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Nina Agdal Keeps On Doing The Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

Here is the story…Last year, Nina Agdal was being pushed aggressively by her people to be the next cover girl for SI…so aggressively that I was convinced she was going to be the next cover girl…and I truly do not give a fuck about SI or the girls they feature… However, SI had sales objectives to meet and I guess in that decided to go with the sure shot Kate Upton, who the world loves, even though she’s fat, because it would be a good press angle that she had more covers that some bitch in the 60s with fat tits… Nina Agdal even fucked Adam Levine to help build her profile…something that tainted her for life… I am sure, the SI team assured her that they were sorry, it was numbers and next year (as in this year) she had it in the bag… Then Emily Ratajkowski happened…. And SI booked Emily to do their shoot, knowing she’d be on the cover, because she’s a bigger deal than Kate Upton….and Nina Agdal is reaching like a thirsty bitch…to get noticed…because maybe…just maybe…she will win cover…because she deserves it…after all the press hustle…and years of working with SI…even though she knows she won’t… But in being a thirsty girl reaching…she’s been doing the Emily Ratajkowski and showing her nipples…something that a year ago…she pretty much said she’d never do…and I know one thing…I love a desperate girl…even if she looks semi-retarded… I keep rooting for her, even if it’s a sad storyline…it’s better than still being in war torn Russia or working the cam sites…like the other girls from her home town… Here are her nipples for some Danish magazine…like I said…she’s REACHING…hard.

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Arianny Celeste And Chandella Powell Are Sexy Ring Side Girls!

I never really understood the appeal of MMA. Who wants to watch two sweaty dudes rolling around with each other? That said, when it comes to MMA ring girls like Arianny Celeste and Chandella Powell here, I’m a huge fan. Especially when they get all sweaty and roll around with each other. But the best part of all? You don’t have to blow any cash on pay-per-view just to watch it. So check out the video of the two Paparazzo Ring Girls below and enjoy. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos

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Arianny Celeste And Chandella Powell Are Sexy Ring Side Girls!

I never really understood the appeal of MMA. Who wants to watch two sweaty dudes rolling around with each other? That said, when it comes to MMA ring girls like Arianny Celeste and Chandella Powell here, I’m a huge fan. Especially when they get all sweaty and roll around with each other. But the best part of all? You don’t have to blow any cash on pay-per-view just to watch it. So check out the video of the two Paparazzo Ring Girls below and enjoy. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos

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This May Be The Last Time We See Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini

A day has gone by and still that water business has yet to pay me for any of my posts. After today, I will no longer give them any more free publicity. So enjoy these amazing pics of Jaclyn Swedberg showing off her juicy bikini body at the beach next to a plastic bottle for the last time! That said, to all the girls that have modeled for them (Jaclyn, Amanda , my future Russian bride , Tiffany , Kenda , Jessa ), if you want to continue to be on the world’s greatest website, you’ll just have to send me pics on your own!

This May Be The Last Time We See Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini

A day has gone by and still that water business has yet to pay me for any of my posts. After today, I will no longer give them any more free publicity. So enjoy these amazing pics of Jaclyn Swedberg showing off her juicy bikini body at the beach next to a plastic bottle for the last time! That said, to all the girls that have modeled for them (Jaclyn, Amanda , my future Russian bride , Tiffany , Kenda , Jessa ), if you want to continue to be on the world’s greatest website, you’ll just have to send me pics on your own!

Gisele and Daft Punk for WSJ of the Day

Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored and not an underground warehouse party you had to sneak into like it was the 90s…you know an actual rave…but we’ll like the Frat Boys and College kids who are obsessed with electronic dance music think what they are doing is wild and crazy and wild…and not the equivalent of going to the fucking mall….while I remain a bigger old timer who doesn’t give a fuck where the girls are getting fucked up..so that I can move in on them and have my way with them…with my penis…and the reality is that rave being mainstream brings out hotter pussy…all those girls who woulda shopped at The Gap in the 90s too conservative to get high and fuck in a after hour bathroom …are now raging in American Apparel…getting fucked on the dance floor…evolution isn’t all that bad…

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Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen is an AMAZING Dad!

Charlie Sheen is a capable parent, and one might even say a fantastic father who dotes on his kids and is always there for them, says Denise Richards. The actress, Sheen’s ex-wife, says as much in a document submitted to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, titled “Visitation Log.” Denise outlines Charlie’s time with their daughters Sam and Lola, and Bob and Max, his twins with Brooke Mueller (and whom Denise is also guardian of). The document, which Denise was required to keep because she was Charlie Sheen’s monitor when he visited, was given to DCFS to prove his case. That case? That he is a quality parent, whereas Brooke is a mess. Some highlights of Sheen’s involvement with the brood of kiddos: Sept. 22: We all had dinner together. Charlie stayed until bedtime. Sept. 25: Visit after school till after dinner. Sept. 29: We all went to watch our daughters ride, petting zoo, and dinner with friends. Oct. 2: Boys and their dad and I took the girls to their dance class after school. Bob and Lola put on a dance show for all of us before bed. Their father stayed until bedtime. Oct. 4: Boys field trip for school. We all went together. Spent the morning until 1:30 p.m. Oct. 6: Charlie was with us for the boys’ drum lesson. Watched them play and went to play ball with boys. His friend and sons met us as well. Oct. 9: I had friends and their kids over for a dinner party. Charlie was with us; left after bedtime. Oct. 16: The kids all came to my set at work. Charlie met us. At my break we all ate together. Oct. 20: Charlie and his chef came over and she made brunch for us. Sam had a big project for school he spent time working on that. And also did art with boys. Oct. 23: Dinner/homework with girls. Read stories to the kids. Oct. 27: Spent late afternoon into evening with us. Oct. 31: Went trick or treating with us, came back to my house to help put everyone to bed. Denise sent the material to DCFS in an attempt to show how it has become impossible to care for Bob and Max because of Brooke Mueller’s interference. Brooke tried to get the judge to strip Denise of guardianship Wednesday but failed. She did, however, get a restraining order against Charlie temporarily. Sheen has made it clear that he is declaring war on Brooke and DCFS, though a judge warned him he will go to jail if he violates the case’s gag order. In short … it’s a mess. But it sounds like the kids are happy!

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Amanda Seyfried’s Best Nude Scenes [PICS]

Lovelace (2013), Amanda Seyfried ’s tribute to porn legend Linda Lovelace , is finally out on Blu-ray, and true to nude form there’s plenty of T&A. Now we’d like to pay tribute to Amanda’s own impressive resume, or undress-ume as we call it here at Skin Central. Amanda began her career as a child model and young soap star in As the World Turns and All My Children before making her film debut as a ditsy teenager with Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls (2004). With such chaste beginnings it was hard to imagine she would go nude so quickly, but Amanda gamely made her nude debut in a bit part for 2006’s Alpha Dog. Nice puppies! Next she was showing off her lungs in the non-nude Mamma Mia! (2008) and sucking face with Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body (2009). That movie must have whetted Amanda’s appetite for Sapphic action, because up next was one of the most scorching lesbian encounters in the history of skinema. Chloe (2009) paired up the blonde sex kitten with redheaded MILF Julianne Moore for a fantastic fingering session and seven nude scenes! Up next were some skingy big-budget roles in Dear John (2010), In Time (2011), and Red Riding Hood (2011), before Amanda landed the tituler knob gobbler role in Lovelace (2013) and turned Tinseltown to Tonsiltown! Thanks for the mammaries, Amanda!

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Amanda Seyfried’s Best Nude Scenes [PICS]

Amanda Seyfried’s Best Nude Scenes [PICS]

Lovelace (2013), Amanda Seyfried ’s tribute to porn legend Linda Lovelace , is finally out on Blu-ray, and true to nude form there’s plenty of T&A. Now we’d like to pay tribute to Amanda’s own impressive resume, or undress-ume as we call it here at Skin Central. Amanda began her career as a child model and young soap star in As the World Turns and All My Children before making her film debut as a ditsy teenager with Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls (2004). With such chaste beginnings it was hard to imagine she would go nude so quickly, but Amanda gamely made her nude debut in a bit part for 2006’s Alpha Dog. Nice puppies! Next she was showing off her lungs in the non-nude Mamma Mia! (2008) and sucking face with Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body (2009). That movie must have whetted Amanda’s appetite for Sapphic action, because up next was one of the most scorching lesbian encounters in the history of skinema. Chloe (2009) paired up the blonde sex kitten with redheaded MILF Julianne Moore for a fantastic fingering session and seven nude scenes! Up next were some skingy big-budget roles in Dear John (2010), In Time (2011), and Red Riding Hood (2011), before Amanda landed the tituler knob gobbler role in Lovelace (2013) and turned Tinseltown to Tonsiltown! Thanks for the mammaries, Amanda!

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Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

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