SMH. You don’t have to be a beanpole to tote pom-poms ! The saddest part of this entire thing is the idea of one woman publicly ridiculing another… Via NY Daily News reports : A CBS blogger is under fire after ridiculing an NBA cheerleader for her weight, asking readers, is this girl “too chunky” to cheer? The post was written by CBS Houston sex writer Claire Crawford, reportedly a pen name for Anna-Megan Raley. It was removed from the website Wednesday afternoon, but cached versions are still available. Crawford calls Oklahoma City Thunder cheerleader Kelsey Williams a “pretty blonde,” but points out the “pudginess” around her waistline. “But if she’s comfortable wearing that tiny outfit and dancing for NBA fans, then good for her,” Crawford wrote. “Besides … not every man likes women to be toothpick skinny. In fact, I’d say most men prefer a little extra meat on her bones. Am I right?” Oklahoma beat the Houston Rockets at a home game Sunday. Disgusted commenters called the post “useless” and “pathetic.” “It’s articles like this that lead young women and girls to anorexia and bulimia,” one reader wrote. Others called for the author to be fired. Previous articles by Crawford, described as a “racy relationship columnist” have been removed from CBS Houston’s website. We’re glad that CBS decided to pull the story. Props to Kelsey for twerking that thang proudly. Keep your head up shawty, don’t let the haters get you down just cuz they ain’t ready for that jelly! AP
Now this is more like it. After those pictures we had earlier of Candice Swanepoel modeling Victoria’s Secret casual wear , the company smartened up and got her back into lingerie for this set of pictures. It makes a lot more sense, if you ask me. With legs like this, Candice just wasn’t made to wear pants. Or a shirt. Or anything at all for that matter, but until those candids come in like I keep asking for, we’ll just have to make do with these. Enjoy. Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude
When I first heard that Kat Dennings was at the Iron Man 3 premiere in LA, I got excited. I mean, the girl consistently rocks some of the best red carpet cleavage in Hollywood. I’m pretty sure it’s the reason why she was invited to this premiere. Unfortunately for all of us though, Kat decided to cover up her impressive talents. I just hope she doesn’t keep this up, otherwise that 2 Broke Girls sitcom of hers might turn into a reality show. » view all 21 photos Related Articles: Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS Kat Dennings Has Thor Boobs! Photos: WENN.com
Don’t front, some of y’all azzes would be right in the front row trying to touch lil Marky abs. Mark Wahlberg Says He Would Reunite With The Funky Bunch For Boston Bombing Charity Concert According to TMZ reports : Feel it, FEEL IT … Mark Wahlberg just told TMZ he would REUNITE with The Funky Bunch to raise money for the victims of the Boston Marathon Bombing. Wahlberg — who was born and raised in Boston — was leaving T.C. Williams High School in Alexandria, VA this morning when he told us he’s totally game to get the gang back together for a BMB fundraiser. Fun Fact — T.C. Williams High was the inspiration for the movie “Remember the Titans.” We already know The Funky Bunch would be down to perform — back in March, they told TMZ a reunion show would be “amazing.” Sound too good to be true? Hear it from the horses mouth below. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. We’re all for raising money for folks that have suffered great losses, but didn’t The Funky Bunch only have one hit song with “Good Vibrations”??? Image via tumblr
What the hell ?!?! Woman Who Assaulted Girls Claims To Have Gay Man Inside Of Her A Buford woman is facing two counts of sexual assault against a child after allegedly climbing into bed with two young girls and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. Via Buford Patch reports: Gwinnett County Police were called to a Buford home on April 21 after the mother of the two girls learned of the incident. According to the police report, the woman, identified as Jessica Head, 25, had been to a nightclub with the adult brother of the two girls. The brother said both he and Head had consumed alcohol and returned home around 3:30 a.m. The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, “all slept in the same bed.” At some point during the night, one of the girls, described in the police report as a “very articulate and intelligent” 10-year-old, awoke to find Head on top of her. According to the child, “Head removed the blanket that was covering her, climbed on top of her (making it difficult for her to leave) and then began a back and forth motion on top of her.” The girl, according to the police, said she thought Head was “trying to have sex with her” given the movement. The girl added that Head reached her hand down and grabbed her outer thigh. She told police she was able to free herself after attempts to wake her brother and sister were futile. Head then reportedly moved on top of the girl’s 12-year-old sister and “began the same motion consistent with sexual intercourse.” “About that time … the girls’ brother woke up. He said when he awoke, he saw Head on top of [the sister]. He said that words were exchanged briefly and he instructed Head to get off his sister,” the officer wrote in the report. “She ultimately did and went into the living room.” Later, during a conversation with the investigating officer, the brother “expressed that he thought it was possible Head thought she was interacting with him.” The mother, who had heard one of the girls scream, reportedly entered the room as Head was getting up from the bed. The mother took the girls into her room and, after realizing what had transpired, called police. In the report, the officer described Head as “uncooperative and belligerent” throughout most of the encounter. When asked what had happened, Head reportedly replied, “I didn’t rape no kids!” “I thought the response was odd considering I asked a very general question and had not informed her of any of the statements from the victims,” the officer wrote. Head explained she had gone to sleep on the couch and had done nothing else. According to the report, she later admitted having been in the room with the girls, but was just trying to sleep. At one point during the conversation with the officer, Head reportedly said “I’m a d*ke” and then, according to the report, added “I am a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.” “Head never gave a coherent statement during my encounter with her,” the officer noted. The officer further wrote, “I believed the actions alleged were committed by Head to the children in an attempt to arouse herself.” Based on the witness and victim statements, Head was placed under arrest. She was later booked into the jail on two counts of child molestation and, as of April 22, remained jailed. Bond is set at $11,400. This might go down as one of the dumbest excuse a criminal has EVER made. How does this even make sense? It just doesn’t!
Our names are Theodora, Maria, Katerina, and Constantina. We are four 16-year-old beliebers and we never had the chance to see Justin before because he’s never been to Greece! This year our parents let us fly to PARIS to see him in concert for the first time. We were so happy that we were going to see our idol LIVE after years of waiting. On March 19th we were arrived in Paris. We woke up at 2 a.m. to leave the hotel and get to the arena early. We had floor seats but they were first-come first-serve. We put on our homemade ‘Believe’ outfits and left. Arriving there, we saw a huge line of beliebers already waiting. We were holding a sign we made that said, “We are here from Greece” and our Twitter usernames on the back and held a Greek flag the whole time. Some beliebers recognized us from that which was really nice and funny because someone said, “Are you guys the 4 besties that came from Greece? I’ve seen it trending on Twitter!” The day was passing really slow and once it hit 3 p.m., it started raining. We were all moving fast around the arena and lost each other. At some random moment, I, Theodora, kept hearing my name being screamed so I turned around to see the girls out of the line and screaming my name. Constantina’s face was the most excited I had ever seen it. She looked at me and started screaming: “KENNY IS GIVING US 4 MEET AND GREETS!” I was like “What are you talking about!?” “Kenny DM’d you, he’s going to give us meet and greets to meet Justin!” At that moment I ran to them and saw Maria talking on the phone crying. She said that Fay (@FayBeliebe) called her and said that Kenny DM’d asking for my last name. She gave me the phone and I talked to Fay. She said I should calm down but it was impossible. French beliebers were asking me to tell them what happened and when I did, the whole line started clapping and screaming! Everyone was so happy for us and it was so amazing. It was already 4:15 p.m. so we started looking for the box office. Every single person was showing us a different direction, we were running like crazy and couldn’t find it. At 5 p.m., we were outside Gate 35 and my dad saw the sign that M&G. Finally at 6 p.m. they opened the door. After a lot of confusion, the lady put the wristband on my hand. The man let the girls get in too and we were crying, and hugging each other like crazy people. Everyone clapped for us saying, “Awww” and held our sign up. When we got in the M&G line, it had like 200 bodyguards who wouldn’t believe we had real M&Gs. I started freaking out. I said, “Call the box-office, Kenny sent them to us.” They stayed with us until the final door before the M&G line and then a security man was like, “Your tickets aren’t for M&G.” I was about to scream but then randomly Kenny walked out of a door. Keeping calm I said, “Kenny! Hi, we are the 4 Greeks beliebers from Twitter. Thank you so much!” He said, “It’s ok, no problem!” The man looked at Kenny saying, “Are they with you?” Kenny said, “Yeah, I sent them the package, did you guys get it?” looking at us. We ran up to him and he hugged us all together smiling. We said thanks for the last time and we ran in the line. They didn’t let us bring our Greek flag in the M&G because they said it was forbidden. When we got in the final room for the M&Gs, Dan Kanter was there right next to us! We said, “We are here from Greece!” Dan was like, “What? Wow, that’s amazing!” He was really nice, but he had to get ready for the show, so he left. The lady grabbed me, and Constantina saying it was time. She opened the black curtain and we walked in. We saw Justin in front of us, he looked so unreal. He is so skinny, so handsome, and smelled so good. He looked at us and we said “Hi.” He smiled saying “Aye!” We stood next to him and at the last second, the lady put 4 more people in! Maria, Katerina and 2 others. Maria went in front of him, said “Hi” and he looked into her eyes smiling. Then she stood next to Constantina, Justin hugged them from the waist! I looked at Justin and said, “Can we kiss you?” He turned around and looked into my eyes saying “I’m sick. We don’t do kisses when I’m sick, I don’t want to get you sick too!” I said, “Aw its okay!” Then he hugged me and we all looked at the camera smiling. We couldn’t believe what was happening. When we had to leave I said, “We are here from Greece!” and Justin said, “Aww thank you sweetie!” I was about to die. Justin-freaking-Bieber just called me sweetie! When we were about to leave, Constantina kissed his neck and I kissed his cheek! He was sick, so what? It was our only chance! Maria and Katerina touched his hand! We said bye and left keeping calm, but once we walked outside, we started screaming, crying, hugging each other while running around the M&G line! We couldn’t believe it! The security cut off the girl’s wristbands but he didn’t even notice mine so I still have it. The concert was amazing. Cody was so hot, Carly was so cute. Justin surprised us coming on stage shirtless while Cody was singing. When we left the show, many beliebers recognized us saying we were so lucky that #JustinMeet4GreeksInParis ended up happening. Really, it was the most amazing night of our lives, you have to expect the unexpected! Never say never, and of course, believe! Anything can happen and we just realized it some weeks ago in Paris! We cannot thank our friends enough for helping us trend everyday. We cannot forget to thank our babyboo for making our dreams come true, for giving us 4 meet and greets and making it happen for us. It ultimately made our journey totally worth it! Nothing would’ve happened without Kenny Hamilton! We are so happy everyone was so supportive to us, so happy we had the chance to make our dream come true. Thank you. -Theodora (@DaKidrauhlCrew), Maria (@iGoWildForBiebs), Katerina (@iJBiebsGirl), Constantina (@BeingABelieber_) Read the rest here: Our names are Theodora, Maria, Katerina, and Constantina. We are…
“You know it’s hard out here for a piiiiimp..” Man Charged With Bigamy After Facebook Reveals That He’s Married To 2 Women A Washington state man got put on Facebook blast recently when the social networking site recommended that the two women become “friends.” via CBS News A Washington state corrections officer has been charged with bigamy after Facebook discovered two women were connected to him and suggested they might want to “friend.” Prosecutors in Pierce County say Alan L. O’Neill married a woman in 2001, moved out in 2009, changed his name and remarried without divorcing wife No. 1. Wife No. 1 found out about Wife No. 2 when Facebook detected their connection to O’Neill and suggested the friendship connection. The News Tribune reports O’Neill was placed on administrative leave after prosecutors charged him Thursday. Future would be so proud…
Hot tub Bible study??? WTF??? Youth Pastor In Texas Arrested For Sex Abuse In Hot Tub With Teen Via CBS DFW-Local A former North Texas youth pastor has been accused of having an improper contact with a 16-year old girl. Garland police arrested Joshua Earls earlier this week. Investigators confirmed that Earls, 28, had been the youth pastor at Arapaho Baptist Church for about four years. He resigned from the position in July of 2012. Garland police spokesman Officer Joe Harn said, “We don’t know all the reasoning behind his resignation, but yes, we just recently found out about this case.” David Alvey, a spokesperson for Arapaho Road Baptist Church, says church leaders weer shocked to learn about the allegations two weeks ago. He says the girl’s family is devastated. “It’s very painful, very painful. They’re hurting. This was a sacred trust that was betrayed.” Police say the girl’s parents discovered the problem when they found inappropriate pictures on her cell phone. In an affidavit, police say during a bible study swim party last April or May, Earls was sitting next to the girl in a hot tub when he grabbed her hand and put it in his swim trunks. Detectives say the current accusations are part of an active investigation, but they worry other children, who were preyed on, have not come forward. “The church is in the process and has started this week in contacting and letting parents and youth know what has gone on,” Harn explained. “Detectives do suspect that there are other victims.” As it stands, police believe any possible victims were all female and under the age of 17. Apparently perverts run in the family… In addition to Joshua Earls, detectives are now calling his younger brother, Jordan Earls, a person of interest in the cases. Police say they have some questions for Jordan Earls, 24, about other possible inappropriate contact with children at Arapaho Baptist. Jordan Earls now lives in South Carolina, but when he resided in North Texas was listed as an adult volunteer at the church. Jordan Earls is currently in jail on unrelated charge. They need to take both of these muhfuggas into a field and put them down. Image via Garland Police/Florence County Sheriffs Department
Here is a picture of the legendary teen icon, Britney Spears, no longer a teen, definitely not a girl and fully a woman, and old, washed up, tired woman who is hanging with what looks like Jabba the Hut, at least according to its chin, possibly to make her look skinnier, or maybe just because this is what America Looks like now thanks to all the bad food marketed to you, and it’s working, because Britney, despite looking dead, with no soul, all medicated and confused, with her titties and belly button stickin’ out, looks hot to me, but then again, medicated, dazed and confused girls is with no souls is kinda what I’m into. Maybe I just have a stupid lookin’ face fetish. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
They are nude – but they might as well be clothed, because I can’t see spread asshole or labia, so it doesn’t fucking count, but I guess the less desensitized virgin motherfuckers and Arabs, will see all this skin, and get excited their favorite girl from TV is naked, despite not being able to see any of the parts that make her naked, but who is naked, as technicality cuz she’s not in fucking clothes…. To me, it just reminds me of this girl I dated with a meaty pussy, who was ashamed of her meaty pussy, and who I think used to tuck her meaty pussy into herself, because everytime we’d have sex she’d run to the bathroom, not to mention, she also wore maxi pads every fucking day and when I asked her way, she said cuz it was like a pillow for her pussy, which was almost as weird as the fact that despite fucking her, I never saw her pussy. She didn’t like being eaten out, she’d let me finger her and fuck her, but the second we were done, pants were on. It fucked with my mind, because I was like “i fuck this girl, but I’ve never seen her twat”…. Only this is the nude modeling version. For those of you who don’t know these girls – Naya Rivera is on Glee, Jennifer Morrison was on House, is on Once Upon a Time, Christa Miller is on Cougar Town and thank god she’s not Courtney Cox and Clare Bowen is on Nashville….
