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Eli and Peyton Manning Rap, Indulge in "Fantasy Football Fantasy" For DirecTV

Brothers and rival NFL quarterbacks Eli and Peyton Manning join forces and show off their rapping skills DirecTV in a new ad entitled “Fantasy Football Fantasy.” Yes, you read that right. Peyton and Eli Manning rapping. Enjoy. Eli and Peyton Manning Rap – Fantasy Football Fantasy Fellow New Orleans native Lil Wayne? Rolling in his grave. Or just rolling on the floor laughing at what the future Hall of Fame members spit here. The two drop-back passers drop some ill rhymes, while saying “fantasy” and using auto-tune alot, while Joe Namath also makes an appearance. Awkwardly caressing a woman. You can’t make this stuff up. Eli wears a fitted cap and two mink coats (one for each of his two Super Bowl titles), while his older brother drops knowledge on our collective domes. The 2014 NFL season can’t get here fast enough. Celebrities Who Played College Football 1. Joel McHale Before he made us laugh on Community, Joel McHale made defenses pay as tight end for Washington.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter: Coming After War Machine For Christy Mack Attack!

Jon Koppenhaver, an MMA fighter who goes by War Machine, is wanted by Las Vegas officials for the alleged beating he gave his girlfriend Christy Mack. If the cops can’t catch the fugitive, we know one man who is all over it. Duane Chapman, a.k.a. Dog The Bounty Hunter, is coming after Koppenhaver, the target of SEVEN arrest warrants after beating Christy Mack beyond belief: “@WarMachine170 better 2 Give All You Excuses To The Judge,” he wrote yesterday. “You got 24 hrs to turn your self in or I am Coming After YOU! #CMTDogAndBeth” Those 24 hours came and went. War Marchine is still on the loose. “@WarMachine170 your now In my World,” Chapman added. “Your [sic] a FUGITIVE & I Am a BOUNTY HUNTER !! YOU NEED TO FEEL SHAME !!” “Be a MAN SURRENDER TO AUTHORITIES” Don’t hold your breath for that scenario … and perhaps it’s for the best. Like everyone else, we want him brought to justice by any means necessary. If he did turn himself in, that would obviously be preferable … but the idea of War Machine getting what’s coming to him from Dog does sound entertaining. Should the coward insist on trying to evade justice for his alleged crimes, it would make for one heck of an episode of Dog and Beth: On the Hunt . Just saying. Dog and Beth Chapman: Bounty Hunters 1. Dog the Bounty Hunter, Wife Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife at the Ivy. The place to be seen for lunch.

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Kendall Jenner and Other Models Stripped for LOVE Magazine of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE is some big deal in the UK, and they got a bunch of models topless for their latest issue, that had Kendall Jenner on one of their covers, because Kendall is an aspiring model, it is good for her ego, and Kendall has worked really hard being whored out by her mother on TV, to get to this level of fame and success…she did it all on her own… And reality is, when you drop out of school because you are rich as god, you could be doing worse things than trying to make it as a model…like heroin until you overdose, like other rich kids do…so I guess her work ethic, even if modelling isn’t actual work…especially for a Kardashian…it’s more like praise they need to get by… Anyway, one of the features is all the models in the issue topless…the models include but may not be pictured: Alina Levinchinkina, Binx Walton, Issa Lish, Jazmin Willis, Jing Wen, Julia Nobis, Kendal Jenner, lanley Fox, Matilda Lowther, Mica Arganaraz, Shannon Clagett, Ysaunny Brito Meaning, one of these sets of tits could be a topless Jenner. I just don’t know which one, because I can’t be that involved with such trash…you know filling my brain with the ability to recognize a Jenner…seems like a waste of energy…but here are the pics – you can work this one out on your own.

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Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be.. That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian… Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls.. Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.

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Word On The Streetz LHHLA Princess Love Bleaches Ray J Clothes

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Soooo Word on the streetz izzzzz Ray J messed up big time! Courtesy of his girlfriend Princess Love‘s IG (@mzprincesslove) we got the pleasure of…

Word On The Streetz LHHLA Princess Love Bleaches Ray J Clothes

Word On The Streetz LHHLA Princess Love Bleaches Ray J Clothes

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Soooo Word on the streetz izzzzz Ray J messed up big time! Courtesy of his girlfriend Princess Love‘s IG (@mzprincesslove) we got the pleasure of…

Word On The Streetz LHHLA Princess Love Bleaches Ray J Clothes

Wasn’t Me: Suspect In Landlord Murder Case Uses “I Was Getting Sloppy Toppy From Bae” As Alibi

This guy should have been using HIS head … Murder Suspect Uses Sex With New Girlfriend As Alibi Via NYDailyNews A suspect tried to use a memorable sexual encounter with his girlfriend as an alibi for the murder of a Brooklyn landlord, documents released Friday show. Kendel Felix, 27, first told detectives he was hunkered down when Menachem Stark was kidnapped and choked during a raging blizzard in early January. “I was up at my girl Aneisha’s house that I was seeing at the time. . . . I stayed there for the night,” cops quoted him as saying after his April arrest. “I remember that night ’cause of the snow and it was the first time” she performed oral sex on him, according to court documents. Later, court papers show, Felix described an accomplice suffocating the 39-year-old victim and naming two others who helped burn and dispose the body at a Long Island gas station. Prosecutors still hope to gather enough evidence to catch those who remain at large. SMH. Felix appeared Friday at his arraignment for murder, and is facing a maximum of 25 years to life in prison. In his lengthy statement, Felix said he never met Stark before, only working in construction at his buildings. He changed his tune after mentioning to detectives his dad is a pastor and being asked “if his father taught him about being truthful,” the court papers show. What is the point of lying in the first place if you’re gonna end up caving and snitching on your friends in the end??? Image via Shutterstock/Gregory P. Mango

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Utah car crash 2014: Delphine John,Deliah Ramirez,Anaya Orozco Dies

According to troopers, Paul Mumford, 36, of West Jordan, inexplicably turned around Friday night and drove the wrong way before colliding with an SUV driven by Jose Adame-Orozco, 36, of Farmington. Three passengers in the SUV were pronounced dead at the scene: Adame-Orozco#39;s girlfriend, Delphine John, 44, and her daughters, Deliah Ramirez, 18, and Anaya Orozco, 3. Adame-Orozco was listed in critical condition at a hospital, while Mumford#39;s condition has been upgraded to stable at a hospi

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Joran van der Sloot and girlfriend Leidy Figueroa married

Joran van der Sloot, 26, wed his girlfriend Leidy Figueroa, 24, in a private ceremony. Prison officials prohibited video and photos during the midday nuptials and none of the groom#39;s relatives attended, said his attorney, Maximo Altez. Joran van der Sloot, the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of U.S. teen Natalee Holloway, married his pregnant Peruvian girlfriend Friday in a ceremony at the maximum-security prison where he is serving 28 years for murdering a woman he met in a Lima cas

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Lookin’ Up Luci Ford’s Shirt of the Day

Her name is LUCI FORD and she’s a fucking legend…and she’s hasn’t even started yet. I mean I’ve probably been following her on instagram and her site for a month, and every day there’s some new hot body photoshoot…and she’s getting famous for it…and I approve… Today’s short shorts and a shirt that if you were to crawl around under her, would show you all kinds of titty, and luckily, she has a photographer who did just that…cuz it’d probably get me arrested if I did… I’m a fan! Here are the pics….

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Lookin’ Up Luci Ford’s Shirt of the Day