Lindsey Pelas may have 11 big boob problems, but I bet having to work a real job ain’t one! When you look like that and have a rack that big, I’m pretty sure there’ll be no heavy lifting in her future and tons of rich men lined up to take those puppies for a spin. Man, I love this girl! Continue reading →
Have you heard? Lindsay Lohan is dating a rich Russian dude ! Yes, even if (like most of the world) you have zero interest in Lindsay’s love life, you’ve probably caught wind of her relationship with Egor Tarabasov because the girl is making damn sure the whole world knows she’s ballin’ again. Lindsay’s parents have even gone so far as to tell the press that Egor is going to save her career with all of his wealth and connections. The only problem is – he may not actually be as rich and well-known as we initially thought. “He’s a trust-fund kid with a day job as a real estate agent. He has a generous allowance, but doesn’t have his own money yet,” a source close to the situation tells Page Six . “His father is a wealthy man who owns a construction firm and a couple of stores similar to Home Depot in the Moscow region, but he is no oligarch.” So there you have it. Egor’s dad operates a chain that’s the Russian equivalent of Home Depot, where we imagine it’s even harder to find some orange-smocked bastard to point you to the light bulbs. It sounds like he’s well-off, but far from the gajillionaire financial wunderkind we’ve been told about it. The only question now is: Does Lindsay know this?
I know we’re all supposed to just accept the fact that Bella Hadid is a real model now, but I’m sorry, the only thing separating her from the rest of the Instagram wannabes out there is rich parents who can afford to buy her Harper’s Bazaar covers. I just wish they’d spent some of that money on modeling lessons or a new set of bolt-ons instead… But hey, if you like looking at an expressionless model with zero talent, here’s your girl. Enjoy. Continue reading →
NY Father Tricks Daughter Into Sending Nude Photos With Fake Identity A man from upstate New York faces up to 250 years in prison for “catfishing” his own 14-year-old daughter into an intimate online relationship, and manipulating her into sending her sexually explicit photos of herself. He then used those same photographs to manipulate her into a sexually abusive relationship in real life as well. Via NYDN : A perverse upstate New York father admitted in court that he posed as his teen daughter’s texting boyfriend — in order to trick her into sending pornographic pictures of herself to him. He then used the photos as leverage to begin sexually abusing the 14-year-old, according to federal court records obtained by the Syracuse Post-Standard. The sinister 41-year-old, who lives in Ilion, Herkimer County, pleaded guilty in federal court Monday to 12 counts of enticing a child to produce child pornography and receiving and sending child porn, according to the report. Just HOW did he manage to trick his own daughter into thinking that he was her boyfriend? Apparently his plan was extremely thought-out…as he spent months on a fake profile courting his child’s attention and manipulating her, all with these perverse actions as his end goal: Using a fake name, the man set up accounts with Instagram, AOL and a texting service in 2013. He posed as a 16-year-old boy from Watertown and began chatting with his daughter, court records show. The girl resisted his requests about sending nude photos — but eventually relented, according to the Syracuse Post-Standard. She later tried to break up. “All you talk about is sex sex and more sex. Honestly that is not what a relationship is about,” she wrote. “Then I will send these to your dad and then I won’t have to worry about anyone else having u,” he responded, according to court papers. After the girl broke up with her “boyfriend,” the father claimed that the boy had committed suicide — but sent him the graphic images before he died. The sexual abuse came to an end when the girl reported it to a school nurse, court records show. After authorities got to the bottom of the sexual abuse the daughter had been facing, they later traced the source of the sexual texts she had been fielding before it began and discovered her father was posing as her “boyfriend.” SMH! This sounds like an episode of SVU. Hopefully he gets sentenced with all 250 years he faces. Creative Commons
JoJo Fletcher, who was named The Bachelorette for the ABC show's 2016 season in a late-breaking twist, is certainly worthy of the role. Need convincing? Enjoy the photo gallery below, which we've put together using shots from JoJo's Instagram and time on The Bachelor . The 25-year-old real estate developer from Texas is, to put it mildly, a catch. Ben Higgins just fell in love with someone a little bit more. His loss is now someone's potential gain – as well as hers – now that ABC named JoJo Fletcher The Bachelorette on Monday night. Would-be Bachelorette Caila Quinn was pissed , but she's probably the only one. Check these pics of Joelle (her real name) and tell us: Is she the most awesome Bachelorette choice to date? 1. JoJo Fletcher: The Bachelorette! JoJo Fletcher has been named The Bachelorette for the show’s 2016 season. We imagine applications just went through the roof. 2. JoJo Fletcher Photo JoJo Fletcher of The Bachelor Season 20 fame. Will she clasp that final rose? 3. JoJo Fletcher Pic This is, without a doubt, one of the most gorgeous photos of JoJo Fletcher (or any woman) ever. 4. Jo Jo Fletcher Photo If there’s a cuter photo of JoJo Fletcher, the next Bachelorette, we have yet to see it. 5. Joelle Fletcher Joelle Fletcher, better known as JoJo, has been named The Bachelorette for 2016. We approve of this selection. 6. JoJo Fletcher Bikini Photo JoJo Fletcher looking unbelievably hot in a bikini as expected. View Slideshow
Last week, Jenelle Evans bragged that she’ll soon be fighting “two custody battles” at once . Today, we learned that one of them will be getting underway much sooner than expected. According to Radar Online, Jenelle and Nathan Griffith will face off in court on Monday, which leaves Evans with less than one week to prepare for what could be a very ugly legal battle. The pre-trial orientation will allow Jenelle and Nathan a final opportunity to settle things amicably – but those in Jenelle’s inner circle doubt that she’ll take the opportunity. “It’s a mediation orientation on Monday,” one source says. “They explain to you how and where Jenelle and Nathan would negotiate on terms of custody. “For mediation, it would be Jenelle and Nathan in a room with a legal authority overseeing their talks.” Yes, if they’re able to see eye-to-eye on the matter, Jenelle and Nathan can sort custody of little Kaiser out for themselves, rather than having a judge decide. But based on the fact that Jenelle is already suing Nathan for child support (even though she’s the one with a freakin’ MTV show), we’re guessing that’s not gonna happen. As for the other custody battle, Jenelle will soon face off against her infamous mother, Barbara Evans, who’s been raising her youngest child pretty much since he was an infant. Needless to say, exciting times are ahead for Ms. Evans. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive Jenelle’s wildest moments. View Slideshow: Barbara Evans: A Tribute to Jenelle’s Mahhh
Last week, Jenelle Evans bragged that she’ll soon be fighting “two custody battles” at once . Today, we learned that one of them will be getting underway much sooner than expected. According to Radar Online, Jenelle and Nathan Griffith will face off in court on Monday, which leaves Evans with less than one week to prepare for what could be a very ugly legal battle. The pre-trial orientation will allow Jenelle and Nathan a final opportunity to settle things amicably – but those in Jenelle’s inner circle doubt that she’ll take the opportunity. “It’s a mediation orientation on Monday,” one source says. “They explain to you how and where Jenelle and Nathan would negotiate on terms of custody. “For mediation, it would be Jenelle and Nathan in a room with a legal authority overseeing their talks.” Yes, if they’re able to see eye-to-eye on the matter, Jenelle and Nathan can sort custody of little Kaiser out for themselves, rather than having a judge decide. But based on the fact that Jenelle is already suing Nathan for child support (even though she’s the one with a freakin’ MTV show), we’re guessing that’s not gonna happen. As for the other custody battle, Jenelle will soon face off against her infamous mother, Barbara Evans, who’s been raising her youngest child pretty much since he was an infant. Needless to say, exciting times are ahead for Ms. Evans. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive Jenelle’s wildest moments. View Slideshow: Barbara Evans: A Tribute to Jenelle’s Mahhh
They’re totally in L. Rob Kardashian Instagrammed a makeup-free photo of his girlfriend, Blac Chyna. May we just say how fantastic she looks? The hair is freely flowing, the face is fresh. Even Kardashian captioned the photo with “Young.” Kardashian joined Chyna on a work trip to Jamaica over the weekend, where she was booked for a March 13th appearance in Montega Bay. They landed in Los Angeles last night and no one could help but notice how trim Kardashian looked. The internet kind of went bats–t after Chyna shared an Instagram selfie of what may or may not have been a baby bump . Odds are it’s not a Kardashian fetus, and everyone needs four more hours of sleep each night. However, the girl knows how to keep people talking. According to TMZ , Kardashian (who turns 29 on March 17th) was at Chyna’s club appearance , but kept a low profile in a black shirt and matching shorts. Chyna reportedly held a “booty popping clinic” for the clubgoers and Kardashian. “They both looked happy, but showed no signs of affection,” an onlooker at the club told Us Weekly . They were plagued by break-up rumors a few weeks ago, which prompted Kardashian to send a note to fans via Instagram. “We just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves,” he wrote.
They’re totally in L. Rob Kardashian Instagrammed a makeup-free photo of his girlfriend, Blac Chyna. May we just say how fantastic she looks? The hair is freely flowing, the face is fresh. Even Kardashian captioned the photo with “Young.” Kardashian joined Chyna on a work trip to Jamaica over the weekend, where she was booked for a March 13th appearance in Montega Bay. They landed in Los Angeles last night and no one could help but notice how trim Kardashian looked. The internet kind of went bats–t after Chyna shared an Instagram selfie of what may or may not have been a baby bump . Odds are it’s not a Kardashian fetus, and everyone needs four more hours of sleep each night. However, the girl knows how to keep people talking. According to TMZ , Kardashian (who turns 29 on March 17th) was at Chyna’s club appearance , but kept a low profile in a black shirt and matching shorts. Chyna reportedly held a “booty popping clinic” for the clubgoers and Kardashian. “They both looked happy, but showed no signs of affection,” an onlooker at the club told Us Weekly . They were plagued by break-up rumors a few weeks ago, which prompted Kardashian to send a note to fans via Instagram. “We just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves,” he wrote.
Kim Kardashian graced the world, or her 62 million followers, which I guess is the fucking world to her, with some bullshit cry for attention that I guess doesn’t make her feel like the fat slob in her mid 30s that she is, by putting a casual censored nude out there… I guess nudity is what makes her and her family more money than some small countries, and I guess getting naked and having sex worked once or twice and can work again…. This was her subtle, classy, elegant caption to help push the picture and make a joke out of it. When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL The internet is going crazy enough for even noticing her…but that’s been the theme for the entire family the last decade and I dont’ fucking know why, she’s a pile of shit, and the only thing anything should be wondering is how many hours of photoshoot…but the people are still reposting this shit…garbage…but it’s news, this is our lives…. The post Kim Kardashian Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .