Bella Thorne brought out her bikini body that she’s created by being an 18 year old who is always in the fucking gym…but that wasn’t enough – she also decided to do a dance to really bring it all home – to make it casual, fun, quirky, weird…and half naked…in a bathing suit, that’s not slutty or porn but can be if enough people jerk of to it… Fascinating…. She tries really fucking hard, but I guess you have to to stand out amongst every other girl fighting for the same fucking thing, it’s cheesy, it’s Disney bullshit, these girls have always existed, there cheesy has become cheesy and half naked cheesy which is the kind of cheesy we all like… Here’s another one of her dances… The post Bella Thorne Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
NYPost : A teenage Moroccan girl who cops now say was furious at having to move away from the Islamic State has been arrested following a shocking stabbing attack on a German officer that was caught on video. Breitbart reports that the 15-year-old was wearing a headscarf when she was approached by the officer at a Hanover train station in November. In the startling footage, the girl can be seen fishing a giant kitchen knife out of her purse and stabbing the officer while he examined her identity documents.
Why would I only do one Bella Thorne post today – when I can do two!! I mean this girl works so hard at putting on bikinis, going to the gym and pretty much doing nothing all day but rocking her “social media” accounts…to help create more buzz around her, more celebrity, more fame….and most importantly…to convince us that she just turned 18… I guess it’s working, because I’m buying into the lies she’s pushing because she’s normally half naked, but innocently half naked, half naked with purpose…for a very prolific acting career….she needs dudes jerking off to her…and I’m pretty sure she’s got that…based on my penis in my hand right now… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look!! More low level actors or aspiring actors who booked one campaign in their lives trying to do the Emily Ratajkowski by getting totally fucking naked… It is not really naked people, it’s art beause she’s posing in obscure poses, cropped tight, holding onto dried flowers / cut flowers…in a brightly lit space…which for the record isn’t art, it’s just an attempt to stylize nude pics in a boring fucking way, with a hipster to match her hair type prop, in efforts to generate some buzz about her and to make her feel as though she’s working towards her dream… Apparently it works…because all it too was these pics for me to know who Carly Foulkes is. Now, I can assure you that I’ll forget her name in 3-5 minutes, but right now, right here, right this second…here’s another girl naked, not spread eagled, to get noticed. It’s a trend….a trend I don’t hate because I like seeing every girl naked…but a trend that makes naked not as exciting as it once was…. The best thing in all this is that if you asked her, she’d say this is a feminist movement…because she’s got hairy nipples…and bush…I’m good with that…even if it does the opposite of pay equity, seeing as models used to get paid 75,000 dollars from Playboy to do this…..and this girl probably got a free uber, if that….maybe a free lunch…she probably provided the fucking flowers…but look at all this press bottom feeding sites like mine are giving her….it was worth it… This is her in 2011 when she PEAKED.. THis is her INSTAGRAM and it turns out she did pay for the shoot – because she is part of the photography team that created this hipster bullshit “art”….. I wonder how long it will take them to get me to take it down because they are pussies and can’t take some constructive mocking.. For the record – my mocking of hipster naked for no reason fake art fake feminism isn’t directed at her hairy nipples , although, I don’t love girls with Hairy Nipples… Because I do love bush…and don’t think bush needs to be considered “feminist” movement or needs to be intellectualized…I just think all girls should have bush, the bigger the better because bald pussy is so fucking Kardashian… If you read this site, you’ll know that bush is my thing, I’ve been advocating it since before I had a site, I’ve had conversations with girls and had girls I fuck or even sext grow out their bush for me, OFTEN, bald pussy is fucking dumb…and Kardashian…. I have also had fights with girls with armpit hair because they are just being trendy and spend too much time on TUMBLR….bush and armpit hair existed when girls didn’t have the right to vote so stop being an asshole about your hygiene you clueless twat….and just grow out the bush and send me pics of it… The fact that any girl gets considered a brave warrior for growing out nipple hair or for being fat…is ridiculous. MORE OF THE PICS HERE The post Hairy Carly Foulkes is the T-Mobile Lady and She’s Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is better than IKEA… Elsa Hosk is recycling nude pics of herself for her social media – that involve her being totally fucking naked for nude photographer with credibility David Bellemere, which is stepmother in french, and as a drunken stepfather, I feel a connection with my feminine counterpart, even if he’s actually made it and has been embraced by his brand of porn and perversion, now working for Victoria’s Secret…while I’m just barely existence with mine….in what I guess is concrete evidence that stepmothers are better than stepfathers… Oh and Elsa Hosk, this girl has a career because she’s been getting naked forever, also part of Victoria’s Secret empire and pretty lovely…as she replaces Candice Swanepeol because she’s less expensive and more eager… I am more into this pic of her that she posted: The post Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gas Station Dreams in Dalla Scooter VS Car – Road Rage Brilliant Driving Fish Vendor VS Customer The post Woman Stabbed in Elevator In Philly and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think this is probably the best picture I’ve seen of super famous, not quite sure why, mainly because of the weird thing she does with her mouth when she talks, that I’d call a lisp, but that virgin loser comic book fans are too busy masturbating to to notice… The reason this is probably the best picture of her…is because her average looking face isn’t in it… That’s a fit fucking ass, squeezed in nicely by her leggings, because all this girl has to do to fill her days – is hit the gym, count her money and read scripts she’s already got the job for, to decide what the best way to Oscar is… Actors are fucking lame, but this one’s won some kind of lottery, so I appreciate her, because I can tell in all her roles that she’s thinking “why the fuck am I here, how the fuck did this happen, I just did an indy movie and WTF, I went viral”…and viral, at least when it comes to pussy is all I know… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK The post Emma Stone’s Killer Fitness Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There is only one Queen Bey, people. And there’s also one Starbucks barista out there who wants to make sure everyone knows this. Starbucks Responds Like THIS When Woman Says Her Name is Beyonce A Vine user named “JEWISHJEN” shared the above video online this week, saying that she recently stopped by this coffee chain and jokingly told the woman behind the counter that her name was Beyonce. Why not, right? We all know the trouble baristas have with first names. They’ll probably get it wrong anyway. So you might as well have some fun with the exercise. Except JEWISHJEN apparently chose a barista who either has no sense of humor… or who has an awesome sense of humor. We can’t quite figure out which it is. “I told the girl at Starbucks my name was Beyoncé, just, like, to be funny, and this is what she gave me,” says the user in the above video. JEWISHJEN proceeded to hold up her Starbucks cup to the camera, revealing the barista had written “U WISH” on it. HA! We love it. Jen’s Vine has since gone viral on the social network with over three million loops. Join in the movement and check it out above.
You have to admire the girl for putting it all out there. On her website, KhloeWithaK.com, Khloe Kardashian told subscribers what turns her on. “I believe in dirty talk ,” Kardashian wrote. “Communicating during sex is a MUST, and I actually think it’s rude if you’re not vocal, LOL.” No wallflowers or Shy Ronnies need apply. “If my guy isn’t vocal, I’m not excited,” Kardashian pointed out. “How am I supposed to know if he’s enjoying himself???” Talk about your fantasies, El Nino. Hell, talk about the GOP. Whatever you do, just keep talking. “I don’t even care what you actually say, either—to me that’s not the important part,” Kardashian revealed. “You don’t have to come up with crazy sh** to say. It’s OK to just get louder if you’re enjoying something. I think that’s what you should do! It’s a sexy way to learn what turns your partner on, especially if you’re newly together.” So many thoughts running through my head, most of which have to do with talking about shows I like on Netflix. “If I’m with someone who’s not vocal during sex, I’ll legit say, ‘Do you like this?’ in the middle of it, haha,” Kardashian joked (except she’s serious). So speak up. Let her know you have a pulse. “If the person is silent, I’m like, ‘This is awkward. I feel like I’m violating you!!!’ “This isn’t f***ing work, honey! Enjoy it or get out!!!'” View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love
Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”…. Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies… Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF. Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES.. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
