said. “No that’s too expensive,” but I told her I would pay her back. I asked my sister and she wanted it too. My mom finally accepted it and we bought them. I ran to my room and started to cry. One of my friends called me and she was so happy for me. I had to wait for 279 days, but that went by so fast. I couldn’t sleep the night before the big day because I was so nervous. Me and my sister went to Belgium with someone I met on Twitter. Before the meet and greet, Dan Kanter walked in. I said, “Can I get a hug?” and he said, “Of course!” Then I took my phone and took a picture with him. I said, “Thank you, I love you so much.” He was so sweet and little. We also heard the crowd, the area was above us. The meet and greets started and I sprayed Girlfriend everywhere. I saw Justin between the curtains. I started to cry. I walked to Justin in the room and it was so dark. I couldn’t see him good. There were no lights and it was surrounded with black curtains. He said, “Hi sweetheart.” OMG, he was so perfect, so sweet, so little and so cute. I was standing next to him, my heart was beating so fast and they took a picture. I said “I love you so much!” and he smiled. The security pushed me away. I walked out and I broke down in tears. I never cried like this before. Everyone was looking at me. I saw my sister standing in the row. She started to cry too because of me. I saw the girl who met him before me and we cried together. We hugged each other a lot. Then we started to walk in the area and I couldn’t stop crying. Everyone was staring at me. I almost fell down the stairs cause I was shaking. I was sitting at the second row. My sister came over to me and we hugged each other, we couldn’t stop crying. The concert was perfect and I took a lot of pictures and video’s. Please NEVER give up on your dreams. I never thought this would happen to me and I’ll never forget the day and the 10 seconds I met Justin. If you believe, you’ll meet him too. Thank you all so much for reading my story. -@BieberbucksNL Link: My name is Lizzy, I’m 18 years old and a proud belieber…
Wow I honestly can’t believe I’m writing this right now. I can’t believe that after so long I finally can write my own Bieber experience. My name is Maria, I’m 15 years old and I live in this little country called Luxembourg in Europe. I’ve been a belieber for four years now. I remember watching Justin’s music video ‘One Time’ on Youtube and instantly falling in love with him. Since then my life has changed. Justin was the very first artist I supported, and I doubt that I will ever support any other artist like I support him. Justin’s music has helped me through so much and has kept me going every day. Since I live in a very small country, not many artists come here. I couldn’t attend to Justin’s first tour and I was hoping that maybe on his next one he would come here. My parents know how much Justin means to me so they said that they would take me to another country just so I could see Justin. I started saving money and a few months before the new tour dates were coming out, I joined Justin’s official website, so I could get a pre-sale code to make sure I would get tickets. Finally, after so many years of waiting I got tickets to see Justin in Frankfurt, Germany on April 3rd – plus they were on the Diamond Circle, which is right in front of the stage. I remember crying so much after I bought them. I still couldn’t believe it was happening, I was finally going to see Justin! My friend also bought a ticket so I wouldn’t go all by myself. I’ve been a member of BieberFever for a year now and I saw that there was a contest for each show of the tour to win M&G. I obviously entered the contest for the date of my show. Honestly, I’m a very negative person, and I barely win anything, but this time I did everything I could to get win this. If I really fought for my dreams they would come true. That’s what Justin taught me, to always believe that anything’s possible, that dreams do come true, to never say never. Since I was going to see Justin in Germany, we left a day earlier for the concert. The next morning I opened the email, and I couldn’t believe what I was reading: ‘Congratulations Maria, you’re officially invited to attend the photo meet & greet tomorrow night April 3 rd in Frankfurt….’ I seriously stoop there looking at it for a few minutes. I couldn’t believe I had won the contest, it felt like a dream. I started crying and called my friend saying that we were going to meet Justin! Finally the day I was waiting the most arrived: April 3rd. My friend and I went straight to the arena. I’d never had been there before, and I didn’t know where was the ticket box office where I was supposed to get my wristbands for the m&g. Plus I don’t know how to speak German that well which made things more difficult. I met an amazing German belieber who helped me talk with the security to try to get more information about the m&g wristbands, but no one knew. We waited till 4 p.m. It was freezing cold in Frankfurt, and waiting so long outside was horrible, but it was worth it. After all the people with priority got in, it was the turn for the others. That’s when they told me that I was supposed to get my wristbands in the ticket box office which was near the normal entrance, in the opposite side where I was. I started running so fast, I swear I never ran that fast during my whole life. Finally I got my wristbands. While waiting I met this girl that I had met on Twitter. Meeting beliebers is the best thing ever. She told me that Dan Kantar was there and that she got a picture with him! I turned around and saw Dan Kanter taking pictures with basically every single person that was there. I went up to him and said “Omg hi” and hugged him straight away, and he hugged me back and said “Hey!” He smells so good and is so cute. I asked him if we could take a picture and he said “Yeah sure.” Then it was time to meet Justin. Since I hadn’t bought the m&g I had to be in a picture of six people. I was praying that I had the chance to stand next to Justin. He was standing there, a few meters away from me, the real Justin Drew Bieber was there! When it was my turn to take the picture, I was lucky enough and got on a picture of only four people and stood next to him. I’m not sure if I said ‘Hi’ or not, I was so speechless and I couldn’t believe what was happening. Justin looked a bit serious but his face was so flawless, so perfect, and gorgeous. Words can’t even describe it. I was standing next to him and he had his arm around my friend and I. I was touching Justin, I was in the same room as him, I was taking a picture with him, I was living a dream. After two seconds, security pushed me away, and didn’t even had time to ask for a hug. That’s when I broke down crying. What had just happened was so unreal, true, it was only a few seconds but I finally could say it, I met Justin. Now it was time for the show! Since the m&g was late, I didn’t get to see the opening acts, but that really didn’t bother me. The people from the m&g were the last ones to get inside the arena, so I was expecting not to be close to the stage. Fortunately, we had a whole side of the Diamond Circle reserved for us! I got to be front row on the left side of the stage. As soon as the countdown hit 00:00, that’s when the magic started. The show was incredibly amazing, Justin’s voice was perfect, everything was perfect. I was so close to the stage, Justin was just a few meters away, it was unreal! While singing ‘Eenie Meenie’ Justin went in front of my friends and I and pointed at the three of us. But everything good comes to an end, and the show was over. To be honest, It went by so fast, it felt like ten minutes! It was the best experience of my life. I started crying so much while walking out of the arena and going to the hotel. It was all over and I was so grateful for everything that happened. I got to meet Justin, go to his concert, I couldn’t ask for anything more. I guess Justin’s right, dreams DO come true. To every one of you that thinks that dreams don’t come true, that it’s impossible to meet Justin, don’t ever give up, keep trying. You just have to fight for it and never say never. My dreams came true, yours can too. -@itsbieberheaven Read this article: Wow I honestly can’t believe I’m writing this right now. I can’t…
Wow I honestly can’t believe I’m writing this right now. I can’t believe that after so long I finally can write my own Bieber experience. My name is Maria, I’m 15 years old and I live in this little country called Luxembourg in Europe. I’ve been a belieber for four years now. I remember watching Justin’s music video ‘One Time’ on Youtube and instantly falling in love with him. Since then my life has changed. Justin was the very first artist I supported, and I doubt that I will ever support any other artist like I support him. Justin’s music has helped me through so much and has kept me going every day. Since I live in a very small country, not many artists come here. I couldn’t attend to Justin’s first tour and I was hoping that maybe on his next one he would come here. My parents know how much Justin means to me so they said that they would take me to another country just so I could see Justin. I started saving money and a few months before the new tour dates were coming out, I joined Justin’s official website, so I could get a pre-sale code to make sure I would get tickets. Finally, after so many years of waiting I got tickets to see Justin in Frankfurt, Germany on April 3rd – plus they were on the Diamond Circle, which is right in front of the stage. I remember crying so much after I bought them. I still couldn’t believe it was happening, I was finally going to see Justin! My friend also bought a ticket so I wouldn’t go all by myself. I’ve been a member of BieberFever for a year now and I saw that there was a contest for each show of the tour to win M&G. I obviously entered the contest for the date of my show. Honestly, I’m a very negative person, and I barely win anything, but this time I did everything I could to get win this. If I really fought for my dreams they would come true. That’s what Justin taught me, to always believe that anything’s possible, that dreams do come true, to never say never. Since I was going to see Justin in Germany, we left a day earlier for the concert. The next morning I opened the email, and I couldn’t believe what I was reading: ‘Congratulations Maria, you’re officially invited to attend the photo meet & greet tomorrow night April 3 rd in Frankfurt….’ I seriously stoop there looking at it for a few minutes. I couldn’t believe I had won the contest, it felt like a dream. I started crying and called my friend saying that we were going to meet Justin! Finally the day I was waiting the most arrived: April 3rd. My friend and I went straight to the arena. I’d never had been there before, and I didn’t know where was the ticket box office where I was supposed to get my wristbands for the m&g. Plus I don’t know how to speak German that well which made things more difficult. I met an amazing German belieber who helped me talk with the security to try to get more information about the m&g wristbands, but no one knew. We waited till 4 p.m. It was freezing cold in Frankfurt, and waiting so long outside was horrible, but it was worth it. After all the people with priority got in, it was the turn for the others. That’s when they told me that I was supposed to get my wristbands in the ticket box office which was near the normal entrance, in the opposite side where I was. I started running so fast, I swear I never ran that fast during my whole life. Finally I got my wristbands. While waiting I met this girl that I had met on Twitter. Meeting beliebers is the best thing ever. She told me that Dan Kantar was there and that she got a picture with him! I turned around and saw Dan Kanter taking pictures with basically every single person that was there. I went up to him and said “Omg hi” and hugged him straight away, and he hugged me back and said “Hey!” He smells so good and is so cute. I asked him if we could take a picture and he said “Yeah sure.” Then it was time to meet Justin. Since I hadn’t bought the m&g I had to be in a picture of six people. I was praying that I had the chance to stand next to Justin. He was standing there, a few meters away from me, the real Justin Drew Bieber was there! When it was my turn to take the picture, I was lucky enough and got on a picture of only four people and stood next to him. I’m not sure if I said ‘Hi’ or not, I was so speechless and I couldn’t believe what was happening. Justin looked a bit serious but his face was so flawless, so perfect, and gorgeous. Words can’t even describe it. I was standing next to him and he had his arm around my friend and I. I was touching Justin, I was in the same room as him, I was taking a picture with him, I was living a dream. After two seconds, security pushed me away, and didn’t even had time to ask for a hug. That’s when I broke down crying. What had just happened was so unreal, true, it was only a few seconds but I finally could say it, I met Justin. Now it was time for the show! Since the m&g was late, I didn’t get to see the opening acts, but that really didn’t bother me. The people from the m&g were the last ones to get inside the arena, so I was expecting not to be close to the stage. Fortunately, we had a whole side of the Diamond Circle reserved for us! I got to be front row on the left side of the stage. As soon as the countdown hit 00:00, that’s when the magic started. The show was incredibly amazing, Justin’s voice was perfect, everything was perfect. I was so close to the stage, Justin was just a few meters away, it was unreal! While singing ‘Eenie Meenie’ Justin went in front of my friends and I and pointed at the three of us. But everything good comes to an end, and the show was over. To be honest, It went by so fast, it felt like ten minutes! It was the best experience of my life. I started crying so much while walking out of the arena and going to the hotel. It was all over and I was so grateful for everything that happened. I got to meet Justin, go to his concert, I couldn’t ask for anything more. I guess Justin’s right, dreams DO come true. To every one of you that thinks that dreams don’t come true, that it’s impossible to meet Justin, don’t ever give up, keep trying. You just have to fight for it and never say never. My dreams came true, yours can too. -@itsbieberheaven Read this article: Wow I honestly can’t believe I’m writing this right now. I can’t…
Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.
I would like someone to photoshop a dick in where the MIC is….because her facial expression is one I like pretending she’s making before taking a load on her face from some record exec who was in his 60s and owned Sony music who she married back when talent wasn’t enough to get famous. I’m not interested in any of that Nick Cannon shit, so make the dick white and Jewish, like she pretended to like when she was coming up… And while you do that, I’ll watch this video of her Popped Dress Almost Gives Me Boners…of the Day To see more of her being patriotic for Macy’s CLICK HERE
Emma Glover and Sallie Axl are apparently trashy sluts who ere cast on Big Brother, because in the UK all you need is being cast on Big Brother to become famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of you topless on the fucking beach…I mean it is also one of the better ways to become a topless Glamour model who will eventually marry a soccer player…because the years of whoring out like a pile of trashy topless shit… Whenever I see girls like this, I generally hate them. They think they are hotter than they are. They act like they are celebrities even before getting on TV, and they only fuck the DJ, Promoter or drug dealer. They are all the useless same, and loud and causing scenes, and really when looking at them, I don’t even want to fuck them. Sure they have well used vaginas, but I just prefer having nothing to do with any of that…they are damaged, trashy, and don’t realize they should only cost 50 bucks a blow job… You see, I like to judge books by the cover. That’s the whole fucking reason they have covers. Otherwise they’d just be pages of text undistinguishable from one another… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Briley Hale is not a very major model, but she’s pretty fucking lovely to look at. She’s signed to Wilhelmina Denver, which in the event you don’t know, is not a major agency, despite Denver being the fashion center of the fucking world…. So these pictures of her in her bathing suit, should really be her in New York working for free for some trendy photographer’s personal collection, because that’s how trendy photographers get laid, it’s not the fact that they make millions on the corporate jobs, but rather the eagerness of young hot girls with a dream. I guess this Colorado chick, is just a little more Christian than that, at least for now…but I predict, as I do with all models, and that I am right about with all models, making it hardly a prediction and more a waiting out the inevitable, that we will see this girl’s nipples soon enough…and in the mean time here she is wet…
The vampire thriller Byzantium (2013) is creeping its way onto big screens this weekend, and even though its star Gemma Arterton has done gobs of gratuitously great nudity in the past, she only strips to lingerie here. Plus, absolutely nothing but a bra shot from the sexy, but always skingy, Kristen Bell as the girl who got away in Some Girl(s) (2012). Your only hope for tit in the theater is from Branca Ferrazo who bares bouncing boobage playing a sex addict in Petunia (2012). Nice posies! More after the jump!
