https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/GIRLS_WITH_WEED_2.mp4 Our friends at GeeKey have a really original product that went viral and got funded through one of those crowd sourcing websites…because people knew they saw something that was really fucking cool and they all had to have one…. That is why we are introducing it to you, because we actually think you’d like it, for yourself or as a gift, it’s pretty amazing…. It is a key shaped Cannabis multi-tool that is NOT JUST for Cannabis at all, but for so many different needs or tasks or jobs.from drinking to screwing to measuring your dick…it’s just a really clever gadget and just $22.99…. Since it is 420….I figured we should showcase the most interesting thing about it….which is that you can smoke out of it….yes out of a fucking KEY….it has a built in pipe which is crazy in and of itself worth every $22.99 penny. The second most exciting thing about this GEEKEY is finding the lock it unlocks, I am hoping it’s the chastity belt of some hot busty thing…. SO GET YOURS NOW but remember it is not the Key to my Heart…but it is close. GET THIS AMAZING MULTI-TOOL IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY IT SELLS ITSELF AND YOU CAN SMOKE OUT OF IT! CLICK HERE GET THIS AMAZING MULTI-TOOL IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY IT SELLS ITSELF AND YOU CAN SMOKE OUT OF IT! CLICK HERE The post Girls Posing with Weed for GeeKey cuz It’s 420 Weekend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
These days, most Teen Mom 2 fans find out about the latest cast member feuds not from the show itself, but from social media. In fact, in some cases, several months pass between the time when two of the Moms start taking shots at each other on Twitter, and the time when the beef is finally featured on MTV. Fortunately, these latest rivalries are so entertaining we’re more than happy to watch them unfold twice. Take the latest drama involving Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry, for example. Back in January, Barbara Evans threatened to “kill Kail” during an Instagram Live session with her depraved daughter. Amazingly, Jenelle briefly served as the voice of reason in this scenario, muttering, “No comment” and physically distancing herself from her mother. “Just chill the f–k out, oh my God,” Jenelle said to her mother at one point. “Kail’s probably watching this s–t right now.” The next morning, however, Jenelle seemed to be singing a different tune, as she now shared her mother’s view that the remark was nothing more than a harmless joke. “You can’t say sh-t these days without anyone getting offended,” said Jenelle. Speaking with TM2 producer Kristen, Kail revealed that she certainly didn’t find the comment amusing. In fact, it seems Lowry considered quitting Teen Mom 2 as a direct result of Barbara’s threat. “I don’t want to be a part of a franchise that allows that kind of behavior,” Kail said. “I’m not getting on Instagram Live talking about killing anyone. Anytime that I talk about them is in response to something else,” Lowry added. “At some point, you have to choose to disassociate with people and I don’t want to associate with them or the DeJesuses. I just don’t.” So is Kail still considering cutting ties with the show that made her famous? Well, she’s still no fan of the Evanses, but it seems she’s come to terms with the fact that she’ll need to share screentime with them if she hopes to continue racking in those MTV bucks. Of course, that doesn’t mean her ultimatum went ignored by her bosses. At the latest Teen Mom 2 reunion that filmed in New York earlier this month, the rest of the girls shot their interview segments on a day that Jenelle was not in the studio. Not only that, Jenelle and husband David Eason were put up on a hotel in Philadelphia for “safety reasons,” while the rest of the girls stayed in Manhattan. Sounds like Kail may have won this one, after all. As for Jenelle’s thoughts on the situation, she says it’s all jealousy, dude” “I think she’s envious of us and us reconnecting,” Jenelle said during the episode. “None of her family wants anything to do with her and no one does because of the way she is.” Yeah, we’re sure that’s it.
Jana Kramer has been upfront about husband Mike Caussin’s sex addiction relapses , but she aims to not let them happen again. She’s currently in the market for a nanny, but one thing keeps her from considering a lot of potential candidates. Apparently, a lot of nannies are just too darn sexy to hire. She wants ugly applicants only, please. On Monday, Jana took to her Whine Down With Jana Kramer podcast with some somewhat personal news. Her nanny, who had been a caretaker for her 3-year-old daughter, Jolie, and 4-month-old son, Jace, had quit. Jana revealed that her quest for a new nanny has been difficult … because so many potential caregivers are just too darn sexy . “I just don’t understand some of these girls that post pictures on Care.com,” Jana laments. She explains that she’s “because I’m like, don’t you know the female is hiring?” “The wives are hiring,” Jana states. We’re not sure what sorts of statistics she’s using to support that claim. We would hope that any and all parents of a child would take an interest in such an important decision. Jana explains: “I don’t see a guy going on Care.com and going through the nannies.” “Maybe they do,” she admits. “And that’s awesome, but I personally am doing it.” “I’m laughing,” Jana tells her listeners. “Because this one photo was like, ‘Hi, I’m 22 years old and I have perky boobs.'” Fun fact: perky boobs are usually a physical trait, not a choice that can be toggled on and off at will. “Like,” she instructs. “Don’t post the perky boob photo.” “You’re not gonna be hired,” she insists. “I’m not hiring you.” In some jobs, refusing to hire a woman because she’s attractive would be considered grounds for a lawsuit. Outside of certain acting or modeling roles, going purely on looks is generally considered to be a gross selection process. “And I’m not saying post an ugly photo,” Jana insists. “I’m just saying…you should dress for the part.” We somehow suspect that these prospective nannies are dressed like people. Perhaps Jana would prefer that they wear habits. “So, to the girls out there that are on Care.com,” Jana advises. “I wouldn’t put your Instagram [picture].” Jana says that they shouldn’t post flattering images “because I’m like, no, I’m not gonna hire you, sorry.” “Not that I don’t trust my husband, not that I don’t trust, you know, whatever…” Jana tries to assure listeners. She expresses: “I just think it’s not smart.” “I mean, you look at some of these nannies,” Jana says. “And I’m like, ‘Well, you kinda asked for it, she’s kinda hot.’ You know what I mean?” We most certainly do not. Women, it turns out, are people, not irresistible sirens luring husbands to cheat and get divorced. “You’re in close quarters,” Jana states, as if that explains everything. Jana then refers to a couple of famous cheaters to try to justify her stance. “Not saying that Ben Affleck was wrong, but you look at the nanny and I’m like, ‘Well, she’s really cute,'” Jana says. “You’re playing with fire.” “I feel like some of these girls,” she continues. “Maybe some of those nannies like Ben Affleck’s and the Gavin Rossdale’s nannies.” Reports say, of course, that both Ben and Gavin cheated on their respective famous wives with their respective nannies. Jana concludes that perhaps “they put off a sexier vibe.” First and foremost, Jana’s husband, Mike Caussin, is a sex addict. Whether you believe that the label sex addict should be added to the DSM or is merely an excuse used by horny people, that must be on her mind. But that’s not an excuse. When a man decides to cheat, that’s a decision that he made. A nanny’s sexiness or “close quarters” status doesn’t suddenly rob the men of agency. Also, Jana seems to be suggesting — and maybe we’re reading too deeply into this — that these nannies are hoping to be hired by rich DILFs. Generally speaking, almost no women go into employment hoping to be hit on by their boss. It’s very rarely sexy. Nannies want to get paid for looking after kids. They choose flattering pictures of themselves because, and this is true, attractive people have an easier time being hired for most jobs. Jana’s weird internalized misogyny aside, we just feel sorry for whichever nanny Jana does hire. Imagine listening to this podcast about a position you filled and realizing that you were chosen because your contact pic looked fugly. View Slideshow: 24 Stars Who Have Been Cheated On
I was thinking of putting a decal over my bed that says “No period zone” because I classy… I am not a sick fuck who is into Period sex, even if it is slippier than regular sex…the mess is just disturbing – despite what all these period activists who play with their period, make art out of their period, think their period is beautiful and smear it on things…. But then I realized that “no period zone’ could be interpreted as some creepy, banned from 500 yards from school shit…or that I am into dudes….or trannies…when I am not…despite having a blog, which is pretty queer. But more importantly…my wife won’t let me….she’s gone through menopause at least twice, thanks to her obesity hormones…so she thinks it’s my passive aggressive way of hoping she finally dies…. I am a broken man. Here are some morning links…. Cory Booker is Getting DOOPED by Rosario Dawson. Never Trust Actors. They are Liars, Scammers and Have Their Own Agendas….BAD BAD PEOPLE CLICK HERE Special Ed Teacher Married to Cop – Caught Fucking a Student CLICK HERE Has Pop Culture Lost Its Mind? CLICK HERE Racist Woman Destroying a Store CLICK HERE Dumbest Coachella Pics of the Day CLICK HERE Little Girl in a Crocodile Bath…WHAT CLICK HERE BODY CAM POLICE SHOOT OUT CLICK HERE The Madonna New Album Cover, Not Worth Jerking Off To CLICK HERE Woman’s Wig Ripped Off During a Traffic Brawl CLICK HERE Slutty Madison Beer CLICK HERE Pornstar NeNe Leakes Doesn’t Care that Her Husband has Cancers – THAT BITCH CLICK HERE Gymnastics Coach Caught Fuckign his 18 Year Old Student. Who Cares. CLICK HERE Cops Disarm Man with a Machete CLICK HERE AND NOW SOME THINGS TO HELP YOUR LIFE… Live Cam Girls TO Jack Off To – CLICK HERE ALL THE CBD YOU NEED! 20% Off – step20 CLICK HERE Super Tool – for under 30 dollars….. CLICK HERE FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk… CLICK HERE Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With… CLICK HERE The Best Weed Box! CLICK HERE The post Morning Hangover Dump of te DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Black Tony from the Rickey Smiley Morning Show hit up Z107.9 to chop it up with Bijou Star. During their conversation, Black Tony claims that City Girls star Yung Miami is pregnant. While we don’t take much of what comes out of his mouth seriously, we did a little digging to see if there was any truth to the accusation. Watch the video below. Just last month the no so credible MediaTakeOut claimed the Yung Miami was expecting a child with rapper Kodak Black. In the last few weeks, speculation has been building on social. Is Yung Miami from #CityGirls pregnant pic.twitter.com/AqkskgGaOn — BestRealityBlog (@BestRealityBlog) March 13, 2019 https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js I feel like yung Miami pregnant — arianna (@Amazingly_Ari) April 14, 2019 https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js [ione_media_gallery src=”https://zhiphopcleveland.com” id=”4775872″ overlay=”true”]
Katelyn Pascavis is someone I’ve never heard of. I scoped her instagram – that has 24k followers – it isn’t that exciting – you can see it HERE . From my extensive research on the nude model, she seems like she could be exactly what I expected of her, which is too bad, you know all my judgemental behavior always proves to be true… I saw that she posts once ever 2-3 months, which means she’s busy with a boyfriend. It means her instagram whoring has got her where she wants to be, because when a girl first starts on the IG, with goals of modeling, or to find a rich guy – they hustle. Eventually, they get into the right scene, and stop hustling. So this one is dating or married to a guy named Mark.Raph.Junc…and together they go to Burning Man, Snowboard Trips…and BURNING MAN. I googled him and he was surfing the Kelly Slater wave pool, they said he was from SpaceX, which means he’s likely someone who scammed in Silicon Valley and became very rich…and now gets a trophy whore to adventure with. Not a terrible life for either of them….or for us cuz bitch still does nude photoshoots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katelyn Pascavis Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know about you, but some of my favorite MEMES are Mormon Memes. I have no idea why I got sucked into the Mormon Meme accounts on social media, because I have no affiliation with Mormons, other than knowing a few Julianne Hough type Mormons who leave the church either due to being sexually assaulted, or they leave because they tired of being oppressed and not the slut they want to be…you know after their first Mormon marriage to a Missionary turns sour..either way…the Mormons who leave Mormonism, like Julianne Hough are generally pretty slutty. So in my Mormon Memes hobby – my number two favorite is “What is a Missionary’s Favorite Car”….a CONVERTIBLE… My number one is….Modest is the Hottest…set to a pic of some Mormon bitch in her Mormon underwear. Brilliant…but clearly something that this Rumspringa Bad Mormon doesn’t believe in….maybe that’s what makes it so funny. Mormons. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Fat Pussy Print and Hard NIpples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The one thing I will say about Farrah Abraham, is that like a Rapist, she’s clearly got a passion, only unlike a rapist, her passion isn’t in non-consent sex, but it is in going hard at the plastic surgery clinic to make a muppet out of herself….both her ass, and her face are a fucking disaster but in a good way, almost a parody of what all the girls are doing…a novelty – like her sex tape…why fake a real sex tape leak, just go directly to pornstar James Deen to make it happen. Go Deep. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Ass Injection Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cardi B expected to announce the “Femme It Forward” Tour , an all female tour with Megan Thee Stallion, Teyana Taylor, the City Girls, and Nicole Bus. According to Billboard & LiveNation, Megan Thee Stallion is rumored to be opening for Cardi B’s upcoming “Femme It Forward Tour”, a tour consisting of ONLY female acts. Along with Megan, other rumored opening acts are Teyana Taylor, the City Girls, and Nicole Bus. pic.twitter.com/bCd9SehamQ — Pop Alarms (@PopAlarms) April 2, 2019
Jennifer Lopez Talks New Movie “Hustlers” And New Single “Medicine” Jennifer Lopez hasn’t stopped working since she was pop, locking and dropping as a fly girl back in the early 90’s. The dance queen recently stopped by Apple Music’s Beats 1 with Ebro Darden and got candid about everything from playing a stripper in her new film “Hustlers” to her love affair with MLB legend Alex Rodriguez . “Alex was very excited about me doing a stripper movie. He helped me do research by going to a strip club in NYC with me and we watched the show and afterwards I chatted to some of the girls. Of course he knew that world (the stripper world) very well from when he was a young athlete, going to the clubs and stuff. He helped me a lot with the preparation for this movie and was very supportive.” The Bronx beauty also dished on her awkward first date with A.Rod, but kept mum about their fairytale engagement. “Our first date wasn’t a first date but rather a meet up, but he was so awkward and cute and perfect from the first moment. I can’t disclose how the engagement happened because I have to talk to Alex before about how much he wants to disclose as well. But I can say it was perfect.” Source: Apple Music’s Beats 1 / Apple Music’s Beats 1 On top of her upcoming stripper flick, J. Lo has also been in the studio working on new music. She debuted her new single “Medicine” featuring French Montana on Beats 1 telling Ebro: “I love collaborating with people from the Bronx, it makes me feel at home, like a special connection. At the core I’m still Jenny from the Block. And this new track brought that out.” Sis stays booked and busy. Hit the flip to see what else J. Lo had to say and check out her new single “Medicine”.