Gertrud Hegelund is a danish model living in New York and she is in a recent issue of Elle Australia. I guess that is considered making fucking moves…because first you start with Australia and then you take on the world…even though I’ve never heard that ever…except maybe with Steve Irwin, but look where he ended up…dead. Either way, I think I can see her nipple. Which isn’t a big deal for anyone, especially not a model, who’s career is based on being willing to get naked in camera…because lets face it, it is just a nipple, even if all the girls you ask for tit pics freak when you ask for one…since you aren’t a photographer on set for a magazine, where any girl would take their top off because that’s the scam with photography…it’s modern day puppet mastery… I’ve never heard of her before, but I think I like her…especially in this hot cowboy shoot…
Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market… Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…
Kandi gives the haters a ho sit down. Kandi Defends Taking The Master Bedroom On the last episode of RHOA, the ladies dogged Kandi for picking the master bedroom instead of giving it to Nene during their Savannah trip . Kandi took to her Instagram and got the viewers and the girls together. Sure, Kandi knew Nene planned the trip and could have given her the master bedroom out of respect, but as the saying goes, the early bird gets the room with the bangin’ view! Instagram
My name is Abbey and I’m to the right of Justin in my picture. After 4 years of loving and supporting Justin, I never thought I would finally get to meet him August 2nd, 2013. After going to two other Believe Tour concerts, I would finally get to meet him at my third one. I found out I was meeting Justin the day before the concert. My mom surprised me and my 3 other friends with meet and greets. She had gotten them from work from Justin’s record label and I couldn’t have been more blessed. Before she told me, I was crying all day because I knew I would never be able to meet him. I cried for hours and then finally my dream came true. My friends and I cried as soon as we found out and were still in shock all day. Then, finally the day had come. We were on our way to the arena and couldn’t have been more happy. We had arrived at 3:45 in Brooklyn and had to get our meet and greets at 5:45. Those were the longest 2 hours of my life. Waiting patiently to receive my bracelets was the hardest thing ever. Knowing that in 2 hours you would be able to meet your idol was amazing. Finally at 5:45 we got our bracelets and made our way to the VIP section in the arena. There we waited for 1 hour on the line with a bunch of other girls. Finally we were moved downstairs and we were minutes away from meeting Justin. As we were getting closer and closer to the curtain I started panicking. I saw him through the curtain and burst out into tears. I didn’t want to be crying in the picture so everyone was trying to calm me down. They kept saying we needed groups of 6 but I was lucky enough to get a group of 4 because the lady behind us said she knew Ryan. Then it was our turn and before we walked in, the guy told us to be careful of Justin’s left arm. We walked in and he was just standing there looking perfect as always. He had a rubber bracelet and was flinging it at Ryan Butler. I walked over and he said, “Hi guys” and smiled. For the picture I put my hand on his stomach and he put his arm on my shoulder. The picture went so fast I wasn’t even sure if I was looking at the camera but I knew I had tears in my eyes. After the picture he pulled me and my friend Victoria in for a hug. He squeezed our heads into his chest and he said “Awww” and smiled so big. The whole time I couldn’t stop staring at his little scar on his cheek and his perfect lips. After the hug we all said, “I love you Justin” and he said, “Thank you guys, I love you.” He was even more perfect in person. On the way out I said hi to Ryan and he smiled. I cried for about an hour after we met him and it was the best day of my life. It still doesn’t seem real that I met the real Justin Bieber that I talk about every day. Thank you again Justin for being such an amazing person I love you! -Abbey (@abbmirelli) See more here: My name is Abbey and I’m to the right of Justin in my…
Gabby Harrington is some low level model I follow on instagram, because that is the whole point of instagram, it’s finding the new pussy that the industry hasn’t abducted yet, you know the girls who still model for free and are as hot if not hotter as the high paid models, who work hard to get noticed and increase their likes by posting ass pic after ass pic after ass pic and in Gabby’s case….legs and legs for days…and for some reason I like the young up and comers self starting and self promoting far better than the tired bitches with a high day rate and ego…they are way more fun to try to sext.
It really is Marloes Horst’s year because she’s popping up everywhere. She’s from the Netherlands but more importantly, she’s from Victoria’s Secret, a country of its own where all the girls are dragged into some cage and put to work…and if they don’t smile properly, they get punished. I guess she’s one of the well-behaved ones, because they are putting fucking muscle into her. They probably got her at a discount and figure they can maximize their investment…by placing her in other magazines…and none of that matters all that matters is something I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, any girl who’s last name is whores and the “T” is silent…is a friend of mine…no matter who owns them… This girl is amazing…
The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us the saga of the “The Old Lady and the Shoe” but I wish Mama Joyce would just put her shoes back on and walk out the door. We recap the wedding dress drama in our THG +/- review. But first Kandi Burruss takes the girls to a dance class to get them moving but Cynthia Bailey’s sparkles nearly blinded me. Minus 15. Even worse was the close up of Phaedra Parks tummy. Minus 21. The woman just had a baby for goodness sake. But wait, they’re not done. Kenya Moore sent rival Phaedra her Booty Bootcamp video after she gave birth. Minus 25. That’s just so wrong. Does Kenya think that’s cute? Just wait until she has a child, which if her aunt has any say in it will be soon. Since Kenya’s always picking the wrong men, her aunt’s advice is to skip that part and go straight to the baby. Yes, Kenya seems to do fine with her little dog but a child…I’m not so sure. Speaking of kids, Cynthia had a sit down with Noelle’s daddy to talk about the girl’s new boyfriend. Plus 42 . Noelle’s a lucky girl. Most kids are lucky to have one parent who is interested. She’s got a mother and two fathers who are actively involved in her life. NeNe’s planning a girls’ trip to Savannah, Georgia. Plus 50. I love Savannah. I’m just not sure how much I’ll love it after these ladies get through with it. Brace yourself Savannah. The Housewives are coming. Hopefully Porsha Williams will be able to make it. The stress of the divorce must be taking its toll because she’s been plagued by headaches and she fainted on the stairs. Maybe it’s a good thing she didn’t move out of her Momma’s. But if Porsha needs to be close to her mother, Kandi needs to run from hers. Mama Joyce is a complete mess. Who goes to see their daughter try and wedding dresses and says “She ain’t gonna wear it no where” while the girl is in the dressing room. Minus 33. That’s just mean. But Mama Joyce is cruel. She’s a bully, only Kandi’s so used to having it in her life that she just can’t see how bad it really is. Joyce and her sisters came into that bridal salon like a mean spirited little gang and did their best to ruin Kandi’s day. And when Carmon tried to stand up to them, Mama Joyce threatened to beat her with a shoe! Kandi doesn’t like confrontation so she just backs down to Mama but if she keeps that up Mama Joyce will push Kandi’s best friend and fiance right out of her life. Minus 40 . But that seems to be exactly what Joyce wants. Her daughter to be just as lonely and miserable as she is. Maybe the ladies can convince Kandi to put her big girl panties on and stand up for herself when they get to Savannah, but after a lifetime of cow-towing to Mama Joyce, I doubt it. Episode total = -42! Season total = -329!
Karlie Kloss is hands down my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model..she’s really freakishly tall and really freakishly skinny and weird looking and she totally freaks me the fuck out when walking the runway…but for some reason seeing her bending over like this is probably the best she’s seen her…it’s her money shot, her peak, the best she’s ever done…this is her breakthrough…or maybe I am just a little too into seeing girls bending over so I can surprise attack them…. Who know…but more importantly, who fucking cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Rose McGowan, one of my favorite celebrity boobs, at least for nostalgic purposes, has recently been in this NUDE VIDEO FOR NOWNESS , which may have felt like a shitty student film, but that was pretty fucking genius enough for me, because she was naked in it…and I am a fan of that nakedness, or any excuse for Nakedness, even if her nudity is something I was a little more into 17 years ago…when she wasn’t in her 40s…but even at 40… I am sure Rose McGowan is more than just tits, she’s always been lovely to me…I’m sure she’s got a great personality and a lot to offer…but that’s not something we can really focus on in these pics..because these pics…are about the tits…and I’m ok with that.
Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around… It’s silly…but it happened…
