So you guys know how I’m always on the lookout for the next great up-and-coming hottie to make my future ex-wife show you guys. Well, I might have just found her. Meet Luci Ford . I’ve never seen this girl before, but I think I’m already in love. And I have a feeling you guys will be too after one look at these crazy hot pictures I found creeping “researching” her Instagram. So enjoy, because I bet we’ll be seeing a whole lot more of Luci where this came from in the future. » view all 20 photos
I like instagram models… They only exist because they are sluts on social media who want to be actual models, but who no one believed in, so they went out there and did it themselves….working for brands for free like model interns, all in exchange for a plug on their social media to build their fame factor, and maybe in Bryana Holly’s case, sluts with more than the right brands and photographers, but also with the right penis, like Brody Jenner because he was that low level stamp of approval she needed at 18…to be relevant… This girl is the best free model a shoutout on your big brand’s social media can do to validate her and send her more followers can buy… The low level, famous for 3 minute girls may be killing the modelling business with all their free work, but their desperation is pornographic to me. Keep on trying you free model trick…
I like instagram models… They only exist because they are sluts on social media who want to be actual models, but who no one believed in, so they went out there and did it themselves….working for brands for free like model interns, all in exchange for a plug on their social media to build their fame factor, and maybe in Bryana Holly’s case, sluts with more than the right brands and photographers, but also with the right penis, like Brody Jenner because he was that low level stamp of approval she needed at 18…to be relevant… This girl is the best free model a shoutout on your big brand’s social media can do to validate her and send her more followers can buy… The low level, famous for 3 minute girls may be killing the modelling business with all their free work, but their desperation is pornographic to me. Keep on trying you free model trick…
X-Men Days of Future Past star Ellen Page opened up about some of her recurring dreams on Conan last night and we think it’s safe to say this girl has more disturbing nightmares than anyone in the history of ever. Ellen Page Talks Justin Bieber Dreams Ellen apparently keeps a dream journal and has uncovered some recurring themes that may or may not have unsettling links to one another. Those themes? Pubic hair, Justin Bieber and Swedish meatballs from Ikea. Anyone who’s ever seen what happens when Bieber tries to grow facial hair knows that the link between the first two is obvious. But the Bieber-Ikea-meatballs connection has got us stumped. There are so many Freudian connections there it’s hard to know where to begin. Why is Ellen Page dreaming about the Biebs in the context of peg-in-hole furniture assembly? Conan was just as curious and asked Ellen point blank, but it turns out she doesn’t know either. Still, she’s surprisingly open about sharing the details of her dream: “We were in his childhood home in Canada and his mom came home with takeout from Ikea and we were like, ‘Yes our favorite!'” Having starred in Inception , Ellen surely knows how deep dreams can go, and this one is a bottomless pit: Ellen and Justin are both Canadian, they’re both in show business, and at what point… they were exact doubles!!! Perhaps Justin’s mission to have sex with beautiful women was inspired by his own reflection. 12 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think?
I don’t know if this Kaley Cuoco topless with her dog for instagram is considered erotic, because I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot in any way, making no pics of her erotic. I am going to assume some people like it, because she’s on that huge fucking TV show, where she plays the babe amongst the nerds, a character I assume a lot of people who watch that shit are into, and ignore the fact that she helped kill John Ritter…because back on that show, she was hot enough to stop hearts…literally…but then turning 20 happened. I do know that I like dogs, not sexually, but because they are more human than humans, and possess the traits humans wish they had, mainly loyalty….and anyone who loves their dog, enough to get naked with them, or make them INSTAGRAM is probably not as bad a person as you’d assume she is, even if she’s annoying, and all fucking hollywood…
Little known fact, many years ago I posted Die Antwoord’s first video, a few days before it went completely viral because they are fucking nut cases…who are now international superstars for being nut cases but I get no credit, no kickback, no money, no thank you…just a whole lot of nothin’…and that’s ok, because I like girl the girl in the band’s hard nipples, but more importantly, I like how fucking weird they are…I guess this is what happens when you are from South Africa and not dying of AIDS…
Little known fact, many years ago I posted Die Antwoord’s first video, a few days before it went completely viral because they are fucking nut cases…who are now international superstars for being nut cases but I get no credit, no kickback, no money, no thank you…just a whole lot of nothin’…and that’s ok, because I like girl the girl in the band’s hard nipples, but more importantly, I like how fucking weird they are…I guess this is what happens when you are from South Africa and not dying of AIDS…
Rosario Dawson is pretty big…literally…because I guess there comes a point in every Afro-Cuban’s life, where they opt out of the bikini and put on the one piece, because they are either breeding future criminals or Latin popstars, or just fat from all the eating….I like to think it’s just cocaine bloat. I’ve heard all kinds of stories about her being an ungrateful poor, squatter, who at 15 was discovered by Harmony Korine in his Original Spring Breakers some of you may know called KIDS. I’ve also heard she’s a party slut, coke fueled, and fucks everyone…but probably not anymore, because she looks like this…. I guess none of that really matters, because looking at her doing the whole Mom at a Resort letting loose thing, while not a mom and in Cannes, isn’t very hot…to even the biggest Rosario Dawson fan… The life lesson is that the girl with big tits, always grown into her big tits…she can’t fight it forever… Who cares… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Rihanna was at the Clippers game, in a white tank top with no bra, wearing a pink wig, because that’s how you draw attention to yourself, when being Rihanna isn’t fucking enough for you… The reality is this level of fame and fortune would fuck up anyone…but I’ve been to sleepy Barbados, where nothing really happens, and can’t imagine what going from Shanty to 20 million dollar penthouse apartment would do to the psychology of someone…but I am going to assume good fucking things…like CYBER BULLYING …posting nudes to instagram…and whatever else this hooker turned popstar has going on… I encourage the demise, it’s always more fun to watch the crash than then rise… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Summer is coming…or in a lot of places it is already here…and nothing says summer like bikes, but more importantly, like babes on bikes…and nothing says bikes like State Bicycle Company . I don’t always get turned on by nice padded seats, or handlebars, or an amazing designed bike, I’m lazy and the last time I was on a bike was in the 90s, but that doesn’t mean I don’t watch girls on bikes every time they ride by me…. It’s one of my many fetishes… Their hair in the wind, panties or bikini bottoms all rubbing up against the seat, and the nicer the bike they are on, the cooler I assume the girl is…You know, like she just takes it seriously and is into the Bicycle lifestyle, making her all around cool as fuck…appreciating her freedom, without needing a baller in a Bentley to cart her gold digging ass around…the right kind of low maintenance that can still involve babes you want to go on magical adventures with, and by magical adventures I mean steal the seat when she’s left her bike unattended, because otherwise she’d find you weird…. Here are a bunch of pictures I’ve pulled up of girls on State Bicycles…to ring in the summer this weekend… Enjoy…Alysha Nett…but remember it’s all about the bikes… See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE
