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Krysia Ksiezyk by Mark Ganzon is the Hipster Bush of the Day

Her name is Krysia Ksiezyk…you’ve never heard of her because she barely exists and the only reason I am posting her is because she’s naked…and not because she’s dating celebrities or doing anything all that interesting beyond getting naked…because I recognize talent, or at least nudity when I see it, because I’m an old fuck and don’t need throat fucking abuse porn to get off…but rather just a nice bush…whether based out of Dubai like this Krysia Ksiezyk or not…whether it is recently trimmed or not…whether it is even that hot or not…because my fetish…is bush… So I’m posting this to encourage men everywhere to stop pressuring girls to shave their pussies bald, to ecourage men everywhere to realize that bush is stylish, erotic, a new dimension in your sex, and something fun to aim for when you cum…not that you have sex, but I figure you’re the kind of dude who prints out pics to cum on – because you’re that level of weird… Either way, Bush comeback…makes my come comeback…becuase finally there’s some eroticism starting to happen, after the 90s and 2000s cheesy Kardashian shit we’re still surrounded by – but that is dying…So good. VIA CLICK HERE The post Krysia Ksiezyk by Mark Ganzon is the Hipster Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Halverson from Leprechaun’s Revenge in Lingerie of the Day

If you’ve been wondering where Courtney Halverson, the girl in the very important, possibly Academy Award winning “Leprechaun’s Revenge”…you know the breakout movie, that less than 100 people saw…and I know you have, because youre one of the 100 people who saw the movie and your nerd OCD can’t let your love for her die…then you probably already know, she’s in lingerie on the internet…I guess trying to get an actual acting job…that is a little more substantial than Leprechaun’s Revenge, and IMDB credit that I am sure aspiring actors have gone back to school to get a marketable skill for…you know like becoming a secretary, or some shit…anything by acting… I like lingerie…in basic apartments…even if it’s boring… The post Courtney Halverson from Leprechaun’s Revenge in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day

Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras… I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence… Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true… The post Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Morning Hangover Dumb of the Day

Canada just voted a pot smoking, snowboarding, gym teacher to run the country…because his dad once ran the government…and rich kids always succeed, which is a lot like America…only in America your gym teacher had a law degree, was a Bush, an got elected because his dad once ran the government was not quite as smart or well spoken as a gym teacher who smokes pot… Not that government actually matter…it’s a dated system…but naked girls matter…they will always matter…and that’s why I’m here.. So here are some links… John Oliver Discusses Canadian Election CLICK HERE This Girl Who Likes Halloween… CLICK HERE Carrot Grating on Women’s Asses CLICK HERE Girls and Guns… CLICK HERE Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Is Gonna Get Paid Out from Marrying that Cash Cow CLICK HERE Hot Blonde in Jeans CLICK HERE Amy Schumer Steals Jokes CLICK HERE The New Star Wars Trailer That You’ve Already Seen… CLICK HERE Cute Girl and Her Dance Moves CLICK HERE Pumpkin Carving with a Rifle CLICK HERE The post Morning Hangover Dumb of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brandi Glanville Encourages 12-Year-Old Son to Ask Girls If They’re Virgins, Continues to Be an Idiot

Brandi Glanville is a mom. If you follow her career or her bonkers Twitter account then you probably already knew that, but it’s a strange thing to actually contemplate. A woman whose public image is defined by hurling wine glasses and criticizing the smell of other people’s vaginas is responsible for the proper upbringing of two humans. We’re not trying to suggest that Brandi is a bad mom, frankly, we have no idea. We are saying, however, that it’s not surprising that her approach to parenting is similar to her approach to everything else in life. Sometimes her honesty is refreshing; other times her insistence on saying whatever the hell pops into her head is seriously cringe-worthy. Take, for example, the ” good boyfriend homework ” that Brandi recently assigned her 12-year-old before his first date (and, of course, tweeted to her many followers): We remind you again that the kid is 12, which means his date should consist of holding hands at the Goosebumps movie, not asking the poor girl if she’s DTF. If this girl comes home and tells her parents that Brandi’s son asked if she’s a virgin, he’s gonna be the first kid in 6th grade with a restraining order. Naturally, Brandi experienced some backlash for the tweet, and she made a somewhat decent argument in her own defense: “Listen people !!Our ages 15&16 are the new 12yrs- thanks to the Internet-if you’re in denial about this do some major research,” she tweeted. Yes, Brandi we agree that kids are growing up faster than ever, but “Are you a virgin?” is a pretty weird first date question at any age, ya dig? Look, your sons already have LeAnn Rimes as a stepmother and a mom who doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “their.” Don’t put them at a further disadvantage by teaching them how to be total creepsters at a young age.

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Brandi Glanville Encourages 12-Year-Old Son to Ask Girls If They’re Virgins, Continues to Be an Idiot

Brandi Glanville is a mom. If you follow her career or her bonkers Twitter account then you probably already knew that, but it’s a strange thing to actually contemplate. A woman whose public image is defined by hurling wine glasses and criticizing the smell of other people’s vaginas is responsible for the proper upbringing of two humans. We’re not trying to suggest that Brandi is a bad mom, frankly, we have no idea. We are saying, however, that it’s not surprising that her approach to parenting is similar to her approach to everything else in life. Sometimes her honesty is refreshing; other times her insistence on saying whatever the hell pops into her head is seriously cringe-worthy. Take, for example, the ” good boyfriend homework ” that Brandi recently assigned her 12-year-old before his first date (and, of course, tweeted to her many followers): We remind you again that the kid is 12, which means his date should consist of holding hands at the Goosebumps movie, not asking the poor girl if she’s DTF. If this girl comes home and tells her parents that Brandi’s son asked if she’s a virgin, he’s gonna be the first kid in 6th grade with a restraining order. Naturally, Brandi experienced some backlash for the tweet, and she made a somewhat decent argument in her own defense: “Listen people !!Our ages 15&16 are the new 12yrs- thanks to the Internet-if you’re in denial about this do some major research,” she tweeted. Yes, Brandi we agree that kids are growing up faster than ever, but “Are you a virgin?” is a pretty weird first date question at any age, ya dig? Look, your sons already have LeAnn Rimes as a stepmother and a mom who doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “their.” Don’t put them at a further disadvantage by teaching them how to be total creepsters at a young age.

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Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day

Bella Thorne was all the rage for 4-6 weeks when she was nearing her “18th” birthday….or what they marketed as her 18th birthday…because when looking at her, or really any young actress, they all look like they are in their mid 20s…and they usually are… It could be the hormones in the food, it could be the drugs they are on, but I think it’s more often than not, parents with a dream…who are selling off their kids to the industry, and the industry not really wanting to deal with actual kids because you can’t get away with fucking them anymore.. it’s more regulated than it used to be…and more importantly, kid actors have too many rules in the union, it’s just easier to get an 18 year old… If this girl is actually freshly turned 18 and not actually 23-40…I’d be fucking shocked…She’s still good to look at while half naked..so it doens’t matter either way…but don’t believe the fantasies hollywood feeds you…it makes you look like an idiot…but probably not as bad as you look jerking off in the bathroom while your wife is doing the dishes and your kids doing their homework because their lives suck… Either way, her body is amazing… The post Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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15 Year Old Japanese Girl Drummer Is Better Than You

This girl is better than 99.9% of the drummers in most rock bands. Continue reading

Taylor Swift for GQ of the Day

Taylor Swift did GQ… I guess, Taylor Swift is no longer the awkward little country girl from Nashville, raised on a Christmas tree farm before convincing her family that she could be an international singer/songwriter…despite barely having talent…and it worked…weird right? Seems like there must be a conspiracy behind this brand. She’s trying to get a male audience, as a sexual being, with sex appeal, who has sex, and who has been having sex since her first cheesy tween love inspired love song….she just made sure to call the guys she fucked boyfriends, even if it lasted 2-4 weeks…it resonated better with her fan base… So as she plays the wholesome, good girl…while she hangs out with coke head, slut models…and really everyone in between…that image has remained safe and sound…pure and innocent…even if the kind of guys she dates are touring DJs who go to massage parlours…her camp will shit all blame on them…to protect the billion dollar brand…. If I cared, it’d almost be amazing how well they executed this girl…. It’s not to say they knew this would happen, or that they knew they’d be here now, putting her on to the men’s market, now that the women’s market has connected to her and loved her…to have her blossom into a woman…like her model friends that dudes jerk off to…but there was a lot of calculating, planning to make this happen…without her coming across as the slut she is, the whore she is, or the desperate puppet she is…. I am the kind of guy who would fuck anything, and she’s thin and has long legs…but I still see zero fucking sex appeal and don’t get why they are even trying…but I guess they know more about media manipulation that I do…so we’ll just go with it… What I am saying is that she’s go the sex appeal of a flacid penis…useless to the hetero man who owns it, and to the girl who is trying to fuck it…all orgasms will come from other places…despite having all the parts in the bedroom availbale to theoretically make orgasms… We’re still a long way away from seeing her pussy….but at least she’s not the weird girl in a high waisted bikini anymore…evolution…right… The post Taylor Swift for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Stoner Is Hard At Work In A Bikini

I’ve done many posts on Lauren Stoner and I think they’ve always been of her at a beach in a bikini. I have no clue what this girl does, but I’m guessing she must have a really rich boyfriend to live this lifestyle or the city of Miami pays her to be at the beach to attract tourist. Hmm… I’m going to go with rich boyfriend.           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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