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Dark Souls: 5 Video Games That Should Be Horror Movies

Now that the scariest parts of   Silent Hill: Revelation 3D   are proving to be the grisly reviews and box-office results,  it’ s a good time to look at a handful of choice video games that have much greater potential than the Konami franchise to be blockbuster horror movies. In at least two of the examples I cite below, along with the pros and cons of adapting them, the film industry apparently agrees — or did at one point — that the game titles would translate well to the big screen. Actually making the movies adaptations of the games has not worked so well. 5. BioShock In 2009, BioShock looked like it was destined to be a movie.   Pirates of the Caribbean franchise master Gore Verbinski was slated to direct the visually stunning game in which a plane-crash survivor in 1960 finds himself in the underwater Art Deco-style city of Rapture and its mutated inhabitants to survive.   When the project ran into budget issues, Verbinski turned over the director’s reins to 28 Weeks Later  filmmaker Juan Carlos Fresnadillo and agreed to serve as a producer.  Last May, however, Fresnadillo told Playlist  he was no longer involved and that the project was on hold because Universal Studios and the game’s creator couldn’t agree on a budget or whether the project should have an R rating or a PG-13, which would attract a broader audience.  With the much-delayed third game of the franchise, BioShock Infinite  due out in February 2013, and set, this time, in a floating sky-city called Columbia, it’s time to revive this project. Pros: BioShock is beautiful. Simply seeing the steampunk city of Rapture on the big screen would be worth the ticket. With more than 4 million copies of the game sold and a plot that a) is better than most fantasy/horror movies and b) has actually driven the argument of videogames as art, it’s remarkable that it’s not already a movie. Cons: Video games inevitably lose their interactive components when they’re adapted into feature films, but these elements are so integral to the telling of the story that removing them could prove problematic. Videogame tropes such as highlighted objectives and extended cut-scenes aren’t  optional extras in this case: they’re built into the plot the same way your heart is built in to you. 4. Left 4 Dead Pros: Valve’s multiplayer masterpiece — and its sequel, Left 4 Dead 2 — are the most viciously fun co-operative games ever made. Four very different characters must team up to survive the zombie apocalypse, or at least make it a little bit further. In addition to the teamwork element, which would translate well to the big screen, Left 4 Dead has some of the best incidental writing in games. Valve understands that writing dialogue is just as important as writing code, because nobody cares if a character’s hair is beautifully rendered when they can’t stand to spend the time with him. Added bonus: the game treats each level as a movie, complete with loading screen posters. Cons:   Since there isn’t exactly a shortage of zombie projects out there in movie land,  the writing and direction have got to be exceptional.  Done properly, the combination of white-knuckle action and well-developed characters could make zombie movies exciting again. Maybe Hollywood should give Valve a lot of money and ask it to produce a script.

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WATCH: ‘John Dies At The End’ Trailer Features ‘Prometheus’-esque Black Goo Called ‘Soy Sauce’

Don Coscarelli  and Ridley Scott don’t have a helluva lot in common as filmmakers, but watching the new trailer for the former director’s long-gestating movie John Dies at the End   put me in mind of Scott’s Prometheus .  Coscarelli’s film, which is based on a David Wong novel, has to do with a drug called “Soy Sauce” that gives its users access to another dimension.  Check out the trailer at the 55-second mark where a drop of the soy sauce hangs from the needle of the syringe. Now tell me that its spiky black appearance doesn’t remind you of the scene in Prometheus   where Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green) — the morning after having unwittingly been fed some of that creepy black goo from the Engineers’ship by the android David — looks in the mirror and sees some scary weird tendrils projecting from his eyeball. As you might expect from the director of Phantasm and Bubba Ho-Tep , the trailer also has jumping Tarantulas, pills that turn into fly-like creatures and a monster that consists of various cuts of raw meat. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Watch Gary Busey Sell Piranha 3DD With Nonsensical Outtake Reel

“See the movie so you won’t see piranha showing up at your house dressed as…however they want to dress. Just watch the damn thing.” And with those sage words, Dimension Films let Gary Busey loose to drum up press for their upcoming summer boobs ‘n’ blood-fest, Piranha 3DD . Yes, if you’ve been hiding under a rock it is a Piranha sequel… in 3-D. Spelled with a double-D. For boobs. But I digress! Gary, take it away with advice on dynamiting piranha and fart acronyms and synonyms for steak. [via Yahoo ]

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James Franco Returns to General Hospital For ‘Longterm,’ Possibly Wedding-Crashing Commitment

In case you haven’t grown tired of fast forwarding through 55 minutes of General Hospital soap schmaltz to find one anticlimactic James Franco scene in which the actor can’t keep a straight face , get excited! The embattled Oscar host is returning to the daytime series on Sept. 20 for a “longterm” story arc that will again center on his character’s obsession with Jason Morgan (Steve Burton), who is set to marry Sam McCall (Kelly Monaco) this fall. Set your DVR s accordingly. [ TV Guide ]

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Check Out Concept Art of What Mark Ruffalo Will Look Like as Hulk in The Avengers

David Cronenberg’s Scanners Coming to a TV Set Near You

This just in from Deadline: Dimension Films, who has the rights to David Cronenberg’s 1981 telepath sci-fi horror pic Scanners , is adapting the genre film not into further sequels or remakes but into a television series. French horror director Alexandre Aja ( High Tension , The Hills Have Eyes , Piranha 3D ) will exec produce the drama and may direct the pilot. [ Deadline ]

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TRAILER: Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Joel Edgerton Fight Something in The Thing

While the poster for the prequel/reboot of The Thing was pleasingly old school, the new trailer is old school in the worst way possible. Packed with jump scares, corny monster noises, and enough parkas to fill out a section at Eastern Mountain Sports, the new trailer seems like something Dimension might have cut together for Phantoms 2 . Alas! Scott Pilgrim muse Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Animal Kingdom star Joel Edgerton, you deserve better.

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Emma Stone for Elle of the Day

This is a little too high concept for me…I figure when you put a bitch in a fashion magazine all you need to do is get her naked…or half naked and shit’s instantly art….You don’t need to go all Cirque du Soliel/I did too many drugs/I like being obscure…cuz really all everyone wants to do when they see these kinds of pics is jerk off to the bitch in them, not have some twisted mind fuck like you’re living in some other dimension and you just got warped there…if you know what I mean…which you do, because we are one…. But I am down with EMMA STONE ….and I barely even know who she is, or even find her that hot, I’m pathetic like that….and it turns out that I haven’t done nearly enough posts on her to get myself arrested for stalking, or being a threat to her….so I’ll take what I can get of her…to add to my collection…if you know what I mean…which you do cuz you’re weird…

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Selma Blair’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

I love when people talk about how beautiful a thing pregnancy is, when I know there’s nothing beautiful about watching a bitch get fat while something grows inside them, and so does everyone else, except maybe a few hormonal bitches who are at that stage of their life, when they crave this shit happening to them…. Especially when I see pictures of a bitch like Selma Blair walking around like some kind of jungle primate, and her tits aren’t even milk filled or swollen, which is the whole fucking point of getting pregnant… And that’s strictly on a physical appearance level, I mean hormonally and dealing with morning sickness, bitchiness and anxiety of bringing life to the world is a whole other dimension of why pregnancy is not a beautiful thing…. And bitches wonder why their husband cheat on them whenever they hit the third trimester…this is your fucking answer… Here she is Prgnant from the other day…… Here she is in a bikini from the past, not cuz I find her hot, but cuz bikinis always make a bitch worth lookin at…especially after lookin’ at her pregnancy pics…. Here she is in Short Shorts on Set of Something I assumed didn’t make it into a second seasn

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Selma Blair’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

Selma Blair’s Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

I love when people talk about how beautiful a thing pregnancy is, when I know there’s nothing beautiful about watching a bitch get fat while something grows inside them, and so does everyone else, except maybe a few hormonal bitches who are at that stage of their life, when they crave this shit happening to them…. Especially when I see pictures of a bitch like Selma Blair walking around like some kind of jungle primate, and her tits aren’t even milk filled or swollen, which is the whole fucking point of getting pregnant… And that’s strictly on a physical appearance level, I mean hormonally and dealing with morning sickness, bitchiness and anxiety of bringing life to the world is a whole other dimension of why pregnancy is not a beautiful thing…. And bitches wonder why their husband cheat on them whenever they hit the third trimester…this is your fucking answer… Here she is Prgnant from the other day…… Here she is in a bikini from the past, not cuz I find her hot, but cuz bikinis always make a bitch worth lookin at…especially after lookin’ at her pregnancy pics…. Here she is in Short Shorts on Set of Something I assumed didn’t make it into a second seasn

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