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Hot Promo Video for Some Magazine of the Day

Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, ‘Squash’ from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo . If this kind of thing went down in a squash court, or a gym, or really anywhere physical activity takes place, I’d be a skinny fucking man, because this is clearly one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen, sure I’m not the best judge of what is hot and what is not, because I could get off to pictures of kittens playing in the grass cuz I’m just not that picky and don’t really have taste, I’m just down with lookin’ at fuck holes no matter what they are on, but I feel like this is on a whole other level of good and I also feel that if you know the girl in this video, you’re a better person than me….but then again, most people are better people than me…. This is for something called Jacques, I have no idea what that is, but it’s probably something I should get to know, if it wasn’t so french sounding, even though I like french pussy, but I am lazy. Via GO

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Alana Collins

This next post is about a Gold Coast, Queensland native by the name of Alana Collins. I had actually had her profile in my to do list for some time but as always and just like work that list get huge and things get lost. The pic that sparked my rememberance is one that I saw on Zoo Weekly and that has got me into action. Some of her credits to her name include Miss Vixen in FreeRider MX magazine, Miss Hummer 2009, Miss FRMX Vixen 2009, and was a finalised in the Ralph Australian Swimwear Model of the Year. If there was a competition for having a nice bum, and I mean a real comp, she would easily be in with a chance of taking the title. While looking awesome in a bikini and a nice pair of undies, Alana really has a good amount of fashion type shots that in many cases bring out the true beauty that this girl has. I like it when that happens. To see more pics of Alana click here and see more… Make Her Famous Comments

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Katie Price Doesn’t Look Real of the Day

I do not really understand what’s going on with Katie Price or these pictures of her, but I do know that whatever it is, it is scary, she looks like something you’d find in the girl’s bathroom you’re using at a gay bar you accidentally walked into because you hoped gays were horny enough to buy you drinks when you had no money or homo tendencies, but you weren’t ambitious enough to use the men’s bathroom because it is a good place to get HIV cuz everyone in there is fucking each other, while the trannies who think they are ladies no matter how much make-up or how big her fake tits are still have dick that they luckily keep tightly wrapped are less scary to be around…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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The End of the Internet is Near of the Day

You know years ago, I posted pictures of this girl I knew fucking a banana in front of her autistic brother on a porn site then I sent the link to all her friends and family because I thought it was funny to humiliate her while teaching her a lesson about nude pictures…I didn’t get arrested for it, we all collectively laughed at the shit, like a virtual micro-community before virtual communities meant you were a virgin who couldn’t get pussy. I saw the beauty of the internet early on because it had no rules, you could do and say what you wanted with no consequence, you could find anything you needed to find, before all the mainstream idiots jumped on the shit with myspace and advertisers and corporations figured out it was a great place to make money…. Now kids get arrested for the shit….it’s really sad to watch such a good thing crumble before our very eyes by getting controlled and managed by the authorities with rules and regulations and laws that can fuck you up if you cross their bullshit line….I’m like a cowboy not ready to accept the laws they are putting in our prospecting town, or like a man who spent his life in jail, only to be released and kills himself for being unable to adapt…I saw Shawshank Redemption, I know how it is….

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Fringe Spoilers – Will Peter Learn the Truth?

Olivia was finally getting interested in the guy and now she learns Peter’s from another dimension.

jemmabritney – thats what her profile says!

Not being negative but this is one of those pages that appears on the MyNuts section that you are somewhat unsure if it is real or not.Its a new profile so I may be jumping the gun wee bit, but how many names like Jemma & Britney are there for models. Of course if this is her real name – its a hot name – run with it!!! In all the pics are really hot, but I guess until we get a little more info the mystery continues. Well I am being a bit dramatic there! They are just really well done and the model looks sensational. Whoever she is, and in all fairness I kind of recognise the girl but cannot match anything up yet, welcome. Hope we get to see more of this girl in more stunning pics. Make Her Famous Comments

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Crystal Bowersox Performs, Wows Judges On ‘American Idol’

It was unclear until the show aired whether the recently hospitalized singer would even make it to the show. By James Montgomery Crystal Bowersox on “American Idol” Wednesday Photo: Fox A day after she was hospitalized with what “American Idol” producers would only describe as “medical issues” and after a full day of drama about whether she’d even show up for Wednesday night’s (March 3) “Idol” telecast , Crystal Bowersox not only performed, she brought the house down. And, in the process, she may have established herself as the girl to beat in season nine. At the opening of the show, as host Ryan Seacrest was introducing the 10 remaining female contestants, he paused, put his arm around Bowersox and asked her how she was feeling. “I feel good,” she said. “I’m a tough cookie.” And she wasn’t kidding. Bowersox showed no signs of being under the weather, leading off the episode with a soulful version of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “As Long as I Can See the Light,” which showed off her powerful pipes and earned a well-deserved standing ovation from the audience and a whole lot of praise from the “Idol” judges. “That is pure, raw, natural talent. … There’s nothing forced, there’s nothing pushed, it is just raw, natural talent,” Ellen DeGeneres told Bowersox. “And I am so glad you are here today. I was so scared for you. So please stay healthy. We need you here. You are amazing.” Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi raved too, but the highest compliment was paid by none other than Simon Cowell, who praised Bowersox’s toughness and compared her to one of the all-time “Idol” greats, Kelly Clarkson. “I know how sick you were, actually, over the last 24 hours. … It wasn’t just like catching a cold or something. You really were ill, and I didn’t know whether you were going to back here this week,” Cowell said of Bowersox’s complications due to diabetes. “What’s great about you is that you didn’t play the whole sympathy thing, you chose a great song. I have to tell you something, Crystal: I completely underestimated you last week, because for you to come back this week with that song, that performance … I promise you, this was like the moment we realized with Kelly Clarkson that we’ve got a serious artist here. And I think we’ve got a really serious artist with you.” Bowersox smiled and thanked the judges, and then was asked by Seacrest if, in the hours leading up to the show, she was worried about her health. As it turns out, she was more anxious about something else. “I was just worried I wasn’t going to be here,” Bowersox smiled. It’s a good thing she made it. Earlier in the day, “Idol” producer Ken Warwick had told Seacrest on his radio show that if Bowersox didn’t perform, she’d be booted from the show. But just before “Idol” went on the air, she calmed her fans’ nerves by tweeting that her ” ‘beetus is under control. Thanks for all your well wishes … can’t wait to perform tonight.” Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season Nine Performances The ‘American Idol’ Season 9 Top 24

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Kelis’ Performance Brought All the Boys to the Yard of the Day

I ordered a milkshake the other day cuz I am fat as fuck and when I told the girl to make sure it brings all the boys to the yard and she didn’t crack a smile and instead just gave me a dirty fucking look like that I was a lame old man who bbored her and offended her, so dirty I was pretty sure she wanted me to fucking die. That’s when I realized that maybe that song may have hit a farther back than I thought and maybe it was more of a one-hit wonder than anything memorable that would carry on for generations…or maybe it was just a tired joke she’s heard way too many times working there and that she now can’t help but hate anyone who tries to pull it off like a loser the person must be if they find it funny enough to say… That said, I am not the only one milking the milkshake song, here is Kelis still milking it while slutting it up during a performance I approve of because no matter how ridiculous the bitch may look or be wih her stupid grey femmullet hair and awkard body….she’s still acting like a fucking whore on stage and I love fucking whores….if they don’t charge too much…. Pics via LFI

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Victoria Silvstedt Turns Skiing into Low Level Porn of the Day

She is a nobody. I hate her. She tried to sue me. It is personal. So I know I shouldn’t be giving her attention. But I do have a little ski bunny fetish, only because I live in Canada and have been to the ski hill many times, only to see girls getting in and out of snowsuits and girls who think are horrible looking while bundled up on the slopes, actually have amazing bodies they are just hiding in ill-fitting snowsuits while trying to keep warm….making trying to seduce them like playing the lottery, never knowing what you are going to get….making the whole ski scene one I was too poor to ever be a part of, but a solid place to work as a janitor who cleans out the girl’s locker room where they all change and walk around in their long underwear…. I’m just using Victoria Silvstedt to prove a point…not because I think she’s one of those snow bunnies I want to fuck, cuz I know she’s just a high paid escort and there’s nothing exciting about bitches who jump through hoops for money…I guess unless they are jumping through my hoops…. Pics via LFI

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Busted Face of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking them back to my single, sheetless mattress in the corner of my friend’s bedroom I used to live on, and most of the times, they’d hype her up and tell me she was good to go and that if I backed out now, I was faggot. So I’d go home, I’d do whatever it is I’d do to them, and I’d wake up only to realize that all that hype was fucking lies, and that my friends weren’t really friends at all…they just wanted me to go home with the girl with one-eye, or the girl with a patch of green fungus on her cheek and a variety of other seriously disgusting shit I would have hated myself for, if I didn’t hate myself already and think the whole thing was funny. What I am trying to say is, this bitch is all hype, there’s nothing about her that warrants me or anyone else talking about her, sure she’s skinny and has a big Julia Roberts mouth you can shove your fist in while fucking her up the ass, but everything else about her fuckin’ sucks, especially the fact that she thinks she’s fucking famous. I hate her…. Pics via Bauer

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