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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Behind the Scenes of the Day

Her name is MJ DAY and she’s the editor of SI. A website that refuses to link DrunkenStepfather because they are haters…and think we’re too awesome to links… Well she’s been posting the behind the scene from their swimsuit shoot to instagram, but since the models are all under hush clauses and not allowed to discuss their deal, you know to keep excitement alive, so that the redneck people get legit boners like it was being seen for the first time,… I’m more into the models being headless…It’s a fetish and a sneaky way to try to trick us into not recognizing these girls…who are always half naked and might as well not have faces to begin with… Since I look at these chicks all day, I know at least one of them is Emily Ratajkowsi, another is Nina Agdal…. My money is on Emily Ratajkowski for the cover…here are her instagram pics…can you guess the rest of the girls? I am not a virgin loser weirdo…who obsesses over these girls, even though you would think I would be because I have this site…but I don’t even know my own name half the time, so I’ll let you work this riddle out for me.

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Paul Walker Was a Sex Offender of the Day

People only like creepy sex offenders when they are famous, because when my neighbor bangs 16 year olds, and it is legal in Canada…he gets all kinds of looks, especially when trying to cross the border, at restaurants, etc… So, the story goes like this – 40 Year old Paul walker started dating some girl named Jasmine Pilchard-Gosneil 7 years ago.. The plot twist is that she’s on 23 now, meaning she was 16 when they first started hooking up…. Which to me makes perfect sense, because his fan base is 12-16…they are still young enough to have no taste in movies…so the girls throwing themselves at him are going to be that age…it’s the same logic as to why Barney the Purple Dinosaur raped little kids. It also makes sense to me because 16 year olds have tight bodies, I mean with the hormones in the food and periods at 4, 16 is the new 18, obviously…girls are so much more mature now…not that he needs mature since the foundation of his death was driving like a 16 year old…he knew better. You have no sympathy for a sex offender…and Paul Walker…is a sex offender…not that there is anything wrong with that…except when they move into your neighbourhood…and are registered… Being rich, famous, a teen heart throb, in his 30s, preying on a teen is pretty predatorily…whether they were “engaged” or not…but then again, he was Mormon and this is normal behavior for Mormons…who cares. Ok so Paul Walker wasn’t a sex offender…he was just mormon…I get it, he’s dead, who cares…I just like pointing fun post-death facts out. Leave me alone.

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Jaclyn Swedberg Is Back In A Bikini

I’ve done a couple posts on Jaclyn Swedberg now these past few months, and I’m really starting to dig the former Playboy Playmate of the Year. She’s just my type (a.k.a. busty), she looks amazing in a bikini, and unlike most of the girls I post on this site, I don’t have to beg to see the rest of her rocking body, it gets delivered straight to my Twitter feed . P.S. You’re welcome in advance for all the new followers, Jaclyn. Photos: Fameflynet

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Caprice is the Amazing Babe of the Night

Caprice is the kind of girl I would definitely write very intense erotic texts that talk her a wild and amazing journey in her panties…like I do with all the girls I like…but she’s Czech and I don’t think she would understand what “slip your panties to the side”….not hat she’s even wearing panties…because like all good Soviets…she’s taken her winning, pragmatic communist work camp ethics and brought her genetically engineered perfect body…to the masses…and I’m fucking glad for it…because it’s 3 am…and all I want to do is sniff pussy and eat asshole…showered or unshowered…homeless or not…because the power of Caprice allows me to distract myself from the garbage girls I pull, while I’m pulling them, since these images will forever be imprinted on my mind…because they are that good, classy and NAKED…artistic porno is the key to my life right now..it’s the future and it stars with Caprice To see Caprice More Hardcore – CLICK HERE

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Naked Kim Kardashian for the New Kanye Video of the Day

video platform video management video solutions video player Nothing’s more hip hop than releasing your new video, starring your fat naked wife and baby momma, on Ellen…shit’s hard…yo. It’s at that point in your Hip Hop career where you realize you’re nothing but a fame whore reaching for as much attention as possible…you gone as mainstream as possible…and there’s nothing really wrong with that…because let’s face it, he got Simulated sex on Ellen, which is an amazing troll….better than any troll you’ve done. What there is something wrong with is that he’s’ being a bitch making his video vixens 35 year old fat chicks he’s knocked up, instead of Emily Ratajkowski…his last Video vixen who you all saw what happened to…but I guess when you’re fucking Kim Kardashian…milk the tabloid fodder as hard as you can because it will get you more views… Maybe, this is just an extreme example of how his bitch has him by the balls…you know like when your girl catches you talking to other girls and you post a pic of you and her on your instagram to make her feel special…or maybe this pleasing your fat wife on a serious level…in just feeding into their lie…. The simulated sex…is pretty interesting though…not in a hot way…but in a this shit is on ELLEN…and Ellen probably shot her load 8 times watching it…because lesbians shoot loads…. The song’s good, I liked the cameo of the other Kardashians galloping in the intro, and the video’s kind of amazing despite Kim Kardashian’s big back being the sex object…. Here are some pics of Kim…in a mesh shirt to celebrate. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s the uncensored video….

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Baby Walks on Ice for the First Time, Is Ridiculously Adorable

Look out, Batkid . You may (deservedly) be winning the Internet, but the following cute kid may soon be stealing a few of your headlines. First, she’s wearing a pink snowsuit. Adorbs! Next, she’s trying to navigate her way through what must be her first-ever frozen puddle. Totally adorbs! But watch the video in full for the funniest part, as Cutekid maintains her balance (adorably, of course) for a brief moment before toppling over. She’s okay, have no worries, but you’ll be doubling over in laughter upon watching: Baby Walks, Falls on Ice

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Miranda Kerr Under Fire For Photoshopped Pic: Intentional or Not?

Miranda Kerr is under scrutiny after posting an obviously and drastically altered photograph of herself from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show online. See exhibits A & B below. The photo on the left is of Miranda and some of her hot, fellow supermodel friends at a VS fashion function back in 2012. The photo on the right? The same image, reposted by Miranda this week in honor of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2013 , with one difference: Her ridiculously, computer “enhanced” waist … Who knew a photo could lose weight over time? You learn something every day in this business. Maybe her split from Orlando Bloom was just that tough. Understandably, the Australian beauty is under fire, as many perceived it as an unnecessarily, bafflingly pathetic attempt to make herself look “better.” Considering she is one of the planet’s most gorgeous beings, it’s amazing that she would send this kind of message to the impressionable, Photoshop-weary public. Not to mention surprising she’d think no one would notice the obvious change. UPDATE : Miranda says she had “no idea” the image was doctored. Gasp! “Hi guys, here is the original VS image!” Kerr posted on Instagram. “When I re-posted the photo this week to support the girls I screen grabbed it off the Internet when I was working in Japan. “I had no idea it was photoshopped. All good intentions … sorry for the confusion and congratulations to the girls for such a great show!” You buying’ it?

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Backstage: 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Sorry guys, I know a bunch of supermodels in robes getting their hair done probably wasn’t what you were expecting from backstage pictures of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show , but unfortunately, lingerie shows follow strip club rules: the girls wear less clothing on stage than off. Also, there’s no touching allowed. No wonder I’ve never been invited. Luckily though, if you want to see these girls in their lingerie (and trust me, you do), we’ve got you covered here . » view all 44 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kate Moss Dressed as an Old Playboy Bunny – Literally – for Playboy of the Day

For some reason, a reason I call Playboy marketing budget, people are all talking about this picture of Kate Moss for Playboy’s anniversary, which based on Hef, I can only assume is the 200 year anniversary…because Playboy got her in one of their Bunny costumes…and I guess that’s a big deal…even if you look into the Kate Moss archives of being the best fucking model ever…with her rockstar life and rockstar unprotected sex…from having been naked in photoshoots since the 90s…to continuing to show off her tainted pubed up vagina into her 50s…she is 50 right?…to cocaine scandals and sex scandals…seeing her in a Playboy bunny outfit is fucking tame… If Playboy wants to make some noise, you know really go out with a bang before Hef dies, they need to pay better people, who aren’t all naked everywhere for their campaign, even if I love everything Kate Moss does…she’s just fucking perfect even in her menopausal, boxy, bloated, glory…

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Aubrey O’Day’s Ass Flash for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is one of those people I like to troll on social media because she likes the attention not that she ever acknowledges I exist… I call her a fat pig, a waste of space, in fact I think some of the meanest shit I’ve done off site, or on site…in person or online has been directed her way…but she keeps going on…because I guess I don’t matter…or maybe I do…and my #cyberbullying made her a stronger…better person…who started working out…so now when she posts attention seeking ass flashes on Twitter…they are less offensive..even hot..when you ignore the fact that Diddy has cum in that…its actually where her career peaked…and I am sure she hasn’t got a second round in her 15 minutes…but I still watch her aging process as she falls into insignificant…

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