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Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day

If these pics of a very pregnant old lady who is pregnant don’t terrify you, disgust you or offend you…there’s something seriously wrong with you, your life, your decisions, everything about you….I don’t know what went wrong for you to be into ready to drop milk filled tit in bikini erotica starring a celebrity who doesn’t matter….I just know you were probably neglected as a child, raped as a child, which I guess is the opposite of being neglected as a child, but rather loved too hard as a child…. Pregnant women have a fucking human growing up near their vagina, that’s terrifying…and pregnant sex is only good in the first month or two when the girl is all hormonal and not fat beyond her tits yet…and only when the baby she’s carrying isn’t yours so that you can cum in her with no fear of knocking her up….something you can’t relate to…because you’ve been lonely as an adult, all socially awkward that makes you dream of knocking up a girl….cuz girls don’t talk to you… just like Kate Hudson’s latest baby probably did… We can assume when he first met her, he knew he had to keep the charm on hard, run game hard, manipulate her in hard….only to perfectly time cutting open her C-Section scar to have a direct line to impregnate her…bitch is rich, the kid will be taken care of, no pressure…lots of resources…while you can just coast like a K-Fed collecting child support…women do it all the time, gender equality, shit it’s our time…to make it even more interesting, maybe dude should legally change his gender like the guy in Canada who now gets cheaper car insurance, to be the real “dependent” he needds to be to REALLY cash in when their love come crashing down thanks to Kate Hudson being a tyrant, pussy filling from every angle, pushing Owen Wilson to Divorce like she was Asia Argento…monster that she is and that these pics prove she is… This is beyond ready to drop, this is the fuse is about to make this bitch explode and shoot a baby either out of her like a human cannon, behind the bar where he will learn how to make cocktails for her drunk ass at a young age….splashing afterbirth all over the pool deck….like that time I had giardia and despite the warning signs saying “do not enter the pool if you’ve had diarrhea” I decided to have diarhea in the pool. It was a heat wave, the neighborhood kids hated me for the two day lockdown it caused…. But enough about me, making this post about me, like I was the celeb spoiled brat kid turned celeb…acting like I am the only one in the room…when clearly there’s a pregnant as fuck bitch right here. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Damn, Sis: Blac Chyna Tries The Zoom Challenge, But Her Butt Wasn’t Having It

Source: Amanda Edwards / Getty Let’s be real — viral challenges aren’t for everybody .   Sometimes, it’s funny and cool when a celeb attempts to do the latest viral craze; but other times it just opens them up to more scrutiny.   Take Blac Chyna for example. One of the first things folks bring up when they talk about her is her butt, it’s size and whether or not it’s real.   Well, Chyna did the Zoom Challenge on her Insta Story over the weekend, and let’s just say her “zoom” wasn’t as smooth as it should have been. Blachyna booty was finna come off pic.twitter.com/mDXB6lBy06 — BIRTHDAY GIRL (@CallMeeChoc) July 28, 2018 Eek! That shit looked like that pic.twitter.com/vMsJDDiiRv — Jibber (@jibberloko) July 28, 2018   At first it just seems like a flub in the video quality, but nah. Slow motion replay pic.twitter.com/EdHS8lKbhW — a Leo (@mxxolisi) July 28, 2018 Hopefully next time, she’ll try a challenge that won’t put her ass-ets in jeopardy. via GIPHY

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Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars Season 11 Trailer: Puma (Black Ink), Momma Dee, Aubrey, Pauly D, And More [Video]

(WETV) Folks are lying, loving, and crying on the newest season of WE TV’s #MBCRS. Pauly D. is still Pauly D. and Aubrey can’t seem to understand that. Also, Momma Dee and Ernest are in a funk as well as Puma and his girl. SMMFH #MBCCRS returns Friday, September 7 at 9/8c only on WETV.

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Alexis Ren Workout of the Day

Alexis Ren is in Japan, I know this because I saw it on social media. It is her third or fourth time in Japan in the last few months, which means either someone in Japan is paying this girl serious fucking money to do “modeling”…or she’s realized that sex work in Japan is more lucrative, so she posts up in a hotel there and has business men roll through via her agency, where she does weird shit because it’s Japan. I’ll assume that Japan like her look and are using her in campaigns and paying her out. Maybe she’s even on a TV show…these things happen…there’s even a movie about it called Lost in Translation…I mean, I think that’s what it is about…I don’t watch Sofia Coppolla woman power shit… But I do watch ALexis Ren showing people how to keep that body tight, to make the fake titties look bigger and better….so she gets paid doing whatever it is she does…. Point being, workout videos are pornographic. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexis Ren Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day

Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Jackson Is A Model Now

I guess anyone with a social media presence or a famous dad can be an Instagram Model. Here is Paris Jackson modeling for some clothing company… I think. When are these socialites going to work real jobs and have a real impact in society. It’s really getting out of hand.                  

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Alexis Ren Is The Best Soft Porn Porn Star On Instagram

Alexis Ren knows how to keep her male fans happy. Here she is doing what she does best which is hustling Instagram with her soft porn shenanigans. I can’t believe this girl has a clothing line considering she hardly ever wears any. Not that I’m complaining… » view all 11 photos          

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Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day

Here’s some Ava Sambora celebrating her mom’s insanity with some tits… Because every rocker girl who ends up getting an acting job, but more interestingly a rockstar husband who she makes babies with…ends up with a drug addiction and crazy. So nothing like a rich as fuck trust fund kid, I mean her dad is in Bon Jovi…trying the bikini model thing, while her mom is out there trying to kill herself…for whatever reason… Which I guess means there’s some deep rooted trauma in this girl being raised by a psycho, and even if she seems resilient, she’s hurting on the inside…no one wants to see their mom suffer, especially when she’s Heather Locklear… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Winnie Cooper Still Bringing It of the DAy

Winnie Cooper in a bikini like it was the Wonder Years…and maybe it fucking is… I know one too many 40 year old who fucking loves this girl and has since he watched her on the Wonder Years…so on this Holiday, here’s some Nostalgia brought on by a show based on Nostalgia…in some bikini tit pics cuz it’s never too late to famewhore on insta for your pervert fans… GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT! For America. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Winnie Cooper Still Bringing It of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jordyn Jones’ Bikini Money Shot

I don’t know what to say about Jordyn Jones . I had to to verify her age and make sure she was 18 like ten times before posting her. I know she has a huge following and I have feeling it’s 95% perves. And the girl is giving them what they want; her in a bikini, her doing the money shot pose and her in terrible music videos which I had to watch on mute. I don’t know how I feel about it. She may be 18, but I need to see a birth certificate.          

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